Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. It is not real! It did not/will not happen in real life and should not be mistaken as such.
Lesson #5: Anal
Starring Bryce Dallas Howard & Camila Cabello
Codes: Cons, MF, MFF, Anal, Masturbation, Oral
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"Hello and welcome back to another episode of
Sex-Ed For Dummies
!" The announcer yelled, his voice deep and booming.
The camera panned down across the live studio audience as they cheered and clapped, clearly very excited to be there. Each audience member was better looking than the last. Women and men alike were 10's across the board. The camera came to rest on a devilishly handsome older gentleman in a crisp sleek suit, seated behind a large wooden desk on what appeared a late-night set. His features were chiseled, his hair a nice blend of salt and pepper, the smile lines deep on his tanned face.
"Hi everyone. Hugh Johnson here, and I'll be hosting our lovely guests this evening. We've got a great show for you tonight and are extremely excited to have full house!" The crowd shouted, applauded and stamped their feet. Hugh smiled widely, showing off perfectly white teeth. "It's a special show tonight. Something we've been getting requests for since day one. Anal! Sex that is. Does it hurt? Will there be shit everywhere? Does it give better orgasms? We'll answer it all. Or more specifically, our first guest will! Please welcome, Bryce Dallas Howard!"
He threw his hands to the side. Bryce emerged from behind the thick red velvet curtain, smiling brightly and waving to the audience. She blew a kiss as she sauntered across the stage, her heel's clicking on the floor. The busty redheaded MILF was dressed surprisingly professionally. A tight form, fitting red dress only served to highlight just well-endowed she was, both up top and on the bottom. The eyes of every audience and crew member followed her ass as it shifted from side to side while she walked. She shook hands with Hugh, as they exchanged a quick peck on the cheek. Just before sitting down in her chair, she gave her ass a little wiggle for the camera. The ample flesh strained against the tight fabric of her dress, threatening to tear at the seams before she turned around and sat down in the chair. The crowd clapped and cheered. Uncrossing her legs with a wink, she gave a nice quick upskirt to every viewer.
"Welcome Bryce!"
"Thanks Hugh! So glad to be here!" She replied, beaming at him and gazing out over the crowd with wide pale green eyes.
"Let's get right down to it Bryce. You're here today to talk about and demonstrate anal sex. Considered something of a taboo to your average everyday citizen, what do you enjoy so much about it?"
"I didn't start having anal sex until I was older, in my 30's. I was nervous at first, but I had a trustworthy partner and we both really wanted to try it."
"With an ass like that, I can't blame him!"
"The first time can be painful if you're not careful about, but really if you make the necessary preparations, it can be unbelievable. Ladies, I'm talking about the best orgasms you've ever had. Like, squirt ten feet across the room kind of orgasms."
"Wow! And how about for a gentleman who might be interested in anal?" Hugh asked.
"I mean, obviously I don't have a penis, so I can't speak for men, but I've heard from many sources that both giving and taking it up the butt is remarkable."
"Ok, so you didn't start having anal sex until you were in your 30's, what makes you our expert here today?"
"Besides the fact I've got an ass that just won't quit?" She gave a tinkling laugh. "I really just can't get enough of it. Making up for lost time and all that. My husband fucks my ass more often then he fucks my pussy!"
"Sounds good enough for me! But, what about first time anal? What do you need to do to prepare?"
"That's why we have Camila Cabello here today." The crowd started to clap again. A few whoops from some of the guys could be heard. "Yea, give it up for Camila! She'll be coming out a little later in the show. She's here today to demonstrate that losing your anal virginity is not the big deal we make it out to be. That's not to say there isn't any preparation involved for your first time."
"Such as?" Hugh asked, a pencil and notepad at the ready. The cocky grin on his face said that he was already very familiar with this subject, but we would give a good of show of ignorance.
"You definitely want to do some anal play before sticking a big ol' cock up there. Fingers. Tongues. Toys, if you've got them. Buttplugs are your friend! They really stretch the sphincter out and get it ready to receive. To make things more fun, you can wear one all day as a sexy treat. They feel wonderful. Sometimes, I'm even wearing one on set, if I don't have to do an action scene that day. Another thing. Don't eat spicy foods the day before. Especially the first time. Because if your stomach is even a little upset, then there is a chance that when he pulls out you will lose control and shit everywhere. And I mean everywhere. Nobody wants that." She rubbed her chin as she considered what else to say. "You would think I wouldn't have to say this, but LUBE UP! Seriously. You can't do anal with some kind of lube. The butthole doesn't get wet like a vagina does. Absolutely no dry-dogging it."
"Uh-huh, anything else you want the folks at home to know?"
Bryce thought about her answer before saying, "I think it would be better if I just showed everyone! Let's get my partner out here already!"
Hugh nodded and the crowd began to clap again as the velvet curtain opened once more and a stunning Latin hunk swaggered out. He was tall, absolutely ripped, muscles bulging as he made his way across the stage. His jet-black hair was slicked back, and he had just a hint of stubble on his handsome features. The bulge in his tight pants was evident even from across the room. Bryce's went wide and her jaw dropped as she took in every inch of this tanned stud. One lady in the crowd actually swooned, slumping down in her seat at the sight of him. He shook hands with Hugh and then extended his hand to shake Bryce's. Her mouth was still opened, eyes glued to his crotch.
"Eh-hem!" Hugh said, startling Bryce out of her stupor. "This is Hector. He'll be your costar for today."
She stood up and quickly shook his hand, her usually pale face a bright shade of pink.
"Hector?" Hugh asked. "Ever had anal sex before?"
"Of course." He said through a thick accent. "Lots of times."
"How about with anyone with an ass as fine as Bryce's?"
Hector eyed the 38-year-old MILF, his eyes glued to her behind. She wiggled it a bit for him as he stared unashamedly.
"Don't think so." Hector replied with a grin.
Together they moved over to another stage, away from the desk and chairs. A plush bed was laid out before them. Velvet sheets the same color as the curtain with many fluffy looking pillows and a gaudy looking headboard.
"Here we are folks. Enough talking. Time for some action!" Hugh said, "I'll let Bryce take it over from here."
"Thanks Hugh!" Bryce said. "First thing's first! Time to get naked!"
Immediately Hector unzipped her dress for her. It slipped off her shoulders, revealing a black bra underneath. That too quickly came off as well, revealing her pale milky tits to the air. Her nipples were as pink as her face. She shimmied out of the dress letting it drop to the floor. Stepping out of it, she struck a pose for the camera as it zoomed it, taking in her rear in all its pale fleshy glory, the black g-string flossing between supple white buttcheeks. She gave her booty a little slap, sending ripples through her ample backside. Hector leaned over and gave it a harder smack. Bryce gave a squeak and smiled as her entire butt jiggled. Sauntering towards the edge of the stage, booty and boobs a-jiggling, she pulled down her black thong, letting the fabric fall to the ground before leaning over to pick it up, presenting her ass for all to see. Her pink pussy was also on full display. As she picked up the undergarment, she pulled back on it like a slingshot and fired it into the crowd. It landed between two gentlemen who promptly began to fight over it. After a brief struggle, a winner emerged and held it up high for all to see before bringing it to his nose and breathing in deeply. His other hand immediately flew to his lap, starting to rub the evident boner sticking up there. The producer jogged over from his chair.
"Nah-uh! No touching yourself!" He said, waving his hands at the guy clutching Bryce's panties.