As I drove, she expressed some of the usual concerns of first time arrivals. She still didn't believe a plane could be in the air so long. And she had no idea that somewhere could be so far away from California.
"But," she add winding down the car window, "it sure smells like California."
"That will be the eucalyptus trees," I suggested taking the time to eye her up and down. She noticed that, and I could sense a switch. "We have those here too."
"I hope you have nothing special arranged for me," she simpered in her little girl voice, the one she used in some of her early videos, the ones where we were only just getting used to the idea that her arse could accommodate everyone so easily. Back in the time when her videos were mild variations of nice boy meets girl who may or may not be nice scenarios before her career really took off in the direction of her deliberately trying to find her limits.
"Well, you're in luck if you don't want any surprises," I told her. "It's not like you gave me much opportunity to prepare things for you." I smiled. She had called me without any warning from the airport to tell me that she was in Perth and was ready to take up my offer of giving her some time away from it all since I had a spare room. That happened when I'd kind of mistaken her for an actuary some months before, when I was in LA for a conference. "Do you know anything about Perth," I asked. "Did you read up?"
"Why would I do that when I have my special strong man to rely on?" she taunted. But then she yawned a big one for quite a while which kind of spoiled the effect of that praise.
"No idea where you got that notion," I joked because isn't that what you do.
"Oh, I guess I should ask. Am I interrupting anything important in your life? I'm here suddenly getting you to drive me around. You didn't have a hot date for tonight?"
I laughed. "No hot dates on a Tuesday night in this town. I'm afraid that I'm all yours at the moment."
She was drooping against the side of the car, head on the car window which she had fortunately wound back up. "Be afraid," she burbled weakly as she closed her eyes and succumbed. I could only notice that her cotton top had unbuttoned showing a fair amount of one breast.
No, I thought, respect. But I glanced again.
I looked her up and down. She was truly attractive. And I wondered what she expected while she was with me and how we would get on. And could I even imagine what could happen between us. She snorted in her sleep and I gripped the wheel and drove.