Author's Note: My husband helped me write the Emma material. Hope you enjoy!
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Logan had been out patrolling the grounds when the call came from the Professor.
Logan?
Was when I woke up this mornin'.
Jean and Scott are indisposed. Please inform the others that this morning's briefing is postponed until noon.
Huh. He headed toward the mansion.
They sick?
Just indisposed
. He sensed some embarrassment down the link before Chuck withdrew from his head. He thought about it as he entered the men's dormitory wing, then laughed as he breathed in outside of Scott's door. So Jeannie got tired of waiting, hm? Not surprising. He moved on and started knocking on the others' doors.
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So far, so good. The passage leading to her room was empty. She sneaked down the hall as fast as she could, when a cough behind her broke the silence. "That your normal mornin' attire, darlin'?"
Logan. Wonderful. Just what she needed. Remy was so gonna pay for what he did ...
She turned to face him, head proudly erect. "No. Remy stole my clothes." His eyes were everywhere, deliberately taking her in, and she felt a thrill of desire. Damn it.
He inhaled deeply, then shrugged. "Well. Guess what they say about Reed Richards is wrong." He turned away and raised his hand to knock on Jubilee's door.
"Wait. What? What about Reed Richards?" Her curiosity overcame her desire to escape, and she turned back.
He smiled at the door. "Well, ya see, some people think he invented the material for our uniforms so it'd enhance tits. Guess it isn't true in all cases, though." He casually yawned. "By the way, morning briefing's cancelled. Scott 'n' Jean aren't feelin' well." He raised his hand to knock again.
Rogue finally remembered she was naked, it was cold, Logan was male, and even though she felt a rush of relief at not having to face Scott right away, she would have to put on some clothes to get breakfast. She ran away and heard the first knock as Logan finally tried to raise Jubilee.
She frowned, unlocking her own door and rushing inside. That second knock was followed by a crash and a scream. "Wolvie!"
She shut and locked her door, leaning against it, and looked around.
Her room had been transformed. She gaped as she saw every available surface, including the rug on the floor, covered with images of Remy.
Mostly naked images of Remy.
Oh, sure, there were a few pictures in outfits she'd been stupid enough to let him know she liked, she saw, as she recovered a little from her initial shock. The heartbeat of "Black Velvet" came through to her ears now, the smoky voice of Alannah Myles singing a song she'd always privately thought was perfect for Remy, and she blushed. There were pictures of him stroking his cock, in briefs, on a motorcycle? God, that musta hurt. The piΓ©ce de resistance, though, was the life-size poster on her bed. He had tried for a typical Elvis pose, but unlike the King, his devilish eyes held nothing but invitations. He wore only a small black velvet jacket. He was erect, his arms at his sides, and she inhaled sharply. If he hadn't enhanced anything, he was quite a nice size. She held back the urge to measure him, though.
They had said bedrooms were off-limits. She had won! She quickly pulled open a dresser drawer, encountering a close-up picture of Remy's penis spurting white, and tossed it aside in favor of some pants and a T-shirt.
She frowned. Should there be a breeze?
Her window was open. She paused, tempted to put a hand on the poster's shoulder, but looked out and breathed in the good air. She saw Storm was up, walking toward the kitchen door below, and waved to her. "Mornin', Storm!"
Storm looked up. "Good morning, Rogue. Good morning, Remy." She continued on to the kitchen.
Rogue was frozen in place. Good morning, Remy?
She looked to her left. The man himself was desperately clutching the side of the mansion, holding on by putting pressure on the water pipe. He managed a small grin for her. "Mornin' chere."
She folded her arms. "Bedrooms are off-limits. Remember?"
He pouted, but dropped the look as he gasped and clung to the old bricks. "But chere, Remy thought that mean no bein' in your room when you in there."
She rolled her eyes. "You know what I meant."
"Non, chere. Really." He threw her a pleading glance. Damn her, but she decided to let it slide, especially since his present was so very tempting.
"All right. The bet's still on, but you're also still in trouble." She pulled back through the window and began closing it.
"Chere? Maybe you let Remy in?" She heard a scuffle against the bricks and a quickly cursed, "Merde!" from him.
She smiled and spoke sweetly. "But sugar, you can't be in my room. I'm in it."
She closed the window on his pleas.
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He sighed. Maybe Stormy'd left her windows open again. He struggled his way up the side of the mansion.