(This series is pure fantasy. Please enjoy it as such.)
I received a call from Mindy Kaling the other day, where she begged me to give her another chance on Celebrity Sexfights, after her losing her first match. I was kinda surprised. Mindy lost her previous bout with former gymnast Shawn Johnson, and was on the receiving end of a brutal buttfucking in the prize round. I wasn't sure if she would want to go through that again.
Mindy assured me that she would be more prepared this time around. She was working out with Ariel X and some of the other girls from Ultimate Surrender. The cocoa-skinned beauty was confident she could win.
I told her I had the perfect match for her.
Amy Poehler also was looking for some redemption after her two losses to her partner-in-crime, Tina Fey. I figured the two comic actresses would make for a very entertaining contest.
Mindy loved the idea, and we had another "Celebrity Sexfight" match on our hands.
Her only stipulation was that it be held in a "bedroom" scenario rather than a wrestling ring. I had no problem with her request. I thought it was odd that Mindy chose the more sensual bedroom atmosphere, after working out with the team from Ultimate Surrender, but we honored her suggestion. We set up a huge bed in our arena, in place of the roped off ring. We still had plenty of seating available for our fans, which was a big part of our product.
Amy Poehler was excited with the pairing as well. Her face lit up when I told her she would be facing Mindy. The sassy blonde comic looked at it as an easy win.
Both women agreed on the "king bed" format, complete with sex toys handy on the nightstands. A best of five scoring system would be used.
We had another full house for our contest, with everyone abuzz after seeing the huge bed in place of the wrestling ring.
Sarah Silverman was the emcee for the event, and she walked on stage wearing a sexy pink see through nightie, with nothing underneath. The beautiful dark-haired comedian teased the audience, with her luscious tits, thick black bush, and nice ass visible beneath her skimpy outfit.
"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to Celebrity Sexfights!"
"For your pleasure tonight we have two beautiful comedic actresses that are gonna go full "LESBO" for you."
"Amy Poehler of "Parks and Recreation" and Mindy Kaling from "The Office" plan on showing off their pussy licking skills right here."
She patted the foot of the oversized bed for dramatic effect, drawing an enthusiastic response from the horny crowd. Sarah walked around to one of the two nightstands, rifling through the assorted sex toys, showing the audience what they might expect to see later that night.
There were several different vibrators, dildos, and butt plugs, a few bottles of massage oil, and a few bondage items, including handcuffs. It could be an interesting evening.
The two lovely women entered the arena together, wearing identical maroon bath robes. They waved to the crowd, blowing kisses, as they took the stage, taking spots on each side of the big bed.
Sarah stood off to the side, waiting for them to finish acknowledging the crowd, so she could give them a proper introduction.
"First we have one of the funniest women in show business, and by that I mean funny looking...please welcome AMY POEHLER!!"
The former "Saturday Night Live" star whipped off her silk robe, unveiling her hot mom bod, wearing a revealing black bra and panty combo. She flashed her quirky smile as she stood there posing in her sexy underwear. Amy may not have had movie star good looks or a supermodel body, but she did have those beautiful blue eyes and a girl next doir quality that made her such a popular MILF.
"Licking Amy's pussy tonight is that little bitch from "The Office" that nobody remembers because they're all whacking off to Pam...put your hands together for... MINDY KALING!!"
The short Indian princess wasn't too thrilled with Sarah's unflattering introduction, giving her the finger before disrobing. She wowed the audience, standing there in matching lavender bra and panties. Her short stocky body was similar to Amy's, and she stood with her hands on her hips, staring down her blonde partner from the opposite side of the bed. By the look of Mindy's muscular thighs, her workouts with Ariel and the Ultimate Surrender girls was paying off.
Sarah walked over to interview the sexy star about tonight's match.
"Mindy, we have a different format this contest, with more sex than fight. How do you plan to use the new rules to your advantage?"
"I plan on keeping things simple. I'll use my seductive skills and this killer bod! There's no way she can resist if I get my hands on her pussy."
"What about her ass? Tina fucked her in the butt. Do you plan on giving her the same strapon punishment?"
"We'll see. She does have a nice tushy. It'll be very tempting."
The sexy raven haired announcer turned her attention to Amy Poehler, trying to stir up some drama.
"Mindy says she's gonna fuck you in the ass. What do you say to that?"
Amy gave a nervous chuckle, dismissing the kinky threat with a confident smile.
"Nobody's touching my ass. If anything, I'll be the one destroying her big booty."
"We have plenty of sextoys available. Are there any in particular that you want to try out?"
"I'm usually a tongue and fingers type of girl, but the Hitachi wand would certainly be interesting."
"Well, there you have it, folks. These two sexy ladies are going to show their special seductive skills in our unique contest tonight."
Sarah moved off into the background, giving way to Amy and Mindy, allowing them to do their thing. The two lovely celebs crawled up onto the oversized bed, seductively gazing at each other. Putting their hands out, gently caressing the other's scantily clad body, it started out as a slow paced game of touchy feely, rather than a sexual duel.
They embraced with a long passionate kiss, trying to establish their sexual superiority. Amy ran her fingers through Mindy's silky jet black hair, before letting them wander down her back to her nice round ass. She squeezed both cheeks, slightly pulling on the skimpy lavender panties.
Mindy was a little more aggressive, going right for Amy's black bra, unhooking it, and slowly pulling the straps down over her bare shoulders, before pulling it away, with Amy's saggy pear-shaped tits exposed. The blonde comic had incredibly long pointy nipples, almost an inch long. Mindy couldn't resist, leaning in and gently kissing each one, twirling her cool wet tongue around the stiff gumdrops, before sucking on the erect nipples.
Amy tilted her head back, closing her eyes, enjoying the attention. Not only were her nipples freakishly long, they were also extremely sensitive. The topless MILF didn't bother fighting back. She was lost in her own dreamy ecstasy, perfectly content to let Mindy continue to feast on her luscious tits.