Raj Takes Care Of Bernadette

Sheldon had just given what he thought was a brilliant lecture that, in reality, was a huge flop. Online photos and reviews proved as much. This sent Sheldon into a tailspin. Meanwhile, the rest of the gang was at The Cheesecake Factory celebrating his much-needed humiliation.

"Sheldon still moping?" Howard asked while he enjoyed his meal.

Leonard nodded. "Yeah, it's weird. Even though he didn't want to give the lecture in the first place, being rejected by those students really hit him hard."

Raj nodded his head in agreement. "Mmm, I know the feeling. It's like accidentally walking into a gay bar and then having no one hit on you. It-It happened to a friend of mine."

Bernadette came over to the table to check on the guys. "Are you guys doing okay?"

Howard nodded. "Yeah, Leonard and I are fine, but I think Raj needs to meet a girl really soon."

Bernadette smiled down at Raj. "Well, that shouldn't be too hard. He's such a cutie."

Raj shrugged his shoulders. "Thank you, but cute is for bunnies. I want to be something with sex appeal, like, like a labradoodle."

Howard looked at his friend with disdain. "Labradoodle?"

Leonard looked bemused. "We might be starting to zero in on your problem."

Bernadette brushed his cheek with her soft hand. "Don't you listen to them. You've got plenty of sex appeal."

Raj looked up at Bernadette. Suddenly, all he could see was her huge chest. "You really think so?" he asked dreamily.

Bernadette gave him a huge smile. "Yeah. You're a hottie!" and winked.

Raj was on a cloud. "Well, thanks, Bernadette." Then he shot a look at his friends. "And just for the record, labradoodles are hypo-allergenic, which is a very sexy quality to those troubled by animal dander," he said sternly.

After that, the combination of Bernadette's words and the fact he couldn't remember the last time he'd gotten laid, Raj found himself unable to think about anything other than Bernadette. He pictured what she looked like naked. He tried to imagine what her soft hand might feel like wrapped around his shaft. What the back of her head might look like in his lap. He wondered how tight her snatch would be. He couldn't stop thinking about her.

A few days later during lunch in the university cafeteria, Howard excitedly announced, "Raj, I have amazing news! I'm going to Russia for training! I'm going into space!"

Raj was excited for his friend. "Dude, that's incredible!"

"I know! The only thing is, I'm gonna be gone for a few months."

"Aw, I'm gonna miss you, buddy." Suddenly, Bernadette appeared out of nowhere. Oddly enough, instead of being dressed like a grandmother, she was wearing sheer lingerie. Raj looked at this vision of beauty. "Are you going with him?"

Bernadette shook her head. "I have to stay here for school."

Howard nodded. "That's what we're here to talk to you about. You see, Bernadette has needs."

"What kind of needs?" Raj asked.

Howard smiled back at his friend. "You know. Sexual needs."

Bernadette was beaming. "Most of them regular, some of them, you know, are pretty fucked up."

Howard looked hopefully at Raj. "So, while I'm gone, you're going to have to satisfy her."

Bernadette smiled wide and winked. "What do you say?"

Raj nodded his head. "I say okey-dokey."

Bernadette quickly dropped to her knees. In a flash, she had his stiff rod in her warm, soft hand. She looked up at him smiling. Without warning, she dove her face into his lap. She swallowed him whole on her first dive. He watched in disbelief at the back of her blonde head bouncing up and down in his groin.

Suddenly, Howard said with concern, "What ya thinking so hard about there, buddy?"

Bernadette was gone. His hard on was still tucked in his pants. He'd been daydreaming. "Oh! Uh, I haven't been sleeping well lately. I must have drifted off. Sorry."

"Why don't you come over to the house for dinner tonight and we'll talk about this whole thing?"

Raj nodded. "Yeah, sure, okay."

I wonder what Bernadette will be wearing?

Raj thought to himself, hoping she'd be in the lingerie he'd just seen her in but knowing it would never happen.

*****

That evening, Raj, Howard, and Bernadette sat in the living room talking about Howard's upcoming trip to Russia. Much to Raj's disappointment, Bernadette was dressed in her usual frumpy but thankfully overly tight sweater and flowery dress.

"I'm not saying live over here. But if you could swing by every so often and see how things are going, I'd really appreciate it," Howard said.

"Come over as often as you like, Raj," Bernadette cooed. "I get so lonely when Howie's not here. Maybe come over for dinner or something?"

Raj nodded. "Yeah, sure, anything I can do to help."

Damn! I can't stop looking at her tits! I hope she doesn't notice.

Bernadette stood up. "Speaking of dinner, I need to go finish ours up." The men watched her walk away.

It wasn't long before there was a nasally call from the kitchen.

"Raj! Can you come help me with something, please?!"

Raj jumped to attention and walked quickly to the kitchen. He couldn't believe what he saw when he walked through the swinging door into the kitchen. There stood Bernadette in the middle of the kitchen, wearing nothing but a red apron and holding a can of Reddi Wip whipped cream. The top of the apron was stuffed into the massive cleavage created by her incredible bust. Her rosy red areolas and thick, hard nipples were staring at him like two bright headlights.

She started to shake the can of whipped cream. Her jugs sexily jiggled. Her eyes were hot laser beams staring at Raj. "You know what I'm gonna do with this, Raj?" she purred, nodding at the rattling can.

"Nuh-nuh-nuh-no, what?" he asked nervously.

She stepped towards him. "I'm gonna spray it all over that big, fat cock of yours and lick it off. Then I'm gonna shove your cock down my throat and make sure I suck it clean until you shoot your cum down my throat." She was standing in front of him, looking up into his shocked face. "Then I'm gonna spray it all over my tits and pussy and watch you lick it all off until I cum on your face. Does that sound like fun, Raj?"

Raj nodded his head emphatically. "Yes! Yes! Yes it does!" He paused. "But Howard's right there on the other side of the door! What if he walks in?!"

She shook her head and wrinkled her nose. "Fuck him. If his cock was as big as yours I wouldn't even think about doing this. Don't worry about him." Bernadette dropped to her knees. She expertly unbuckled and unzipped his pants. His stiff stick flew out and smacked her on the bridge of her nose. She giggled and pulled back. Once again, she wrapped her tiny hand around his thick shaft and slowly stroked it.

"Mmmmm, your cock is so big and manly," she purred looking up at him from her knees. "I can't wait to have it inside me."

The sound of compressed air and the spit of the fluffy white cream shooting out the nozzle of the red bottle suddenly filled the room. The chill of the contents landing on his hot rod startled Raj. Bernadette sprayed and sprayed until his brown staff was no longer visible.

Bernadette smiled a crooked smile. "Oh my! It took so much to cover that big, fat cock of yours. I hope there's enough left to spray on my tits and pussy."

"It doesn't matter," Raj snapped back. "I'm going to lick your body until I get lock jaw."

Bernadette giggled. "Mmmmm, I can't wait!"

Her face disappeared under his fluffy white pole. He squawked at the first slap of her tongue against his pulsing balls. She ran her tongue along the thick vein on the underside of his cock until her face reappeared. The white cream was sexily smeared along her cheek and temple. Her tongue flicked through the quickly melting fluff and smacked against the tip of his tool again and again until the purple tip reappeared. Bernadette pulled her face back to observe her work thus far. She seemed pleased.

She looked up at Raj. Streaks of white dripped off her chin onto her shoulder. "Mmmm, that was yummy. Now for the main course."

She opened wide and threw her face forward. The excess whip spread out from the corners of her mouth and fell onto her apron. Raj moaned when her nose buried into his stomach. His entire manhood had disappeared into her face and was shoved down her throat. Her head began to aggressively bob to and fro, taking him in with each dive.

The swinging door creaked. A voice came from behind Raj.

It was Howard. "So, what's goin' on in here?" he asked cheerily.

Raj jumped. "Nu-nu-nothing! Nothing! She started it!"

Howard and Bernadette looked confused. "Started what?" Howard asked with a chuckle.

"Uh...uh..." Raj muttered.

Bernadette was standing in front of both men. She was still dressed in her frumpy, overly tight clothes. Raj had imagined the whole thing. She shrugged her shoulders. "I don't know. I asked him if he liked whipped cream on his apple pie and he just zoned out."

Howard put his hand on Raj's shoulder and asked with concern, "You okay, buddy?"

Raj took a deep breath and nodded. "Y-y-yes, I'm okay. I...I...I haven't been sleeping well."

*****

A few weeks later, the gang threw Howard a going away party and he left for Russia and his space odyssey. Two days later, Raj, Leonard, and Sheldon were at The Cheesecake Factory when Bernadette came to the table.

After she took their orders, she looked down at Raj. "Raj, it's so quiet at the house. Can you come over tonight? Maybe we can go out to dinner or something?" she asked with sadness in her voice.

Raj nodded. "Yeah, yeah, sure!"

Leonard piped up. "I'd offer to join you guys but Penny and I are...going to a...psychic reading..." His voice trailed off.

"I'd offer to come along...but I don't want to," Sheldon stated flatly.

"That's okay. Raj and I will have fun, won't we, Raj?" Bernadette asked with much more joy in her voice.

Did she just wink at me?

"Oh yes! I'm sure we will."

*****

Raj arrived shortly after six, knocked on the door, and let himself in like he usually did. "Hello! Bernadette? Are you here?"

"Yes! Right here!" came the familiar voice from the kitchen.

The kitchen door swung open. Raj's eyes bugged out of his head and his jaw hit the floor. Bernadette came walking into the room wearing the tiniest dress he'd ever seen. It was a velvety black and tight like the rest of her clothes. The top was off the shoulders while the hemline barely fell across her hips, while black high heels adorned her feet. The top of the dress barely covered her breasts and were obviously struggling the keep them reigned it. It looked like they could lose the battle at any moment. Raj wondered how she would sit down without showing her snatch to every prying eye.

Are those her areolas peeking out from the top of that dress?!

He rubbed and blinked his eyes to make sure he wasn't daydreaming again.

Bernadette tried not to laugh at his reaction. It was the exact reaction she was hoping for. She was quite pleased with herself. She placed her hands on her hips and gently swiveled. "So? What do you think? Do I look alright?"

"You...you...you look amazing!" Raj caught himself. He hoped she hadn't noticed the lust in his voice or the boner in his pants. She had noticed both. "I-I-I mean, yes, you look great," he said with much less enthusiasm.

"Oh good! I'm glad you think so." There was an awkward pause. "So, what do you think? Wanna go to Luigi's?"

*****

They were seated in a corner booth of the fairly average Italian restaurant. As she slid into the bench seat of the both he thought he'd gotten a glimpse of puffy pink lips. The restaurant wasn't anything special. The food was okay and the prices were reasonable. They chatted during the course of the meal about how much they both already missed Howard, how her schooling was going, and how, Raj's work was going. Raj couldn't help but notice how her ample breasts would slowly climb out of her top, only for her to tuck them back in just before the much anticipated wardrobe malfunction occurred. He couldn't help but notice more and more of her pink areolas peeking out from behind the top and her hardening nipples. He couldn't help but think about the case of blue balls he was going to have tonight.

After the meal, they made the short drive home and Raj pulled into the driveway.

"That was nice," Raj said. "We'll have to do that again. Well, good night."

Bernadette looked at him quizzically. "You're not going home already are you?"

"Well, uh..."

"No, come on. Stay a little bit. It's so lonely in that house. I'll make us some coffee or something."

*****

Raj sat at the kitchen table and watched her ass shake while she made them a pot of coffee. She finally poured two cups of the black liquid and brought them to the table. She walked over until she was directly in front of Raj. Her tits were staring him in the face. She sat the cups on the table. Instead of walking back to her chair, she stayed in front of Raj. She had a mischievous look on her face.

"Raj, you've been staring at my tits all night," she said playfully.

Raj's heart stopped. "No! Nuh-nuh-no I haven't!"

Bernadette smiled and giggled. "Liar." Raj was frozen in fear. Everybody was a little afraid of Bernadette. She might be tiny, but she was fierce. He flinched when she brought her hand to his face. Instead of the slap he was expecting, she lightly brushed his cheek. "It's okay. All you guys do. Well, except for Sheldon maybe. But it's okay. I like it. It makes me feel sexy. It kinda turns me on."

"R-r-really?" Raj was in shock.

"Sure!" she squealed. She cupped her breasts and shook them slightly. "You wanna touch 'em?"

Raj couldn't believe what he was hearing. "Seriously?"

In flash, the top of her dress was gathered around her waist. Her firm white headlights were staring him in the face. She was kneading them and pinching her erect nipples. "Seriously."

He slowly lifted his hands until they were gently touching her fleshy globes. She gasped at his first touch. They were firm and full. They fit perfectly in his hands. He felt as if they were made to fall into the palms of his hands.

She ran her hands through his thick dark hair while he became more and more comfortable grabbing the tits of his best friend's wife. She finally pulled him in closer. She moaned when her thick, erect nipple slipped through his lips. He sucked and flicked his tongue on it.

"Mmmmmm, that feels nice," she purred.

He was feeling bold. Brave. He released his grip and slid his hand down her side. Her body tensed at the touch of his hand upon the bare skin of her thigh. But she didn't stop him. His hand slid under the hem of her short skirt and slid forward. He could feel the heat of her body build as he slowly moved his hand across her silky thigh. She willingly parted her legs and allowed his hand to venture between her legs. He moved it higher. Both of their bodies were filled with anticipation.

She's not wearing any panties!

She squeaked when his finger brushed against her swollen lips. He pulled his head away from her chest.

"Bernadette, you're soaked," he said with a wicked tone. "You're such a naughty girl."

"I know. I know. I...I...I've been waiting for this," she panted.

She squealed when his thick digit slipped through her slit knuckle deep. "Oh God!" He began to slowly slide his finger in and out of her puffy part. "Mmmmm, yes. Oh yes. Mmmmmmm, that's it," she quietly moaned. Her hips began to slightly rise and lower.

"Do you like that, Bernadette? Do you like me fucking your hole with my finger? Huh?"

"Mmmmm, yes. Oh yes. Mmmmmm, it feels so good," she moaned.

Raj was feeling even more bold. He began to pump his finger faster and harder. "That's not the only thing that's going to be fucking that hole tonight, is it?"

"Mmmmm, no. I hope not! I hope you fuck me with that big, fat cock of yours!" she said with her eyes closed. She squeaked when he took an erect nipple back into his mouth and gently nibbled it.

It wasn't long before Raj could feel her body begin to tense. Her muscles began to convulse around his inserted finger. He knew she was close just from his finger fucking. She lifted onto the balls of her feet and squealed when he inserted a second finger into her slot.

"Oh my God!" she yelped. "Yes! Just like that! Ohmagawd, yes!" Even with a mouthful of flesh, Raj could feel a grin crossing his face. He twisted his hand and pressed on her raised clit. Hard. "Oh! Mother Mary and Joseph! Oh holy shit!" He continued to press on it while he rubbed the tender walls of her hole and ran his thumb around her button. Her body tensed. Her fingers gripped his scalp. "Yes! Yes! Oh God, yes! Yes! Yaaaaaasssssss!"

Her upper torso fell into Raj as her body trembled. She cheered him on a begged him not to stop, which he had no intention of doing anyway.

After what seemed like an hour, Bernadette's tremors finally slowed. Unlike Raj's hand, which did not. She reached between her legs and grabbed his wrist.

"Stop! Please stop. For the love of God, please stop," she moaned.

He released her tit from his mouth and smiled at her. "Are you surrrrrre? Because you were begging me not to stop just a few seconds ago," he said playfully.

She yanked on his arm. His digitals popped out of her gash. "Listen, bub, when I say stop, you stop. Got it?" she barked.

The fear of Bernadette returned. Raj nodded his head emphatically. "Y-y-yes, I-I-I've got it. When you say stop, stop. Yes, I've got it."

She brushed her hand across his cheek. "Oh Raj, I'm sorry. That came out wrong. I'm just so used to having to treat How..." She stopped in mid-sentence at the thought of her husband. She quickly tried to shove that image out of her mind. She lifted Raj's shimmering hand and stuffed it into her mouth. She licked and sucked her own juices off until they were clean.

Raj was impressed with the strength of her suction.

Man! I hope she give me a blow job like that!

Raj shook his head. "No no! It's okay! Sometimes I like a woman telling me what to do." He shrugged his shoulders. "Sometimes I need a woman tell me what to do," he said sadly.

She looked at him lovingly. "Awwww, you poor man. You're so sexy! With that perfect, caramel skin, that sexy accent...I can't believe girls don't crawl all over you."

Raj looked at the floor. "Yeah, well...is there something wrong with me, Bernadette?"

"Absolutely not!" She paused. "I get all tingly just thinking about being with you."

Raj looked into her angelic face. "Really?"

She nodded. "Really." She leaned in. Their lips touched. Soon their tongues were dancing inside of each other's mouth's. It was a long, hot kiss. Raj didn't think he'd ever been kissed like that.

Bernadette finally broke the kiss. The touch of her hand to his groin startled him. Her lips curled into a wicked grin while she continued to rub his raging hard on through his pants.

"Mmmmmm, now let's see what you've got for me," she cooed.

She dropped to her knees between his spread legs. She expertly undid his buckle and zipper. She tugged on his pants. He lifted off his chair. His pants gathered around his ankles. Bernadette was surprised at the thickness of the outline clearly visible in his red boxers covered in little white hearts. Raj watched as she grabbed the waistband and slowly pulled it down. The purple tip appeared. Then the full head. It was swollen and large. More and more of the shaft revealed itself with every inch. Finally, it lurched forward like a spring loaded stick.

Bernadette couldn't believe what she was seeing. She tenderly wrapped her hand around it's veiny shaft. Her fingers could barely wrap completely around it. She began to slowly stroke it. The heat between her legs felt like she was hovering over a huge fire pit.