Raj was having trouble keeping a girlfriend so Howard and Raj came up with a plan to figure out why. Raj contacted all of his ex-girlfriends to assemble at his apartment to delve into why they dumped him. There were Lucy (Kate Micucci), Emily (Katie Leclerc) the deaf redhead, Emily Sweeney, the macabre redhead (Laura Spencer) and Claire (Alessandra Torresani) the bartender.
Once he had them all seated in his apartment, He stood before them, "Okay, first off I want to thank you all so much for coming." He turned to Howard, "Howard is here to interpret for Emily and to take notes."
She turned to Howard and made a bunch of signs; Howard signed back and said out loud, "No, he doesn't think it's stupid."
Raj sat down and looked to her, "Heads up, both of you are named Emily and both are redheads. I will refer to you as Emily and her as Sweeney, that is her last name, I never, ever found out your last name. Okay, let's get started. Why don't we go around the room, say your name and why you broke up with me?" He looked to Lucy, "Wanna kick it off?"
She nodded, "Okay, Um...I'm Lucy and I broke up with Raj because I have severe social anxiety, and he kept trying to force me into uncomfortable situations."
Howard wrote it down and chuckled, "Like this one?"
She nodded, "Yeah!"
Raj looked to Claire, "Next?"
"Okay, I'm Claire, and I guess I broke up with you because you were just really needy. Also, you know, you were incredibly vain, like, all the time you spend shaping your eyebrows--"
Raj cut her off, "Okay, new rule, everybody only gets one." He looked to Sweeney, "Next?"
She had her arms crossed, "I'm not sure I'm comfortable sharing details about our relationship in front of Howard. "Well, whenever you and I were in bed, you were obsessed with counting and to tell you the truth, you broke up with me. After that, I found out I'm really into women and not men."
"I'll take you back, if you'll have me." She chuckled, "Did you not hear me; I'm into women now."
Claire turned to her, "Very weird, after I broke up with Raj, I met a few women at the bar and found out I'm into women now too."
Raj cleared his throat, "Okay enough about that, how about Emily?"
She began signing and Howard translated, "I thought you were great but, oh, my God, you were so dominated by your parents."
Sweeney chimed in, "Yeah, that used to drive me nuts. He's kind of a mama's boy."
Claire chuckled, "Kind of?"
Raj cut in, "Okay, that's enough."
Claire tapped Howard on the shoulder and began signing again. Howard translated, "You thought I was into you because of your money, but that was only part of it. I found a rich widow after breaking up with you and we live together now. She's very understanding and I'm free to see other women I find attractive."
Lucy cut in, "Can I say something? Going out with Raj was one of the best things that ever happened to me."
He blurted out, "Yes, I'll take you back."
She shook her head, "Let me finish. It's like I needed to go through that experience to know what exactly I don't want in a man."
He stared at her, "Well, that's hard to hear, but I'll still take you back."
Sweeney chimed in, "You know, the same thing happened to me. After I broke up with Raj, I met Geraldine who's just amazing. I found out I'm really into women.
Raj stared at them all, "Wait, so, did all of you go and turn to women after relationships with me?"
Lucy chuckled, "Oh, yeah and Sweeney replied, "Without question." Claire smiled, "A little before, actually."
Raj was shocked, "Okay, maybe we should just end this."
Howard stopped them, "Well, hang on, I just want to point out to everyone here, this is a man who is going to great lengths to better himself. Even at the risk of being humiliated. And I, for one, think that's very brave." He patted Raj on the shoulder. "Sorry to say Raj, it seems after you date women, they all want to leave men behind and only be with women."
Raj smiled at him, "Thank you, Howard, you didn't have to point that last part out though."
Sweeney chucked, "Honestly, I'm surprised you two didn't wind up together."
Howard grinned at her, "Well, like you gals, he might just turn me to women like you, liking men instead. So what is it like to make-out with another woman?"
Sweeney turned to Emily and swept her red hair from her shoulder, "Sit back and watch, I wouldn't mind tasting this lovely lady beside me." She ran her hand down across Emily's breasts. She turned Emily towards her and her lips press deeply against Claire's. She turned and gave Claire the same treatment. Sweeney split her attention back and forth between the red head and the platinum blonde.
Lucy watched in awe, wondering how she could get into this threesome and make it a foursome.
Howard and Raj sat back and stared at the women Raj had turned into raving lesbians.
Sweeny took the initiative tugging and pulling at the clothes of both Claire and Emily and soon had their tops off. Claire wasn't wearing a bra and she stared at Sweeney as she removed Emily's bra, leaving them both naked from the waist up.