As a forewarning, this is a smutless chapter. The next chapter will likely not be, though.
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Seraphita's mood was sour as she struggled to navigate through the sea of people crowding Gadgetzan's streets. When she had awakened that morning, her bed was empty with Ren nowhere to be found, his possessions, few as they were, gone with him. She had been right the first time: he was a savage, a pig, a philanderer, and she fumed as she marched through the capital city, fists clenched in anger.
The bustling port city seemed to have tripled in size since she had last visited and she was beginning to feel like a rat in a maze, scurrying from one dirt road to the next without any sense of direction. Mud brick houses dotted the streets, dull and plain on the outside but vibrant in color on the inside. She was used to this, but in her absence new types of homes had been erected; these ones were made of sturdier stone and metal and topped with domed roofs that billowed with smoke blowing like big grey clouds out of chimneys. From open windows people conversed with one another, yelling, arguing and even cat-calling her on more than one occasion. Resisting the urge to throw a mostly-harmless spell at one of them, she readjusted her corset in a futile attempt to cover more of her cleavage and then moved on in search of an inn to spend the night at.
Lost in an unfamiliar town and not wanting to spend the duration of her trip at anywhere overly shady, she decided--after much desultory wandering--to enlist the aid of the locals. Asking around, she soon discovered that they were not of much help at all: the first person she asked, a sandy-skinned troll woman with child in tow, treated her like some sort of demon, extending her arm out towards her as if to keep her at bay and quickly fleeing with her wide eyed child. The next person she met, an unshaven human man with sun tanned skin like old wrinkled parchment, just stared at her and offered her a dead beetle. Following that was a goblin who offered to help--provided she pay him--as well as a tauren with broken horns who offered to pay for her lodging so long as he got to share the night with her.
Stomping off in a huff of frustration and anger, Seraphita sat down on a sand-dusted bench, her temper cooling as she surveyed her surroundings. There was a crowd gathered not far from her. In the center of it was a little goblin woman, dancing and putting on a show for the mass of gawking onlookers, earning her pittance as they dropped coins into a bucket beside her. She could barely see the green woman, and as she watched, her mind unfocused and wandering, an idea struck her. Though Seraphita herself was a noblewoman--albeit a now disgraced noblewoman--she had never had that imperious manner to her, that haughtiness the other nobility had which seemed to always allow them to get their way. Perhaps it was time to change that.
Standing up and dusting off her skirt, Seraphita did her best to remember how her friends and acquaintances acted, then, closing her eyes and reopening them, she donned what she hoped was a new, aristocratically snobbish persona. Clearing her throat and brushing a strand of hair from her eyes, she sauntered over to the group of men and women. Choosing her target, she decided upon a lanky blue skinned troll with knotted orange hair that seemed almost as long as hers. Setting her jaw and standing up straight with her head held high, she gave her best impression of the bossy noblewomen back home.
"You there--troll," she barked, hoping her anxiety wouldn't show.
The gangly, blue skinned man turned around, smelling like a sack of onions and looking none too pleased at having his show interrupted.
"Whaddya want elfie?" he grumbled. "I'm busy."
"Watch your tone with me, troll. I am Seraphita Silverbreeze, Duchess of Sunstrider Isle and I could have you sent to the gallows just for looking at me cross." A little calculated fib never hurt anybody. She hoped.
"We're a long ways from Quel'thalas," he said, accentuating 'Quel'thalas' with obvious disdain. "I don't think ya have much influence here."
"Try me," she replied acidly, looking him full in the face with her eyes boring holes into him. She gripped at her dagger, scabbarded at her waist, for good measure in case he really did try her, and she allowed a faint glow of light to envelop her body, just bright enough not to be misunderstood as a trick of the sunlight.
The troll took a deep breath, puffing himself up for a moment before exhaling in defeat, his shoulders sagging. "Alright, calm down little miss Duchess. Just tell me what ya need and don't tell me it be a carrier for your palanquin or sometin'."
It worked! Seraphita resisted the overwhelming urge to smile and jump for joy; instead, she snorted a girlish "Hmph!" and pursed her lips as if she was reconsidering the idea of enlisting the troll's aid. Finally, after letting him stew for a long moment, she addressed him: "Tell me, what is the finest inn here in this wretched little city? I have traveled far and am in need of a fine bed and a warm bath." She fanned herself exaggeratingly with a dainty hand, pale as the finest pearls she used to own.
"That'd be The Golden Oasis," he replied, glancing longingly at the goblin woman.
"And where is that," she asked coolly.
The troll snorted like it was an obvious fact of the world that everyone knew and she, for not knowing, was somehow foolish. "Right there," he said, pointing up at what must have been the tallest building in town. A glowing golden palm tree sat atop it's apex, ensuring that it was impossible to miss.
Seraphita nodded. "Thank you, troll. You have done a great service." With that, she tossed a silver coin at him that he would no doubt transfer to the enticing goblin, and turned towards her destination. She was finally getting somewhere, though the pain of being deserted by her furry lover brought a sudden pang to her chest. Stifling it with a pained sob, she continued on, snaking her way through streets and potentially dangerous alleyways until she found herself at the front door of The Golden Oasis.
Mustering her courage and slipping that haughty, well-bred noblewoman mask back on, she stepped inside and was immediately greeted by a little goblin in a tuxedo.
"Good afternoon, madam!" he said, voice squeaky like a mouse. "I am Zizrek, at your service. What can I do for you today?"
"This is the best inn in town?" she asked, ignoring the goblin and glancing around, acting wholly unimpressed. Finally, she sighed and turned her gaze towards the little green man. Hopefully the act would work a second time. "I am Seraphita Silverbreeze, Duchess of Sunstrider Isle. I require your finest room... and a bath."
"Oh my. It's not often we get those of the Sin'dorei nobility as guests." He bowed at the waist and then straightened, his hands rubbing together greedily. "We can of course do that for you, Your Grace. There is only the matter of payment."
"Payment? You would have someone of my status pay to stay at this second-rate establishment?"
"I'm sorry, My Lady, but--"
"Fetch me the innkeeper, I would like to speak with him," Seraphita commanded.
The little goblin's green skin paled but he quickly scampered away to do as she asked. When he came back, a slightly taller and much fatter goblin accompanied him.
"Your Grace!" the rotund goblin exclaimed, bowing as much as his protruding belly would allow him. "I am Kracklepot, the proprietor of this establishment. How may I be of service to you?"
"Good Kracklepot, is it customary to exploit your noble guests here?" she asked.
"Of course not, we have the utmost respect for our dukes and especially our duchesses!" he replied, gesticulating wildly.
"So then why, after being accosted, robbed and having my entire retinue slain in my defense am I being asked to pay for sanctuary? I barely escaped with a second set of clothes!" Sera was a bit astonished by how easily the lies were coming to her, but she made sure not to let it show on her face.