Inspired by porn clip "Here For My Boyfriend's Stuff" starring Ivy Lebelle and Savannah Bond. Set after the Photoshoot 2 fic, takes place before Season 3.
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In the following days, the breakup with Leonard didn't do Penny well. She was still upset about it, even after her sexy romps with his roommate.
Despite their history, she didn't want to consider Sheldon anything more than her friend with benefits, even though they didn't actually have sex yet. She loved the state of their friendship and also wasn't ready to get involved into a new relationship just yet. Sheldon wasn't jealous if she would hook up with other guys after the breakup, at least he didn't mention that to her. He also gave her much needed time and space, without abusing or pressuring her into something they would both regret later. She was well aware of guys preying on drunk, vulnerable girls after the breakup.
She promised Sheldon she wouldn't dive into drinking, but there seemed to be no other way. Sex was easier to abstain from at this point than a bottle of good wine. Her libido and crave for a good dicking always lingered around her horny mind. But these days she chose to deal with her pain by weak alcohol rather than hooking up with some gym or bar meatheads for a quick dopamine hit. A recipe she always regretted. Waking up to an empty bed with a headache and a very little memory of a previous night's shenanigans.
She wasn't going to surrender her insanely beautiful body to just anyone because she's feeling upset. The only guy she could trust right now was Sheldon.
Leonard kept avoiding her the following days after their breakup, trying to not walk across the hallway when it was her time to leave the building. Them living across each other made it that much more difficult. She thought he was the one nice guy, but it turned out to be all a lie. As soon as he got a chance, he jumped into bed with another girl. Or in this case, onto the lab table. She loved him, but Leonard proved to be just like all her ex-boyfriends before him. Getting that revenge on him with Sheldon felt so good in many ways. It felt so different being with Leonard's roommate, but she was still playing safe, not wanting to destroy her only remaining friendship. But the way he treated her on their second time together, she felt cherished and appreciated.
In anger, she picked up one of Leonard's action figures laying around and threw it into a wall. She got up from the sofa, picked up an empty box and started throwing all of her ex's stuff into it. Some DVDs, their pictures, cosmetics, a few pieces of clothes laying around her bathroom and bedroom.
'Come pick up all your stuff or I throw it away u asshole.' She sent him an angry message onto his phone after she was done cleansing her place of his stuff. Alcohol was already making her lose judgment.
'Can we please talk about all of it? We're living across the hall. You had your revenge against me with Sheldon, come on...' Leonard begged for her to return things to normal.
'I need more time' Penny replied shortly.
'Or some dick'
'FUCK OFF!!' Penny had enough of Leonard for today. She threw her phone into the corner of her sofa in anger and took down another glass of wine. Was it her fault to always attract these cheating assholes? Was she not as pretty as she thought she was? Having a guy like Leonard cheating on a girl like herself hurt her. She was never this upset before.
It wasn't long after their exchange of messages when she heard a knock on her door.
"Bout time you piece of..." Penny swung the door open and gasped, not finishing what she was saying. To her surprise, it wasn't Leonard who stood in the hallway, but rather a much prettier petite blonde. "Oh, I'm so sorry, I was umm... expecting someone else." Her tone calmed down.
She was shorter, but very beautiful. Long golden hair waved down across her shoulders and a pair of glasses made her look like a schoolgirl. She was dressed modestly, but her curves still managed to bring out the shape of her body very nicely. Her tight sweater was hugged tightly against the curvy shape of her big breasts. This caused Penny to have the same reaction as most guys had by now.
"Hi, I'm Bernadette. I'm here to pick up Leonard's things. You're... Penny, right?" She answered in a high-pitched voice, very politely. She kept her hands clasped in front of her.
"Umm... yeah, come on in." Penny didn't want to make any scene in the hallway for all other neighbors to hear.
Bernadette entered the apartment, Penny closed the door louder behind her.
"So..." Penny crossed her arms across her chest. "You're that little slut that cheating piece of shit dumped me for. I figured he was with some nerdy girl coworker from his University. I know he's been fucking around with a few of them." Consumed alcohol got her tongue rolling.
"Hey, you don't have to be mean! I am not a slut." Bernadette was offended by Penny's harsh remarks just seconds after they met. Who does this bitch think she is? "You're just upset because you got dumped! I know Leonard loves me." Bernadette put on her more aggressive voice after it was clear they were done being nice to each other.
"Figures he wouldn't have the guts to face me personally after the breakup. How typical of him." Penny was flexing on Bernadette at this point, showing her alpha attitude. She indeed looked scary for a shorter guy like Leonard when she was upset. This is probably what drove him away from her in the end. She was too much of a woman for him.
"Well, I can already see why things didn't work out between you two, all this hostility. Look, can I just... get his things? I don't want to get in the middle of your breakup drama right now..." Bernadette looked up at Penny with her innocent smile which usually got her what she wanted.
"Sure thing, doll." Penny put on her fake smile and brought the box to her rival in romance. "Here, this is all of his stuff." She dropped the box down to the floor with a satisfying crash.
Bernadette could only roll her eyes. She reached down for the box to get out of this apartment as soon as possible, but at the last second Penny kicked it away a few feet. She knocked it over, causing a few action figures and other things to fall out.
Bernadette gasped in fear before Penny pushed her against the door and pressed her body onto hers.
"Uhh... what are you... what are you doing!?" Bernadette got scared.
"Now don't leave yet, I just wanna see what I got replaced with." Penny checked out the whole of Bernadette's petite sexy body again. This time she took her time, taking in her frame from head to toes and up again. "Mmm, you're a pretty little thing, aren't ya... So innocent looking."
