This story is completely fictional and I hope you enjoy it. Feel free to send any comments or suggestions.
I just put on my brand new yellow Staff Event T-shirt getting ready to go to work. I looked up at my wall and started to count. This was my 10th T-shirt since I started my job. You see, I work as an "Errand Boy" for musicians when they perform here at the Verizon Wireless Music Center (formerly known as Deer Creek). After I fetch whatever the stars want they usually ask how they could repay me (I make it my duty to get the item to the person in as little time as possible, which have also led to one or two speeding tickets). I would usually have the person or the entire band sign my shirt and take a picture with me, I would then go straight home after the concert and put both items in a picture frame and hang it on my wall.
But tonight was a different story. Tonight I was supposed to work the Britney Spears concert and I wasn't looking forward to it. Of course when her music first came out I loved it, but then, I don't know it just didn't sound right anymore. It was like she was doing it for the money instead of the fans. I went into the bathroom and combed my short blonde hair and admired my brown eyes for a second. Even though girls admired me from afar, I still didn't have a girlfriend. I put my small-framed glasses on and hopped into my car and was gone.
At first when I took this job, it was to save money for college to get a career in Electronics, but since I started my collection of autographed shirts I've only had money for the bare essentials. Minutes later I arrived at work and checked in with my boss. I came in with a cheesy smile and he said to me, "Here Travis." He said and tossed me another shirt.
"Thanks boss. But I doubt I'll need it for this one. My collection includes musicians that I like." I replied.
"Yeah, but I bet you could make some serious money with her autograph."
I smiled and said, "Yeah I may get her autograph and then get the hell out of here. So, what kind of mood is she in."
My boss shrugged. "Okay but I hear that she yells at Errand Boys who fuck up her orders."
I sighed. "Okay. Just call my parents if I fuck up to much and have them plan the funeral. My boss and I smiled and I said, "Well, I'm off to see what the ‘Pop Princess' is in need of." He gave me a wave and I was off.
I found her dressing room and knocked on the door. "Ms. Spears." I hollered into the door. The door opened and there was Britney with only a towel wrapped around her body. "Hello Ms. Spears. I'm Travis the Errand Boy. I'm here to pick up your list of requested items."
She smiled and handed the list to me. "Just call me Britney."
I took a quick look over the list, it mainly had junk food written all over it. I smiled back at her and said, "This is one of the easiest lists I've had in a while. It shouldn't take me no more than 15 minutes."
She still held her smile and said, "Okay. No rush at all." I left out into the parking lot and hopped into my car and went to a nearby Wal-Mart and grabbed her stuff and wouldn't you know it, there were only two lanes open so it took me nearly thirty minutes. I finally I got out of there and back to the stadium.
While walking through the halls I saw my friend Mark. Mark works for security. "Hey Mark." I said.
He smiled and said, "What's up Travis?"
"Trying to get this stuff to Britney before she goes on." I replied.
He started to chuckle to himself. "You're about 10 minutes late for that."
"What do you mean?" I asked.
"She just went on stage. Didn't you hear the music?"
I pulled my headphones off. Now blaring "Beautiful" by Creed. "Oh fuck. My ass is gonna be in a sling now." I rushed past Mark and hollered, "Later." He was still laughing when hollered his "later" to me. When I arrived to her door, there was a note taped to the door. "Errand Boy, wait inside for me. Help yourself to whatever's in the cooler."
I went inside and set her things down and grabbed a Pepsi from her cooler. I sat down and about an hour or so later, the door opened and in walked Britney sweating rather badly. The first thing I did was grab a towel and walked up to her and handed her the towel.
"Thanks." She said, taking the towel and wiping the sweat off her body. "So what happened to you?" She asked, with a slight hint of concern in her voice.
"They only had two lanes opened at the damn Wal-Mart and about 30 people in each line. But I did get everything on the list." I picked the bag up and handed it to her. She flashed me her flawless smile. God, what a smile, even though I wasn't a big fan of her music, she was still a very beautiful lady.
"So how much do I owe you?" She asked.
"Only five dollars." I replied.
She looked in the bag again. This here is the biggest quantities of these items, and it only cost five bucks?"
"Well actually," I started, "it's more like 25 bucks, but I paid for 20 of it myself. Anytime I have to pick up any item, I pay a maximum of 20 dollars out of my own pocket and then my boss or the performers themselves pay me the difference
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"Oh." Britney said, "Well, here's ten for your trouble."
I took the money and said, "Thanks Britney." I started to leave when I stopped. "Britney, may I ask you a quick question?"
"Sure." She said.
"I can guess what the food is for. You are probably on a strict diet or something, but what I don't get is why you needed 16 D size batteries."
Britney made this uncomfortable face. "If I tell you, do you promise that whatever I say doesn't leave this room?" I nodded. "Well, after a performance I get really wet and horny and usually fuck myself with a dildo."
I nodded, "Sounds like you need another boyfriend."
She nodded, "I haven't had sex with anyone since the one and only time with Justin." Again I nodded.
"Well,…um…Ms. Spears, that is er…I know I'm not the best looking guy in the world…but, if you wanna…you know…I wouldn't have a problem with…you know, doing it." I stuttered the entire way through because up to this point I was a straight up virgin.
Britney smiled, "So are you saying, if I wanted to fuck you, I'd tell you and we would." I gulped and nodded. She eyed me over. "From the way you're acting, I bet you're still a virgin?" I nodded. "And I'll bet you've never even seen a woman naked before you in person before?" Again I nodded. She smiled a wicked smile. "Well," She started, "I've always wanted to break in a virgin. Now take off your clothes." I didn't move a muscle. "Never been naked in front of a girl or anyone else either?" I nodded a very painful nod. "I'll step into the bathroom to freshen up a bit. When I come out I want to see a naked Errand Boy or else I'm going to be very pissed off." She went into the bathroom and in less than five seconds I was completely nude.
The door to the bathroom opened as I tried to cover myself but I had a problem. "What the fuck?" Britney whispered. You see I couldn't cover myself because I was very well endowed and it was very difficult to hide myself when I was at full attention. Britney walked over to me and gently pried my hands away. Her eyes widened and she said, "I've never seen one that size before." I reached my hand up and brushed against the corners of her mouth. "What was that for?" She asked.
"Sorry, but you had drool running down from the corners of your mouth." I even showed her the evidence.
"Sorry." She said. "You'd be the second guy I've been with and you make Justin look like a little kid. His dick was only five inches when it was fully erect. He couldn't satisfy a chicken to save his life. But you, you're a man. How old are you?" She asked.
"I just turned 18 two weeks ago." I replied.
"Hell, you make my vibrator look tiny and it's eight inches. And if I think right a virgin usually measures his cock, soo how big is that."
"Nine." I meekly replied. Britney pulled off her tight pink top and threw it aside, revealing a midnight blue bra underneath cupping those magnificent globes. She slid off the tight pair of blue pants to reveal a pink G-string underneath, protecting the pussy that men would kill just to see as is.