(This series is pure fantasy. Please enjoy it as such.)
We pride ourselves on having exciting, competitive matches here at Celebrity Sexfights. We've gone beyond securing just mainstream actresses, recruiting singers, comedians, sports figures and reality tv stars.
Two of those sports figures are race car driver Danica Patrick, and professional golfer Natalie Gulbis. Always considered to be two of the most beautiful women in sports, we figured this would be an ideal matchup.
Once again it was standing room only for the event with several NASCAR drivers and LPGA members on hand to support their colleagues.
Kevin Harvick, Dale Earnhardt Jr., and Joey Logano were a few celebs from the racing world on hand to see their friend Danica. In the audience to support Natalie was a handful of golfers as well. Cristie Kerr, Morgan Pressel and Paula Creamer were up in one of the luxury suites, along with Ricky Fowler and Jordan Spieth from the men's tour.
Natalie Gulbis was golf's pinup girl, and she showed why when she made her entrance, She came out wearing a hot pink bikini that showcased her amazing figure. She always seemed to flaunt her titties when she was on the golf course, but after seeing her in a revealing bikini, it may have just have been unintentional. She just happened to have gravity defying breasts. Her 36-24-36 body was on display as she paraded down the aisle, with her trademark blonde ponytail bobbing back and forth, as she made her way into the ring, to a nice round of applause.
We usually didn't get to see a whole lot of Danica Patrick's body. It was usually hidden beneath her flame retardant race driving suit. It turns out she had a tight little body as well. She entered the arena showing more skin than we've ever seen before, traipsing down the runway in a bright yellow string bikini. Her dark shoulder length hair was flowing freely, and her cute little behind was shaking, as the smoking hot race car driver climbed into the ring.
Danica had a quite a different body than her counterpart. She had small firm breasts and a flatter, more boyish looking butt than Natalie. She also was about a half foot shorter than the tall blonde golfer. Her legs were well toned, but nowhere near the long lean gams on Natalie.
It was an interesting matchup. There's no doubt in my mind that Danica Patrick has what it takes to compete and win in this type of event. She's athletic, very good looking, highly competitive, and has just the right amount of sassiness.
With Natalie Gulbis, I'm not so sure. Yes she's athletic and very good looking, but I don't know if being competitive on the golf course is quite the same as being competitive in the Sexfight arena.
I never realized how tall Natalie was until she faced off with Danica in the center of the ring. She was at least a half foot taller than the feisty race car driver. She stood toe to toe with the gorgeous brunette, staring her down, trying to intimidate her smaller opponent.
Danica Patrick didn't back down a bit. She was used to being the underdog, usually being the only woman competing against a field of men on the racing circuit. She had a look of determination, staring back at the tall, busty blonde, ready to do battle, showing that she was superior physically and sexually.
The feisty racecar driver didn't bother waiting for a whistle to start the match. She grabbed the tall blonde golfer, throwing her down on the mat, where she quickly pounced on her, sitting on Natalie's stomach, holding her arms down in a schoolgirl pin.
It may not have been very sportsmanlike, but Danica got the edge she was looking for, using her aggressive attitude to get on top. She didn't just sit there either. The feisty brunette went right for Natalie's top, ripping it away from the gorgeous blonde, exposing her amazing tits.
Natalie loved flaunting her curvaceous body when she was on the tour, always wearing tight-fitting tops that showed off her gravity defying breasts. The world finally got to see the real deal tonight as she laid on her back topless.
They were possibly the most luscious, perfect breasts I've ever seen. Nice and firm with puffy pink silver dollar nipples to match her pink outfit.
Danica must have loved them too. She reached down, clamping her fingers around the magnificent boobs, squeezing them as she took control.
Natalie started to fight back, reaching out for Danica's breasts also, grabbing ahold of her yellow top and tugging on it. She stretched out the flimsy bikini top, until Danica's dark brown nipple popped out, giving the crowd another free peek. It didn't go any further as the race car driver swatted Natalie's hands away, and scooted up, wrapping her thighs around the blonde's head, trapping her outstretched arms alongside.
The beautiful golf pro now had her face buried, smothered by Danica. She flailed her long legs in an attempt to break loose, but wasn't getting anywhere. Danica reached back, boldly digging her fingers into Natalie's crotch, hoping to tame the bucking bronco.