(This series is pure fantasy. Please enjoy it as such.)
This week at Celebrity Sexfights, we went on a cuteness binge, getting Kelly Ripa and Ellie Kemper to do battle. I don't think we could have booked anyone more cheerful or adorable as these two lovely celebs. Kelly was a big hit in her food fight with Rachael Ray, and Ellie had a good showing in her only match, even though she came out on the losing end against Leslie Mann. I'm sure this one would be sure to please as well.
The two smiley celebs agreed to have a best of five challenge, with the first one to get her opponent to submit three times declared the winner.
Quirky blonde actress Lisa Kudrow was back with us holding down the dual duties of referee and Mistress of Ceremonies. The lovable "Friends" star got a huge ovation when she entered the arena dressed as a schoolgirl, similar to the last time she was here, officiating the match between Patricia Heaton and Leah Remini. Wearing a gray plaid skirt and white button down shirt, along with white knees socks and saddle shoes, Lisa also wore her silky blond hair in pigtails, completing the sexy outfit.
She entered the ring, making sure to give everyone a good view of her white panties and nice round butt by hiking up her short skirt. Lisa loved teasing the audience, and stayed in character as she introduced the two sexfighters.
"Our first contestant is one of the most popular girls from East High. President of the Glee Club, head cheerleader and last year's prom queen, please welcome Ellie Kemper!"
Ellie came prancing down the aisle, sporting a wide grin, wearing a schoolgirl outfit similar to Lisa's. Her blue plaid skirt and white button-down blouse, along with her silky red hair tied back in a ponytail, made her look like a teenybopper, much like the referee. Her constant smile and rosy cheeks made for look like your perfect All-American girl next door.
Lisa gave Ellie a chance to soak in her applause before moving on to her opponent.
"Ellie will be taking on the student body President from arch rival West High. Also the head cheerleader, as well as reigning
Miss Teen America, put your hands together for Kelly Ripa!"
Kelly came skipping down the runway, in a red plaid skirt and white short-sleeved blouse, looking much younger, with her hair in pigtails, as she stepped into the ring, across from her rival from East High.
Ellie and Kelly may not have been in their teens anymore, but they were both still pretty darn cute at the ages of 44 and 54 respectively. They seemed to enjoy their role-playing for ths special sexfight.
Lisa gathered the two giggling girls to the center, reminding them if the rules. This was a stripfight, with the first one to gain three submissions declared the winner. Kelly and Ellie stared each other down, trying to look tough. Not an easy task when you're dressed the way they are.
"This shouldn't be too hard. We all know East girls are a bunch of sluts" Kelly boasted, with her hands on her hips, smirking at her opponent.
Ellie cocked her head, rolling her eyes at her pig-tailed rival.
"Nice try, Smelly Kelly. We all know East rules and West drools!"
Kelly's eye widened at the cocky retort. She hated that nickname and Ellie knew it. The feisty blonde didn't bother waiting for Lisa to start the match. She reached out, grabbing ahold of Ellie's red ponytail, yanking on it, while trying to spin her around and push her up against the ropes.
The fight was on!
The two evenly matched schoolgirls were clawing at each other's hair, trying to gain an advantage. Kelly may have been shorter, but she was definitely more aggressive. She grabbed Ellie's white blouse, ripping it open, with buttons flying everywhere.
The rehead's midriff was open, giving the raucous crowd a glimpse of her lavender low-cut bra. Kelly spun her around, tearing the white top away completely.
Ellie had a surprisingly athletic body, with a flat tummy and good muscle tone, but Kelly wasn't afraid of her. The short blonde rushed the taller girl, going for her bra.
Ellie sidestepped Kelly's attack, reaching out from her knees, snagging the back of Ripa's plaid skirt as she went flying by. One quick yank and it was around her ankles, giving everyone a good look at her white cotton undies and gorgeous ass.
Ellie tripped her blonde rival, knocking her to the floor, where she pulled the skirt down over shoes, tossing it into the crowd.
While one lucky fan was enjoying his new souvenir, Kelly got to her feet, kicking off her black and white saddle shoes, ready for more. Her short-sleeved button-down shirt hung down, covering most of her skimpy white panties. Her smooth tanned thighs were just a hint of the hot little body she possessed.
Ellie joined her by taking off her shoes, choosing to continue in her white knee socks. It was a bad idea, making it much more slippery. Ellie lost her balance, falling onto her back, when Kelly came at her again.
The aggressive blonde schoolgirl pounced on Ellie, going after her blue plaid skirt. She easily pulled it off and used the skirt as a gag, stuffing it in Ellie's mouth, smothering her with her own outfit. Kelly sat on the struggling redhead's stomach, leaning ahead, getting right in Ellie's face.
"When will you East bitches ever learn? West is the best!"
Ripa was really getting into the role playing. The rival schoolgirls was a great idea. They were very convincing.
Ellie overpowered Kelly, using her slight size advantage to roll over on top of the sassy blonde. Down to her matching lavender bra and panties, Ellie crawled up, sitting on Kelly's chest. She leaned ahead, pinning her arch rival's wrists to the mat, turning the tables on the feisty babe.
"Wow! Imagine that! Another slut from West flat on her back!"
Ellie didn't get to enjoy her upper position very long, with Kelly slipping out from under and tackling her from behind. With Ellie on her hands and knees, facing the other way, Kelly gave the half-naked redhead a slap on her panty covered ass, before reaching up, pulling on Ellie's bra strap, snapping it a few times.
She went a step farther, unhooking Ellie's bra, leaving her topless, with her small apple-sized breasts dangling down.
Ellie got to her feet, turning around, looking for revenge. She didn't like the way Kelly was laughing at her modest breasts.
"Nice tits, Ellie. If you wanna call 'em that. What are you? In 5th grade?"
Ellie tore after Kelly, grabbing her white top, ripping it off of her. With Kelly left wearing just her white bra and panties, they rolled around on the floor, trying to wear the other out.
Ellie kept grabbing for Kelly's bra, but the feisty blonde was too quick for her. She wanted to even things up, but focusing on stripping Kelly only got her in trouble.
Kelly ended up controlling Ellie from behind as they sat on the floor. She reached around, sliding her hand down Ellie's panties, putting the innocent redhead on the defensive. Kelly found Ellie's juicy slit, and slipped her middle finger inside. It was like finding a pot of gold. Ellie melted from the intense fingering, unable to fight back. She began panting and moaning, and was getting incredibly wet.
"Oh my God. You're gonna make me cum."
After a few minutes of rigorous pussy fingering, Ellie began wailing, unable to resist Kelly's active fingers. Her lavender panties began to change color, with a big dark wet spot growing. Her juices leaked onto the floor, with the redhead falling victim to Kelly's aggressive sexual play.
Lisa was right there to call the first point for Kelly Ripa.
"Oh my! We've got a gusher! Looks like someone sprung a leak!"
"Orgasm for Ellie. Point for Kelly."
1️⃣ KELLY RIPA
0️⃣ ELLIE KEMPER
Kelly pushed her gasping rival away, finishing the job by removing Ellie's damp panties. She peeled them off, holding them up to her nose, taking a big whiff, before yucking it up with the crowd by making a gagging face.
"Yup! Smells like stanky skank from East High!"
Ellie laid there for a moment, recovering from her intense orgasm, massaging her sensitive pussy. She ran her delicate fingers through her fluffy patch of pubic hair, still aroused from the physical aspect of this erotic fight.
Kelly Ripa stood across the ring, looking quite delicious in her white bra and panties.
She was waiting patiently for her naked opponent to regain her senses.
Lisa had to step in and remind Ellie that they weren't finished yet.
"C'mon Ellie. You're still not out of it. This is a best of five match. So bring that firebox over here so we can continue with the sexfight."