(This series is pure fantasy. Please enjoy it as such.)
We've had plenty of great matches so far here at Celebrity Sexfights, but none with more drama and controversy as the scheduled matchup between Aubrey Plaza and Jane Krakowski. It ended up being a wild sexfight between their managers, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, when the original combatants quit and walked out of the arena.
Tonight was going to be our first rematch, with Tina and Amy agreeing to square off again. Apparently their friendship was still in turmoil after the clash they had a few months ago. Amy accused Tina of cheating, and Tina thought Amy was out of line for humiliating her by cumming on her face, after the match had already been decided. The sexy brunette comic insists that she won fair and square.
Getting the former comedy duo to come back for an encore performance was easy. I didn't have to twist anybody's arm. Both women were eager to get another crack at their rival.
I interviewed each of them, and their rivalry was evident. Even though they've been lifelong friends, their competitive spirit took over, both determined to one up the other.
Amy was bitter that Tina was always considered the smart one, getting credit for being the brains behind the operation. She was sick of always hearing about Tina Fey and her great comedic mind. Amy promised that she would dominate her former partner and couldn't wait for the opportunity to cum on her face again.
Tina heard about Amy's comments, and fired back that the reason she was considered to be the smarter of the two, is because she was. The truth hurts. And as far as the threat of having her face squirted on again. Tina replied, "That will never happen. I'll be too busy fucking her ass!"
I pressed her on her answer.
"Anal? How so? With your fingers? A dildo? A strapon?"
Tina cracked a sly smile, confiding in me that she purchased a brand new strapon dildo just for this occasion.
This was not going to be your normal sexfight. These two close friends had an intense rivalry that should make for a very exciting match.
When it came time for the highly anticipated grudge match, the crowd was more boisterous than usual, singing and chanting, rooting for their favorite. The fans were split evenly, with half of the crowd on Amy's side, and the other half cheering for Tina.
Once again we had Sarah Silverman on hand as our guest referee. She helped get the place rockin' when she entered the ring wearing nothing but a skimpy pair of black spandex panties. Her natural pear-shaped breasts had two red hearts taped on, covering her nipples. It didn't leave much to the imagination.
She grabbed the microphone, announcing that tonight was "topless" night, jiggling her boobs while the crowd went wild.
"That's right, folks. TOPLESS NIGHT!!"
"We have some unfinished business on hand tonight between everyone's favorite comedy duo, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler!"
Chants of "TINA! TINA!" and "AMY! AMY!" were drowning each other out as the live audience couldn't wait to see the two sassy comedians do battle.
Sarah riled them up even more, letting them know there could very well be strapon consequences for the loser. She teased the rowdy audience, hinting of some of the possibilities.
"This is destined to be one wild night!
"LESBO ACTION! KISSING! FINGERING! SPANKING! RUBBING! TRIBBING! FACESITTING!! SQUIRTING!! FISTING! SEXTOYS!! ANAL!!
"You name it!! We got it!!"
Now that the sassy dark-haired comedian had everyone whipped into a frenzy, she began prancing around the ring, with her tits flopping all over the place. She stopped long enough to continue with the opening introductions.
"Our first sexfighter is one of the funniest women in show business. And when I say funny, I mean when you see her naked, you won't be able to stop laughing."
"With nipples that could poke an eye out, and pussy lips so huge they could eat peanuts right out of your hand...please welcome AMY POEHLER!!!!
The short blonde comedic actress walked into the arena to a thunderous applause. She walked down the aisle wearing a white
terry cloth bathrobe, smiling seductively as she teased the raucous crowd. Amy tugged tightly on her collar, unwilling to give them a sneak peek, with the exception of her bare legs, with the short robe barely covering her ass.
She carefully climbed into the ring, circling around Sarah, flashing a sexy smile as she reached out squeezing one of the emcee's bare breasts, before retreating to her corner, waiting for her opponent.
"Facing off against Amy tonight is another funny lady. Funny smelling is more like it."
"Her pussy is so stinky, fish are starting to complain."
"Ladies and gentlemen.....Tuna Fey!!!"
"Excuse me.....Tina Fey!"
The dark haired comedian came out with her arms raised, taking in the cheers from the boisterous crowd. She may have looked nerdy, wearing glasses and an oversized pink housecoat, but the audience didn't seem to mind.
Tina climbed into the ring, staring down her opponent, as she shocked everyone by dropping her robe, unveiling her natural pear-shaped tits. She posed topless, showing off her nice middle aged body, wearing only a skimpy pair of white cotton panties.
With her hands on her hips, Tina glared across the ring at her rival, showing off her body, giving Amy a good look at what she was dealing with.
Amy was never one to back down, and slowly walked up, opening her white robe, flaunting her slightly sagging bare breasts, with the freakishly long dark nipples. Shedding the robe to join her friend in a topless showdown, Amy seductively leered back at her longtime friend as she neared her, clad in nothing but a pair of tight pink undies.
The audience was treated to seeing these two beautiful milfs squaring off half-naked for their sexfight. It was a far cry from their days as Weekend Update anchors on Saturday Night Live or co-hosts of the Golden Globe Awards. Now they were putting their own globes on display.
You could feel the intensity as the two 50ish milfs stood toe to toe ready to prove their sexual superiority. Their nipples were actually rubbing up against each other as neither one was willing to back down. It was like a candy duel, with Amy's inch long gumdrops pressing up against Tina's firm chocolate kisses.
Sarah Silverman tried to separate the two sexfighters, but decided to let them go. She figured they were doing fine on their own.
"Alright ladies! It looks like you know what to do. First one to make the other cum, or to get on top and "queen" the other is the winner."
"And of course there will be strapon consequences for the loser."
"LET THE SEXFIGHT BEGIN!!"
The match started out slowly, with each of them wrapping their arms around the other, trying to establish some dominance with a sexy titfight. This seemed to favor Amy, whose long pointy nipples were becoming nice and hard, poking up against her taller dark-haired friend. She gazed into Tina's eyes, cracking a confident smile, as if this match was all hers.
"Give up yet, Tuna?....I mean Tina."
It was hardly enough to fluster her opponent. Tina was also pretty sure of herself.
"Now why would I do that? Because of your saggy boobs and freaky nips? I've beaten you before and I'll beat you again."
Amy ignored the nerdy brunette's claim, focusing instead on the task at hand, trying to get her rival to cum. She dropped her hands down to Tina's butt, running her fingers over the smooth white undies. The sexy blonde pulled her nemesis in closer while continuing to rub her erect nipples into Tina's bare breasts.
The sassy brunette wasn't fazed at all. In fact she leaned over, putting her mouth on one of Amy's incredible nipples, sucking on it like it was a baby's bottle. She gently cupped both breasts, switching back and forth, tasting both luscious tits.
Amy was in heaven, with her eyes fluttering as she enjoyed having her sensitive nipples sucked on. She began to hum with delight as Tina feasted on her bare breasts. She responded by digging her fingers into her friend's rear end, slightly pulling on the white panties, giving everyone a quick peek at the crack of Tina's ass.
The contest was much more sensual than I anticipated. With all the trash talking leading up to the sexfight, I figured it go be more of a catfight. Not that I'm complaining.
The two topless stars took their sexual game to the mat, dropping to the floor in a more comfortable embrace. Amy ended up on top, with her luscious tits dangling in Tina's face. As much as she loved having her breasts suckled, she realized that she had to reciprocate. She brought her hands up, running her fingers over Tina's bare breasts, pinching her pert nipples.
Amy smothered her friend with her boobs, swaying back and forth, bouncing the floppy breasts up against Tina's face, knocking the dark-haired comedian's glasses off.
Sarah stepped in to pick up the spectacles, while narrating the action.
"Ooh! Look out folks! Amy's bringing out her secret weapons! You could poke an eye out with those titties!"
Tina responded by reaching up, squeezing Amy's boobs together, and sucking on her long hard nipples. Moving back and forth tasting both incredible tits, Tina playfully began to chew on the luscious treats, before testing Amy's tolerance for pain by sinking her teeth into the sensitive pokies.
Her smaller blonde friend cringed as Tina clamped down on her long nipple. Amy tried to inflict a little pain of her own by pinching Tina's succulent tits. The sexual contest was starting to heat up, with both beautiful milfs picking up the intensity.
Amy gave up her grip on Tina's tits, moving her hand down below. She slid her right hand inside Tina's white cotton panties, rubbing her furry pussy. The dark haired comedian was already wet and Amy didn't help things by slipping her middle finger into her juicy slit. It brought out a soft moan from Tina, who grabbed Amy's wrist, trying to stop the invasive fingering.
"It looks like someone got caught with her hand in the coochie jar!"
