Author's note: The series continues with this season 7, episode 5. The series doesn't reset, but follows the show's story sequence.
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Sheldon has dinner with Amy and found out she was gonna be working at the same university as he does. At first he was okay with it, but then Howard convinced him that working with your girlfriend or boyfriend leads to nothing but problems.
Sheldon headed over to Penny's apartment and informs Amy he's changed his mind and doesn't approve of it. She told him it's too late, she already cashed the check and there was no turning back.
Bernie asked Sheldon why he changed his mind and he informed her that Howard told him it would be horrible to work with her at work. She dashed over there and argued with Howard and she told him to find somewhere else to spend the night.
He spent the night with Raj and they bonded as always.
The following day, Sheldon introduced himself to Amy colleagues and embarrassed her. She fought with him and he ended up going to her place to straighten her out. She slammed the door in his face and as always, didn't see that he was the problem.
It ended with Amy and Bernadette talking with Penny at the Cheesecake Factory where Penny told them she spoke to Leonard and he was going to handle the problem. He didn't and the four nerds ended up playing nerd games in the living room, exploding balloons with a laser gun.
A few days later, the group was at the Cheesecake Factory for dinner, Sheldon was a zone all to himself, working on calculations. Penny served them and tried to serve Sheldon, "Aw Sheldon, you want to take a break? Your food's ready."
Leonard tried stopping her, "No, what are you doing? He's both happy and quiet. It's like seeing a unicorn and Bigfoot at the same time."
Howard and Bernadette came in; they were late. Howard took a seat, "Sorry we're so late. Bernadette got stuck at work."
Bernie sat down, "Great news! A raccoon virus just crossed the species barrier and now can infect humans!"
Raj was confused, "Why is that great news?"
"In the pharmaceutical business, we have a saying: "mo' infections, mo' money."
She reached for her water glass and Howard stopped her, "Wait! Maybe you want to wash your little raccoon hands first."
She rolled her eyes at him, "Calm down, if I had it, I'd be dead already." She got up and hurried off to the bathroom to wash-up."
It gave Howard time to talk to the group, "Guys, listen up."
Sheldon didn't look up, "Can't listen, in the zone! Also don't care"
Howard ignored him, "Next week is the anniversary of my first date with Bernadette. I want to do something special, and I was hoping you guys could be part of it."
Penny stood over them, "Aw, what horrible thing are you trying to make up for?"
He scoffed, "Just putting something in the bank for what horrible thing I do next. Look; she's gonna be back in a second, so here's the deal: I'm writing a song, and hoping we could all play it for her together."
There was a chorus of replies, "I love that! That is so beautiful."
Howard looked to Sheldon, "Sheldon?"
He looked up from his work and blurted out, "When did we get to The Cheesecake Factory?"
They were climbing the stairs to their apartment and Leonard commented on what Howard was doing for Bernie, "It's really sweet what Howard wants to do for Bernadette."
Penny nodded, "Yeah, hey how come you've never done anything romantic to celebrate our first date?"
"Well, for starters, you've broken up with me so many times, which first date are we talking about?"
Sheldon was climbing the stairs behind them and commented, "Whoa! Somebody call the burn ward. And back to the zone."
Leonard continued, "And besides, I do romantic things for you all the time. Can you even name one romantic thing you've done for me?"
Her voice went up, "I can name tons."
Leonard broke in, "Sex doesn't count!"
"Oh, I know... What about that bed-and-breakfast?"
"Well, I took you there. All you did was..."
She cut him off, "I know what I did. I bet they had to throw away that rocking chair. You know I can be romantic if I want to."
"It's fine! And also not true!"
She stopped him at the door to his apartment, "Okay, just you wait and see. I'm gonna romance your freakin' ass off!"
He opened the door to his place and turned back to her, "That's beautiful, is that Shakespeare?"
Sheldon later was working on his white board and Leonard checked it out, "Holy crap, Sheldon, did you just figure out a method for synthesizing a new stable super-heavy element?"
Sheldon looked back at his board, "Did I? Well, that can't be right. No one's ever done that before. Except me, because I just did!"
The next evening Penny had Raj over to help her plan something romantic for Leonard.
He sat down and turned to her, "You called the right person. I believe I have the perfect romantic evening for you to give Leonard."
"Okay, good, 'cause I've been really struggling with this."
"As I'm sure you're aware the quickest way to a man's heart is through his..."
Penny cut him off, "Pants, but Leonard says sex doesn't count."
He took the glass of wine she offered him, "Hm, you poor thing. You have one arrow in your quiver, and you just can't use it. Fortunately, another pathway to a man's heart is through his stomach." He pulled a large cookbook out of his bag.
She wasn't so sure, "I don't know if I want to cook for him, he's kind of a picky eater. I mean, "It's too salty, it's too dry. It's too burnt and frozen at the same time." Wait; come on, what else would sweep you off your feet?"
"Well, I've always had this fantasy that involves dancing. The sexual chemistry between my partner and me is electric. But boy, oh, boy, does my father not approve until he sees us in a big dance competition."
She stared at him, "Okay, that's just the plot for Dirty Dancing. What else would you love, other than being lifted over Patrick Swayze's head?"
"Look, Penny, if you truly want to be romantic, it needs to come from you."
"I get that, but why is this so hard?" She looked down and saw the large lump in his pants.
He came closer, "Well, you've probably never had to do this stuff because you're young and beautiful and men have always thrown themselves at you. You remember the day you took Leonard to the airport. You came over to my place and comforted me. That was nice and somewhat romantic."
She took another sip of her wine and placed it on the counter and stood up, "Yeah I'm trying to be sad about that. I can't. That was nice; I guess I did get you through that break-up." She stepped closer and her hand brushed against the lump in his pants. "It was really nice, don't you think?" Her fingers closed around his cock, "I guess I'll just continue doing this for him." She leaned in and kissed him softly on the lips. She kissed his neck, "And this!" She nipped at his ear and her tongue darted out and ran along his ear, "He likes this too!" Her hands ran through his hair and kissed him again as their bodies pressed together. "He really loves this." She sank to her knees and undid his pants. Penny released his thick, dark cock, "And most of all, he really loves this!" She sucked on the head and drew several inches into her mouth.
Raj couldn't stand any longer and sat back on the arm of the sofa. His hands came up and ran through her hair as he guided her mouth up and down on his cock. Neither of them was talking about Leonard any longer. He reached down and grabbed the hem of her pullover blouse and tugged it up and off her slender body. He freed her breasts from her skimpy bra and let her resume sucking his cock.
She stared up at him and wrapped her fleshy tits around his dark, thick cock, "He really, really loves this!" She began riding up and down, his cock caught between her large tits. She released a stream of saliva and coated his cock, giving her the lubrication she needed to let him tit-fuck her. She used her mouth on the large head to wet him more and her sucking sounds filled the room.
Raj removed his shirt and fell back onto the sofa, taking Penny with him. They struggled to free her from her slacks and panties and grasping her fine, firm ass, he pulled her up to cover his body.
Penny reached down and swiped his saliva covered cock up and down her fleshy lips and lowering her ass, she accepted his length into her moist cunt. She suddenly forgot all about Leonard and reverted back to her old self, just wanting to be fucked and fucked hard.
Raj was willing to be the guy to do it. He always loved her body and never passed up the change to sample it. He swept her long blonde hair from her face and as their mouths met, he shoved his tongue into her mouth and was met with hers. They sucked and teased one another's tongues as he guided her juicy pussy up and down his thick cock.
She ripped her mouth from his, "God, Raj, I love all of the thickness you have, especially all of those bumps and curves, It really gets me hot, come on, fuck me, fuck me hard. This is one thing I know how to do."
He kissed her again, "Oh Penny, you do it so well!" His hands gripped her ass and held her still as he pumped in and out of her juicy hole. He wasn't going to last long, it was the first time he's had sex since the last time she visited him, not counting his brief encounter with Bernadette. He wanted it to last. He lifted her body and twisted slightly and his cock located her puckered hole. He lowered her and sank slowly into her ass.
She threw her head back, "Oh fuckkkkkkk! What is with you foreign guys, they all love my ass. Oh yesssssss, fuck it, fuck my ass Raj!"
Her thick pussy lips were sliding up and down his nut sack as he fucked her ass. His lips closed around one of her stiff nipples and as he bit down, he heard her squeal out.
"Oh yesssss, bite them, bite them hard!" She let out a gurgling sound in her throat as she started cumming. The muscles in her ass tightened and she coated his balls with her cream.
Raj couldn't hold off any longer as he feasted on her luscious tits, he lost it and started filling her ass with his heavy load. He couldn't believe how hard and how long he came. He filled her ass to overflowing as he clung to her naked body.
Penny continued to cum, especially after feeling him fill her ass with his slimy, hot semen. She eventually rolled off of him and gathered her clothes, and she knew she fucked-up again. She felt his cum oozing out of her ass. She looked down at him, "This was a mistake Raj; you have to keep this just between the two of us, no telling Howard. I'm gonna take a shower, please dress and go!"
