Celebrity Sexfights Ch 37

(This series is pure fantasy. Please enjoy it as such.)

The last time we saw Tina Fey at Celebrity Sexfights, she was officiating a match before being knocked unconscious by her so-called friend Amy Poehler, who smashed the back of her head with a folding chair. Apparently she's made a full recovery and is back as a contestant, taking on gorgeous blonde actress Leslie Mann.

It's a classic matchup between two lovely MILFs. Both women have experience at Sexfights, and have yet to lose, with Tina beating her nemesis Amy Poehler twice, and Leslie earning a hard fought victory over Ellie Kemper, the cute receptionist from my favorite TV show, "The Office".

As much as I love both women, apparently they don't share my opinion. As a matter of fact, they hate each other. Leslie has held a grudge against Tina ever since they had a run-in when she hosted Saturday Night Live years ago. And Tina didn't appreciate losing out to Leslie for the lead in the movie "This Is Forty", being told she was too old, when Leslie was only two years younger.

The fact that these ladies didn't like each other only made this bout that much more interesting.

Officiating tonight's match was muscular porn star Ariel X, of Ultimate Surrender, the website that Celebrity Sexfights was patterned after. Aside from being our technical director, Ariel loved to put her well-chiseled body on display, refereeing our matches. She took center stage, looking great in her black and white striped leotard, ready to introduce tonight's guest stars.

"Ladies and gentleman, welcome to another exciting edition of Celebrity Sexfights!

"Tonight, for your pleasure, we have a blonde/brunette battle between two of your favorite stars."

"Our first contestant is a hot little dish, that starred in such movies as "This is Forty" and "The Other Woman." Please give a warm welcome to LESLIE MANN!"

The crowd gave an enthusiastic response as Leslie entered the arena, striding down the aisle in a purple string bikini, showing off her slender, athletic body. The beautiful actress had her hair tied back loosely, with curly strands cascading down, framing her innocent face and those unmistakable high cheekbones. The cute blonde MILF entered the ring, smiling and waving to the appreciative audience.

"Taking on Leslie tonight is everybody's favorite funny lady, the star of "30 Rock", "Saturday Night Live" and "Mean Girls", please welcome TINA FEY!"

Tina burst into the arena, wowing everyone in attendance by wearing a very revealing bright white bikini. She walked down the aisle with confidence, shaking her nice round ass and saddlebag thighs, along with her jiggling pear-shaped tits, taking her position opposite Leslie. The sassy brunette stared down her nemesis through her trademark black rimmed eyeglasses, while flaunting her hot "Mom bod" for everyone.

While the two celebs were giving each other the evil eye, the intimidation tactics didn't seem to do much. However, when Ariel dangled a big strapon dildo in front of them, letting them know what they were playing for, the two mature stars came to life.

Leslie's eyes lit up as she gazed at the ref holding up the sex toy.

"Ooh! Would you look at that! A special prize. After I kick your ass, I'm sure gonna enjoy fucking your brains out with that."

Tina shrugged off the cocky blonde's trash talking, staring back at the slender actress.

"You don't scare me. Once I get my hands on your slutty pussy, you'll be screaming for mercy."

As they approached each other at the center, Ariel reminded them that tonight's match was a best of five contest. The first one to score three points by submission, queening, or forced orgasm would be declared the winner and earn the right to strap it on.

"Well we all know who that's gonna be, don't we Blondie? I can't wait to stick my big cock in your ass!"

Leslie was speechless. Although she was confident in her ability to come out on top, the vision of one of Tina's previous matches popped in her head. The nerdy comic showed her darker side, buttfucking her lifelong friend Amy Poehler with a strapon. Leslie was just a little apprehensive. She didn't like the idea of putting her ass on the line. She didn't want to end up like Amy. Her nervousness showed as she mumbled her answer.

"We'll see."

Her response didn't exactly show a lot of confidence. It looked as if Tina had gotten in Leslie's head already with the talk of anal sex.

Standing toe to toe, the two sexy celebs couldn't hide their hatred of each other. The intense confrontation was magnified by their rivalry and the pending consequences of sexual humiliation for the loser. Neither one wanted to give in.

Leslie wanted to wipe the smug smirk off of Tina's face more than anything. She didn't want to just beat the nerdy comic, she wanted to destroy her. You could see the contempt in her cold green eyes as she gave Tina a dirty look. To say this was a grudge match would be putting it lightly.

Tina had similar thoughts. Humiliating the blonde bitch would make her day. Not just by stripping Leslie of her skimpy purple bikini, but by making her cum in front of the live audience. Tina was well aware of Leslie's penchant for squirting, and couldn't wait to make the blonde spring a leak.

The muscular referee blew the whistle to get the action started. It didn't take any time at all for the two MILFs to start clawing at each other. Leslie grabbed a handful of Tina's hair while the feisty brunette went for Leslie's bikini, yanking the purple top right off.

The blonde actress let out a scream at having her modest breasts exposed, but she refused to give up her grip on Tina's hair. She yanked as hard as she could, trying to dish out as much pain as possible.

Tina countered Leslie's hair-pulling by pinching the topless blonde's dime-sized tits. She squeezed both nipples causing Leslie to wince in pain and let out another high-pitched squeal.

"Ow!!! You're hurting me!!!"

Tina wasn't having it. She twisted the bare nips a little more, looking on as Leslie's slim body buckled, with the whimpering blonde dropping to her knees.

"I'll let go of your tiny tits as soon as you let go of my hair, Bitch!"

Leslie finally released her handful of hair, and fell helplessly to the floor, holding her aching breasts. Tina pounced on her, sitting her nice round ass on the whiny blonde's face. The feisty brunette kept the pressure on, grinding her plump bottom up against Leslie's nose and mouth, smothering her.

She reached down, pinching the struggling blonde's tiny nipples once again. Leslie frantically clawed at Tina's white bikini bottom, pulling on it, exposing the crack of her ass, much to the delight of the horny crowd. Tina responded by going for Leslie's crotch, rubbing her pussy through the thin fabric of the skimpy purple panties. She could feel the outline of her rival's thick labia and tried to gain the early edge by stimulating it with her fingers.

Leslie started flailing her legs, kicking and screaming for Tina to stop, her muffled pleas barely heard with the brunette's ass planted firmly on her face. The skinny actress didn't have the strength to budge her opponent from her perch. She tapped out, desperate to get out of her vulnerable position, giving the first point to Tina Fey.

1️⃣ TINA FEY

0️⃣ LESLIE MANN

Ariel quickly announced the submission, as the crowd cheered her on.

"That's a tap!! Round one goes to Tina Fey with an amazing ass smothering!"

Tina hopped to her feet, readjusting her bright white bikini bottom, after giving the audience a glimpse of her luscious ass crack. She turned, with her hands on her hips, looking down on her opponent, who was slow to get to her feet after the rough start.

Leslie stood there covering her breasts, giving Tina a nasty look, with payback on her mind, after suffering the vicious nipple twisting.

Tina couldn't help but make fun of the pouting blonde, teasing her in an annoying baby voice.

"Aw. what's the matter? Did somebody get a boo-boo on dare pwecious widdo titties?"

If Tina was trying to get under Leslie's skin, she was doing a good job of it. You could feel the heat emanating from the frustrated blonde as she stared daggers back at her wise-cracking opponent.

The cocky comic never let up, adding more fuel to the fire, making fun of Leslie's tiny tits.

"Those are some nasty bee stings ya got there. Must be very painful. Maybe it would help if I massaged them for you."

Tina reached out, playfully grabbing at Leslie's modest breasts, only to have her hands swatted away by the flat-chested blonde.

Leslie came alive, unleashing her rage, as she furiously went after Tina, trying to remove her top. She tugged at one of the shoulder straps, stretching it out until it snapped, with the white bra falling loosely around Tina's waist. The dark-haired comic had her pear-shaped tits exposed by the psycho blonde.

Leslie yanked on what was left of the bright white top, ripping it away, leaving the sassy brunette topless and hunched over, trying to cover her naked breasts. She had nothing to be ashamed of. Her gorgeous pear-shaped breasts sagged slightly and looked scrumptious with incredible dark nipples, that looked like a couple of Hershey's Kisses.

The crowd erupted, cheering on the wild clothes ripping catfight. They went crazy after getting a peek at Tina's luscious tits.

Leslie was gaining momentum, confidently grabbing at Tina's saggy boobs, looking for a little payback from the titty torture. The slim blonde put Tina in a bear hug, cupping her breasts from behind. She rested her chin on the cowering brunette's shoulder, teasing her as she whispered in her ear.

"Don't fight it, Tina. It'll only make it worse."

Leslie pinched her rival's dark erect nipples, causing the sassy comic to yell out in protest.

"AAHHH!! YOU FUCKIN' BITCH!!

With Tina putting up a little bit of resistance, Leslie changed her point of attack. She pushed Tina to the floor, quickly dropping to her knees behind her, staring directly at Tina's nice heart-shaped ass. She gave the topless MILF a hard spanking while holding her down, with her palm pressed into Tina's bare back. Leslie then tucked her fingers inside the waistband of the bright white bikini bottoms, trying to pull them off. She yanked them down, giving everyone another nice look at the crack of her rival's ass.

Tina fought back, popping up on her knees, reaching back, grabbing her white panties, trying to avoid being stripped completely naked.

Leslie pushed her back down, screaming at her struggling opponent, making another play for her bikini bottom.

"Fuck you, Fey!!!!"

"You wanna show off your ass so bad?

The determined blonde went after the stretched out swimsuit bottom once more, pulling it over Tina's fleshy butt cheeks, halfway down her pale white thighs.

Tina groaned with her face planted on the mat, reaching back, trying to stop her crazed opponent. She realized it was a losing battle.

Leslie succeeded in yanking the prized panties completely off and tossed them aside. She gave Tina another hard spank, leaving a big red handprint on her ass. The naked comedienne turned to face Leslie, fighting back, with her thick dark bush and jiggling breasts exposed. She put aside the trauma of being nude, tackling the topless blonde and rolling around on the floor, jostling for position.

Tina ended up on top, nose to nose with her arch rival, her soft dangling boobs rubbing up against Leslie's small firm breasts. Tina squeezed her opponent's nipples once again, staring down at the topless actress, with her glasses hanging at the end of her nose. She felt as if she was in total control.

Although she was stripped completely naked, Tina still maintained a one-point lead. She looked to take advantage of her edge in strength and upper position to add to that lead. Slowly slithering up Leslie's flat tummy, Tina pinned the weaker blonde's wrists to the floor, and planted her hairy muff on Leslie's face.

The nerdish brunette enjoyed her dominant

perch, grinding her wet pussy over Leslie's mouth. She was getting worked up, riding her struggling foe. Leslie tried to avoid the facesitting, turning her head and twisting her body, but Tina remained in control. The desperate blonde MILF clawed at Tina's ass, digging her fingers into her adversary's fleshy butt cheeks.

Leslie managed to push Tina off to the side, and escape the humiliating facesit, wiping her mouth as she stood on her knees, glaring back at her nemesis.

Tina just laughed at the pissed off chick, teasing her, as they squared off once gain.

"If you didn't want me to sit on your face, you shouldn't have taken my bottoms."

She eyed up the frazzled blonde celebrity, not concerned at all about her nudity, ready to finish what she started.

"I've done it once, I can do it again. You're gonna lick my pussy and worship my ass whether you like it or not."

Leslie gave the confident comic a nasty stare, determined not to fall victim to another embarrassing facesit. She was extremely pissed that the smug brunette was getting the best of her.

"Not a chance!!"

"I'll never give in to a skank like you!"

Leslie was seething, but so far she couldn't convert her rage into success on the mat. She needed to keep her poise to have any chance of winning. As Tina approached her, the feisty blonde reared back and slapped the cocky dark-haired foe across the face, knocking her glasses off.

While Tina was holding her sore cheek, stunned by the cheap shot, Leslie pounced on her, mauling one of her tits with one hand, and grabbing her hairy crotch with the other. She leaned in, biting Tina's pointy nipple, causing the naked brunette to cry out in pain.

"TIME! TIME! NO BITING!!"

Ariel stepped in, breaking up the two hot women, reminding them that biting was not allowed. The ruling didn't do Tina much good, as she sat there pouting, massaging her left breast, with teethmarks still noticeable, around her dark brown nipple.

"You fucking Bitch! You're gonna pay for that!"

The cocky brunette stared over at Leslie, swearing revenge. She retrieved her glasses, and crawled toward her snickering opponent, looking for a little payback.

Leslie was ready for her, and went after Tina's sensitive nipples again, trying to keep the pressure on. Both women had the same idea, reaching out, pinching the other's tits. It was a testament of wills with each one twisting and squeezing, hoping to inflict as much pain as possible.

Tina started to gain the upper hand, forcing Leslie onto her back. She was in her face once again, flaunting her dominance of the whimpering blonde. Tina was becoming aroused, as the sexfight was getting intense. She began humping Leslie's thigh, with blood racing through her body, giving a tingling sensation all over. Seeing a single tear roll down Leslie's cheek turned Tina on even more. She loved watching the prissy blonde suffer. Tina gave Leslie's nipples another hard squeeze, before sliding her naked body up looking to deliver another facesitting pin, and a possible queening orgasm.

The dominating brunette finally let go of Leslie's sensitive nipples, and the struggling blonde did the same. Tina reached down, putting a hand around Leslie's throat, holding her down. She started pleasuring herself with her free hand, playing with her clit as she gyrated her hairy pussy up against Leslie's tight flat stomach. She loved making the sobbing blonde her own personal sex toy, masturbating while sitting on top of her.

Leslie grabbed ahold of Tina's bare thighs, trying to push her away. She couldn't let that dark-haired bitch keep humiliating her like that. It might have been too late. Tina appeared to be close to climaxing, with her head tilted back and her eyes fluttering.

Leslie wiggled her way out from under her panting rival, pulling off a much needed reversal. With Tina weakened by her near orgasm, Leslie pounced on her, looking to finish the job.

The rejuvenated actress reached for Tina's furry crotch, slipping a couple fingers in her wet slit. She began pumping furiously, while staring down at her gasping foe. A feeling of satisfaction overtook her as she watched Tina struggle to put a stop to her own pleasure.

"C'mon Tina! Cum for me! You know you want to! Cum for me like a little slut!"

In a matter of a few seconds, Tina went from trying to rub herself to a satisfying orgasm, to doing everything within her power to fight off that same climax. Her face was all contorted, with her nose scrunched up, and her dark brown eyes showing a look of fear. The fear of losing control of your body along with one of those precious match points. She was holding her breath, trying not to move as Leslie continued to finger fuck her juicy pussy.

The slim blonde sat up next to her, with their faces only inches apart, staring at the quivering brunette, looking for that exact moment when Tina would cave in to her active fingers. Suddenly that moment came. It looked as if the life had been drained from the sassy brunette as she twitched, losing control of her body.

Leslie's amazing turnaround was complete as Tina gave in with a convulsive orgasm, her entire naked body shaking from the brutal finger fucking.

The skinny blonde had turned the tables on her overconfident opponent, tying the score at one point apiece.

1️⃣ TINA FEY

1️⃣ LESLIE MANN

The women took a second to catch their breath when Ariel announced the match was now even. Tina was disgusted that she let her chance to take a bigger lead slip away, while Leslie looked at her score as being opportunistic. She knew she got lucky. Tina was very close to earning the special "queening" point.

Tina didn't waste any time trying to make up for her mistake, going right for Leslie's purple bikini bottoms. She reached for a string on the side, snagging it with her pinky on the first try. She curled her tiny finger, pulling on the loose knot until the flimsy bottom fell apart.

Leslie tried to pull it back and quickly tie it, but Tina yanked it away, leaving the blonde actress and her neatly trimmed pussy on display.

The contrast of Tina's thick dark bush to Leslie's small patch of golden brown fur was very noticeable. Leslie reached down, sifting her delicate fingers through her silky pubic hair, on the lookout for another attack from her rival.

That attack came right away. Tina lunged ahead, grabbing Leslie's left leg and lifting it up. She spun the naked blonde around, picking up the other leg, showing great strength as she lifted Leslie off the mat.

Leslie had her arms wrapped around Tina's thigh, hanging on for dear life, with her body suspended perpendicular as Tina spun her around. She finally let go and begged Tina to put her down.

Tina Fey wasn't going to give up her hold that easily. She had Leslie's legs wrapped around her sides as she lowered the frantic blonde to the floor, in a wheelbarrow position.

Leslie fell to the floor, flat on her stomach with Tina quickly pouncing on her from behind. She tried to get to her hands and knees, but Tina had her under control, with her left arm around her throat, and the right one clinging to Leslie's thigh, as she knelt by her side. Tina pulled up on Leslie's head, arching the blonde's back, accenting her nice round ass.

Tina massaged that beautiful butt for a few seconds before sliding her hand between Leslie's legs, rubbing her tight pink pussy from behind.

Leslie started moaning, knowing she was in trouble. She was in a vulnerable position and didn't want to fall victim to any rough fingering.

"Oh...fuck...oh...no..."

There was no sympathy from Tina, who was eager to resume dominating the match. She tightened her grip around Leslie's neck and shoved two fingers in her slit, with her thumb rubbing up against the whimpering blonde's tight pink butthole.