He was leaning against the same fence, several feet to my right. I caught several quick glimpses of his tall, lanky frame as he spoke endlessly into a cellphone that appeared to be surgically attached to his ear. His body was thin, but muscular. There was something oddly endearing and erotic about the way his khaki pants seemed to slide off his ass everytime he pushed off the fence and stepped forward. He would then blush, give a precursory tug, and return to his former position.
Cute,
I thought. He was very cute.
I passed my time watching his slow movements, analyzing his attire from the black of his Adio sneakers, to the khaki of his Dickies, to the greying fabric of his MxPx hoodie. He had a knack for brands, I observed, and in several cases (*cough* Dickies), I shared his enthusiasm. Bored and with only this stranger in the near vicinity, I was left to gawk and imagine what pitiful guilt-trip he had received from a younger sibling; what torturous plea had lead him to this concert, on this night.
"Hello there," came a softly accentuated voice snapping me from my nagging thoughts.
I gazed up to meet the eyes of the stranger. "Hi."
"I saw you standing here and I thought I'd...say hello?" he began to laugh as he neared completion of his sentence. "I'm sorry, that's so corny."
I shrugged it off and laughed with him. "It's cool."
"So," he smiled, placing a foot against the fencing. "What band are you here for?"
I laughed at this and shook my head slowly. "None."
"None?" he inquired, truly amused.
"This shit," I began, motioning towards the large arena and the throngs of thirteen-year olds. "This is lame."
He nodded, though his brilliant smile of earlier seemed to dampen.
"Sorry," I shrugged, realizing perhaps he was a fan afterall. "I'm just not a fan."
He smiled again, his eyes sparkling brilliantly in the fading sun. "That's cool. What are you a fan of?"
"You?" I smirked and we both erupted into laughter. "No, seriously," I chuckled. "I'm more of a Smiths kind of girl."
"The Smiths, huh?" he smirked.
"Sure," I smiled.
He shrugged and allowed his hands to slap against his strong hips. "That's cool, that's cool. I'm Chris, by the way."
"Christine," I smiled. "Or Chris."
Our eyes met as he began to chuckle. "Well, now we have two things in common."
"What's the second thing?" I inquired, perplexed but amused.
"You're Chris," he grinned, pointing to me. "And I'm Chris. And we're both leaning against this fence bored out of our minds."
I shrugged. "Could be worse."
"You're right!" he smiled and began to fidget inside his pocket. "You could be a dude!"
As I laughed for the umpteenth time since meeting this attractive stranger, I realized that I was totally, entirely twitterpated. This was not good.
* * *
"I'm sorry?" I offered, raising my eyebrows questioningly.
He shook his head and continued to lead me through the backstage maze. "Don't be! You were honest, I like that."
"I just came here cause my sister needed a ride," I babbled to no one in particular. He turned and smiled at me, though he continued to guide us down a long corridor at a steady pace. "A man on a mission," I snickered.
"You could say that," he smiled and motioned toward a large red door. "This is us."
I stepped inside the small but cozy room. Another man sat on a large, overstuffed sofa, strumming his electric bass quietly and humming to himself. I paused once inside, and felt Chris' hand on my back nudging me forward.
"Oh," the other male smiled. "Hello."
"Paul, this is Chris. Chris, this is Paul," Chris grinned. "Isn't that priceless?"
Paul snorted and leaned his bass against a nearby table. "You've found a female version of yourself!"
"Well," Chris blushed. "Not quite. She's the new and improved model."
I watched the two men converse, processing their words slowly, as though they existed in some faroff parallel universe and I was merely an onlooker.
"Chris?" Paul asked slowly, staring at me intently. "Would you like a beer?"
I nodded and blushed. "Sorry, I zoned."
"It happens," Chris smiled, handing me an ice cold Corona. "It happens to Paul a lot."
"Fuck off!" Paul called as he searched through a large blue cooler. "Ah fuck!"
"What?" Chris inquired, motioning for me to take a seat on the sofa.
"I lost my shit, man!" Paul grumbled staring curiously at the floor.
"That's a serious problem, Paul," Chris mocked, snickering as he turned to me. "You should see a doctor about that!"
Paul stood and stared at Chris, scratching his head and then beginning to nod slowly. "You're fucked up, Christopher!"
"I know!" Chris laughed and I nearly spewed beer onto my lap.
"I lost my weed, bro," Paul continued to look baffled. "Where on earth could it have gone?"
"Did it grow legs again?" Chris inquired, faking a serious tone.
"Dude!" Paul snorted and began to laugh. "You are fuckin..."
Chris' eyes went wide. "Am not! I'm sitting here, clothed."
Paul's smile contorted into a curious pout. "What?"
"Bad joke!" Chris grinned.
"You two," I interrupted, placing my beer onto the table near Paul's bass. "You two are like a neverending comedy duo."
Paul nodded. "Isn't is beautiful?"
"We're in love," Chris grinned and jumped up to grab Paul into a bear hug.
"Okay, fags!" a skinny, hyperactive male with a mohawk yelled as he pranced into the room. "I'm here, let the gay Olympics begin!"
Paul jumped away from Chris and glared at the male. "Tony, fuck off!"
The mohawked-boy, who I presumed to be Tony, shot daggers across the room with his eyes. "Be nice, Paulie!"
Paul's expression softened and he chuckled. "Tone, you're fucked up!"
Tony nodded. "I am, and man, that weed of your's was brilliant!"
"WHAT?" Paul scowled.
Chris and I erupted into laughter.
Tony advanced into the room, then turned to ogle me slowly. "Oh. Hi."