Celebrity Sexfights

(This series is pure fantasy. Please enjoy it as such.)

I received a call from Mindy Kaling the other day, where she begged me to give her another chance on Celebrity Sexfights, after her losing her first match. I was kinda surprised. Mindy lost her previous bout with former gymnast Shawn Johnson, and was on the receiving end of a brutal buttfucking in the prize round. I wasn't sure if she would want to go through that again.

Mindy assured me that she would be more prepared this time around. She was working out with Ariel X and some of the other girls from Ultimate Surrender. The cocoa-skinned beauty was confident she could win.

I told her I had the perfect match for her.

Amy Poehler also was looking for some redemption after her two losses to her partner-in-crime, Tina Fey. I figured the two comic actresses would make for a very entertaining contest.

Mindy loved the idea, and we had another "Celebrity Sexfight" match on our hands.

Her only stipulation was that it be held in a "bedroom" scenario rather than a wrestling ring. I had no problem with her request. I thought it was odd that Mindy chose the more sensual bedroom atmosphere, after working out with the team from Ultimate Surrender, but we honored her suggestion. We set up a huge bed in our arena, in place of the roped off ring. We still had plenty of seating available for our fans, which was a big part of our product.

Amy Poehler was excited with the pairing as well. Her face lit up when I told her she would be facing Mindy. The sassy blonde comic looked at it as an easy win.

Both women agreed on the "king bed" format, complete with sex toys handy on the nightstands. A best of five scoring system would be used.

We had another full house for our contest, with everyone abuzz after seeing the huge bed in place of the wrestling ring.

Sarah Silverman was the emcee for the event, and she walked on stage wearing a sexy pink see through nightie, with nothing underneath. The beautiful dark-haired comedian teased the audience, with her luscious tits, thick black bush, and nice ass visible beneath her skimpy outfit.

"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to Celebrity Sexfights!"

"For your pleasure tonight we have two beautiful comedic actresses that are gonna go full "LESBO" for you."

"Amy Poehler of "Parks and Recreation" and Mindy Kaling from "The Office" plan on showing off their pussy licking skills right here."

She patted the foot of the oversized bed for dramatic effect, drawing an enthusiastic response from the horny crowd. Sarah walked around to one of the two nightstands, rifling through the assorted sex toys, showing the audience what they might expect to see later that night.

There were several different vibrators, dildos, and butt plugs, a few bottles of massage oil, and a few bondage items, including handcuffs. It could be an interesting evening.

The two lovely women entered the arena together, wearing identical maroon bath robes. They waved to the crowd, blowing kisses, as they took the stage, taking spots on each side of the big bed.

Sarah stood off to the side, waiting for them to finish acknowledging the crowd, so she could give them a proper introduction.

"First we have one of the funniest women in show business, and by that I mean funny looking...please welcome AMY POEHLER!!"

The former "Saturday Night Live" star whipped off her silk robe, unveiling her hot mom bod, wearing a revealing black bra and panty combo. She flashed her quirky smile as she stood there posing in her sexy underwear. Amy may not have had movie star good looks or a supermodel body, but she did have those beautiful blue eyes and a girl next doir quality that made her such a popular MILF.

"Licking Amy's pussy tonight is that little bitch from "The Office" that nobody remembers because they're all whacking off to Pam...put your hands together for... MINDY KALING!!"

The short Indian princess wasn't too thrilled with Sarah's unflattering introduction, giving her the finger before disrobing. She wowed the audience, standing there in matching lavender bra and panties. Her short stocky body was similar to Amy's, and she stood with her hands on her hips, staring down her blonde partner from the opposite side of the bed. By the look of Mindy's muscular thighs, her workouts with Ariel and the Ultimate Surrender girls was paying off.

Sarah walked over to interview the sexy star about tonight's match.

"Mindy, we have a different format this contest, with more sex than fight. How do you plan to use the new rules to your advantage?"

"I plan on keeping things simple. I'll use my seductive skills and this killer bod! There's no way she can resist if I get my hands on her pussy."

"What about her ass? Tina fucked her in the butt. Do you plan on giving her the same strapon punishment?"

"We'll see. She does have a nice tushy. It'll be very tempting."

The sexy raven haired announcer turned her attention to Amy Poehler, trying to stir up some drama.

"Mindy says she's gonna fuck you in the ass. What do you say to that?"

Amy gave a nervous chuckle, dismissing the kinky threat with a confident smile.

"Nobody's touching my ass. If anything, I'll be the one destroying her big booty."

"We have plenty of sextoys available. Are there any in particular that you want to try out?"

"I'm usually a tongue and fingers type of girl, but the Hitachi wand would certainly be interesting."

"Well, there you have it, folks. These two sexy ladies are going to show their special seductive skills in our unique contest tonight."

Sarah moved off into the background, giving way to Amy and Mindy, allowing them to do their thing. The two lovely celebs crawled up onto the oversized bed, seductively gazing at each other. Putting their hands out, gently caressing the other's scantily clad body, it started out as a slow paced game of touchy feely, rather than a sexual duel.

They embraced with a long passionate kiss, trying to establish their sexual superiority. Amy ran her fingers through Mindy's silky jet black hair, before letting them wander down her back to her nice round ass. She squeezed both cheeks, slightly pulling on the skimpy lavender panties.

Mindy was a little more aggressive, going right for Amy's black bra, unhooking it, and slowly pulling the straps down over her bare shoulders, before pulling it away, with Amy's saggy pear-shaped tits exposed. The blonde comic had incredibly long pointy nipples, almost an inch long. Mindy couldn't resist, leaning in and gently kissing each one, twirling her cool wet tongue around the stiff gumdrops, before sucking on the erect nipples.

Amy tilted her head back, closing her eyes, enjoying the attention. Not only were her nipples freakishly long, they were also extremely sensitive. The topless MILF didn't bother fighting back. She was lost in her own dreamy ecstasy, perfectly content to let Mindy continue to feast on her luscious tits.

Sarah Silverman couldn't help chiming in, commenting on the action.

"Would you look at those amazing titties! Be careful you don't poke your eye out, Mindy!"

The cocoa-skinned beauty ignored the wise-cracking emcee, forcing Amy onto her back, where she continued to munch on her succulent breasts. Mindy had her gorgeous round ass sticking up in the air as she worked her way down Amy's bare belly, kissing her along the way, until she got to the black panties.

While Mindy was rubbing and licking the outline of Amy's pussy through the sheer lacy underwear, she felt her bra being undone. Her sexy blonde partner had reached around, removing it, freeing up Mindy's tiny firm tits.

The crowd was starting to buzz. Everyone was on the edge of their seats as the topless beauties were feeling each other up. Mindy had Amy's legs spread wide open, holding her inner thighs while kissing and licking her panties. You could tell it was having an effect on Amy, who was moaning and squirming around. The antsy blonde tried to roll through and reverse her position, but Mindy held her in place. Apparently her workouts with the Ultimate Surrender girls was paying off. She had much more strength than her counterpart.

Amy appeared to be close to the edge, moaning as Mindy continued to massage her pussy through the moist black panties.

It wasn't long before Amy gave in, bucking with an intense orgasm.

"ORGASM NUMBER ONE!!!!"

Sarah was nearby, announcing the point for Mindy, with the audience cheering in appreciation.

0️⃣ AMY

1️⃣ MINDY

Mindy flashed a huge smile, happy to get on the board first against her good friend. She didn't waste too much time celebrating, choosing to keep the momentum going. The topless brunette peeled off Amy's soggy undies, massaging her hairy wet pussy, hoping to induce another quick orgasm.

With Amy fighting to catch her breath, Mindy looked over at the nightstand, thinking she could add a sex toy into the mix. She had her eyes on a pink vibrator on the near side.

As she crawled over towards the stand full of goodies, Amy snuck up behind her, yanking her lavender panties down, and giving her a playful bite on one of her fleshy butt cheeks.

Mindy spun around to fight off her attacker, only to see Amy pull her undies completely off. The desperate blonde was eager to even things up. She made a beeline for Mindy's crotch, wading her fingers through her thick dark bush, searching for her slit.

The twinkle in Amy's eyes told the whole story, as she found her pot of gold. The determined blonde spread Mindy's pussy lips with one hand, and gently massaged her clitoris with the other. She peeked up at her furry friend, flashing a devilish smile. Amy leaned in, licking Mindy's moist slit with one long sensuous swipe of her tongue. She stopped, licked her lips, and dove in again, nibbling on her stubby clit.

Mindy hummed with delight, holding Amy in place, enjoying the oral sex. She let her rival do her thing for a few more minutes, giving the feisty comic a false sense of security, before wrapping her powerful thighs around Amy's head, locking her ankles and squeezing.

Amy fell for the trap, as Mindy rolled over into a dominating facesit position. She wiggled her cute little tushy, making sure her wet pussy was planted firmly above Amy's mouth, forcing the struggling blonde to continue eating her out.

Smothered by the sexy "Office" star, Amy had no other choice than to pleasure her opponent. Although Mindy was sitting in a perfect "queening" position, Amy felt her best chance to win was to try to weaken the cute brunette with some lesbian love.

She reached up, squeezing Mindy's soft butt cheeks, as she proceeded to suck on her luscious pussy.

Mindy added to her pleasure by grinding her crotch on Amy's face, bringing herself close to a climax. The orgasm came rather quickly, with the beautiful actress shivering with excitement, falling off to the side after cumming on her friend's face.

Amy propped herself up, wiping her mouth, as she reluctantly watched Sarah announce another point for Mindy.

0️⃣ AMY

2️⃣ MINDY

Mindy Kaling wanted to keep momentum on her side. She reached for the pink vibrator that she had her eye on earlier. She twisted the bottom, turning it on, smiling at the buzzing sextoy.

Before she had a chance to use it, Amy snatched it right out of her hand.

"What do we have here?"

The frazzled blonde comic raised her eyebrows, flashing a mischievous grin as she held the buzzing toy in front of her playmate.

"You weren't planning on using that on ME, were you?"

Mindy sat back on her heels, looking on silently, disappointed that she didn't get to put the toy to use.

Amy pushed the brooding star backwards, holding her down, and swinging her leg over the top, planting her nice round ass on Mindy's face. She immediately tested out the pink vibrator on her playmate's hairy wet pussy.

Mindy was totally helpless. Smothered by Amy's plump behind, her muffled pleas for mercy went unanswered. She was forced to endure Amy's attempt to induce another orgasm. Barely recovered from her last queening climax, it only took a few minutes to lose control again. She kicked her legs, curling her toes, as she gave in to a second intense orgasm.

Of course Sarah was there to call it out.

"ORGASM!!! Amy earns the point!"

1️⃣ AMY

2️⃣ MINDY

After cutting the deficit to a point, Amy was looking for more. She rolled off of Mindy, giving the ebony beauty a chance to catch her breath after the ass smothering. The older blonde flashed a mischievous smile as she put the pink vibrator back on the nightstand, exchanging it for some anal beads. Amy teased her friend, holding up the string, letting her know what she had in mind.

Mindy sat up, with her eyes focused on the kinky sexual aid. She took a swipe at the string of beads, knocking them out of Amy's hand. The girls scrambled to gain control of them, watching as the beads fell onto the floor, landing at the feet of the sexy referee. Amy was the only one to go after the kinky toy, stretching out over the side of the bed, reaching for the beads, while Mindy tried to hold her back.

Sarah bent over, grabbing the prized possession before Amy could get ahold of them. She teased the naked blonde, dangling the string of beads in front of her, before tossing them over to Mindy.

The short dark beauty gladly accepted the assist from the ref, clutching the naughty gift, as she sat on Amy's legs, pushing her free hand into the small of Amy's back, holding her in place.

Sarah decided to give more help, lifting her pink nightie and grabbing a handful of Amy's stringy blonde hair, forcing the sassy comic to lick her hairy pussy.

Amy was in no position to fight back, and proved to be a good sport, flicking her tongue across Sarah's fuzzy monkey.

While Amy was busy licking pussy, Mindy focused on her nice round ass. She dug her fingers into the soft pillowy buttcheeks, kneading them, before setting her sights on Amy's tight pink rosebud. She took the string of beads and inserted them, one by one, into her friend's butt.

The anal play seemed to motivate the horny blonde, who aggressively amped up the oral favors on the referee. Sarah was enjoying the attention, smiling as she spread her juicy pussy lips. The sexy emcee let out an over-the-top scream, letting everyone know she just came, shaking and twisting her body to add to the drama.

"POINT FOR AMY POEHLER! FOR MAKING ME CUM!!"

2️⃣ AMY

2️⃣ MINDY

Mindy looked up in disbelief, wondering how that earned Amy a point, but she was in no position to argue. She turned her attention back to Amy's luscious butt, playing with the anal beads. She tugged on the string till the first white ball popped out, then immediately shoved it back in. Mindy did this several more times, snickering along with the sexy referee at the anal play.

Keeping with the anal theme, Sarah turned around, sticking her big roound butt in Amy's face, begging her to lick her ass. Again, Amy did as she was told, flicking her pointy tongue over Sarah's dirty brown hole.

"Ooh yeah! Lick Mama's ass!"

Sarah was cooing with delight, lost in her own dreamy ecstasy, having her ass licked.

Amy was enjoying it too, both giving and receiving. She squeezed Sarah's cheeks, dabbing her tongue in as far as she could while Mindy pulled the little white anal beads from her butt.

When Mindy pulled the last one out, she leaned in, treating Amy to the same anal pleasure that Sarah was getting. She was a pro at anilingus, darting her active tongue over and around Amy's puckered butthole. Without taking her mouth away from Amy's ass, Mindy passed along the anal beads to her blonde friend.

Amy took the hint, carefully inserting the white beads into Sarah's tight brown hole.

The cocky referee let out an eerie howl, screeching at the surprise move. She turned her head, without moving her ass, showing that she secretly enjoyed the kinky sex act. She took the second and third little ball much more quietly, reaching down between her legs, fingering her hairy cunt while Amy kept up the anal play.

While Amy and Sarah were engaged with the anal beads, Mindy was surveying the nightstand for more toys. She found a unique plastic red dildo that was shaped like the Nike swoosh logo. The "feeldoe" was a strapon dildo, without the straps. Mindy inserted the short end into her vagina, with the larger end sticking out like a penis. Now that the caramel-skinned beauty had a cock, she was looking to use it. The feisty actress had her sights set on Amy's nice round ass, looking to fuck her doggystyle. Unfortunately for her, Sarah interrupted her plans. The dark-haired ref wheeled around, with the anal beads still embedded up her butt. She pushed Amy onto her back, climbing up onto the bed and sitting on the sassy blonde.

Sarah wiggled her ass for Mindy before sitting on Amy's stomach. She reached down, pinching Poehler's freakishly long nipples, begging to have the string of beads pulled from her butt.

Mindy couldn't resist. With Amy laying on her back squeezing Sarah's nice firm butt cheeks, Mindy reached for the pull cord, watching intently as the beads popped out one by one.

Sarah leaned ahead, arching her back, counting them out as each little round ball appeared.

"One....two...three..."

When the final white bead popped out of her naughty hole, Sarah reached down, fingering herself, peeing on Amy. A long steady stream splashed all over Amy's tits and up to her face, catching the horny blonde by surprise. Sarah moaned with relief after splattering her friend.

Amy could only lay back and giggle, as her naked body glistened from the golden shower. She didn't expect the watersports, but wasn't too bothered by it, laughing it off as Sarah sat on her tummy, playing with her pointy nipples, twisting and turning them like a radio dial.

The crowd cheered wildly at the kinky pissing scene, but there was more. Mindy moved in, pushing Sarah from behind, bending her over and petting her smooth white ass. She gripped the red feeldoe and rubbed it up against Sarah's hairy wet pussy before slipping it inside, fucking her from behind.

"Ooh yeah! Fuck me, Mindy!"

Sarah was now the centerpiece of the Sexfight, sandwiched between the two stars. Mindy was drilling her from behind with the unique red dildo, while Amy was on the bottom munching on Sarah's dangling boobs.

Mindy was fucking her like a dude, pumping her hips, burying the fake cock in Sarah's dripping wet pussy. With the other end if the sextoy in her own tight vagina, she was getting as much pleasure as she was giving. It seemed like the harder she banged Sarah, the more aroused she became.

"Where's MY point?" Mindy asked while pounding the ref from behind. She rammed Sarah even harder to get her point across.

"Where's MY point?!"

Mindy reached for the anal beads again, slowly reinserting them as she continued to fuck the ref.

"Where's MY point, Sarah?"

Sarah Silverman was in an unfamiliar spot. She was usually the one calling the shots. But the combination of anal beads and a dildo were making her vulnerable. She finally relented, calling out a point for Mindy Kaling.

"Okay Okay, you win. Point for Mindy."

FINAL

2️⃣ AMY POEHLER

3️⃣ MINDY KALING

Mindy flashed a satisfying smirk when she was declared the winner, but wanted more. She kept up her rhythm, rocking her hips, fucking the sexy referee. With the feeldoe, it was almost as if she was fucking herself.

With Mindy banging the ref, Amy Poehler crawled out from underneath, her naked body still glistening from the golden shower. She knelt next to the others, petting Sarah as she got a closeup view of Mindy working her magic with the strapless red dildo.

Amy reached for the plastic loop at the end of the string sticking out of Sarah's ass. She gently pulled it, watching the little white beads appear from her dirry brown hole, one by one. When the final round ball popped out, Amy let out a little giggle, snickering with Mindy at the naughty play.