(Fictional story about fictional characters. This is a stand-alone story.)
shaggy77
After years of never being able to coordinate their schedules or their preferences; Penny had finally convinced her husband, Leonard, to take an actual vacation with her. Physically being away from the apartment and their friends for more than one day! The destination was Catalina Island, just off the California coast. It was only about an hours drive to Long Beach, if they took the 710, where they would have to catch the ferry to the island. She knew the trip was way out of Leonard's comfort-zone, and loved him even more for agreeing to take it. He didn't even ask for anything in return; like accompanying him to Comic Con or dressing up as Princess Leia for Halloween. Their reservations at the Avalon Holiday Inn Resort were for Friday and Saturday nights, and the weather report was for perfect beach weather; typical of Southern California.
Relaxation was the main goal, but Penny had booked them a tour around the island in a glass-bottom boat. Leonard had surprisingly agreed to leave his laptop at home...that was when she truly knew he loved her unconditionally. She smiled as she remembered Sheldon's reaction when Leonard had told him about the upcoming plans: "are you insane...you're planning on going into the ocean and taking a boat...have you not seen Jaws."
Of course on the drive, Leonard had regaled her with trivia tidbits about the island, like: "did you know it's actually named Santa Catalina Island, and it was originally commercially developed by William Wrigley...you know, the chewing gum guy." " And here's one that reminds me of you: famous actress Marilyn Monroe once lived on the island."
Leaning her head on his shoulder as he drove, she responded: "thanks sweetie for mentioning me in the same breath as Marilyn Monroe; but we both know how well my acting career went."
"Well who knows," Leonard told her, "you still have acting credits out there; you never know when an important Producer or casting director will see something and come knocking on our door." She just let it go, knowing that he had only the best intentions, and enjoyed the rest of the drive. The ferry ride was very pleasant, with Leonard even getting out of the car and strolling on the upper deck, arm in arm, with her. After driving to the center of the island where the main town of Avalon was located, they checked into their spacious suite, which even included a jacuzzi. While at the front desk, they had decided to rent bicycles to get to the beach. "Maybe today should be our "beach day," since tomorrow is the glass-bottom boat excursion," Leonard had suggested, "we don't want to overdue it since we're here to relax."
"Listen to you; Leonard Hofstadter scheduling a beach-day," she teased the introverted indoorsy scientist, "who are you and what have you done to my husband."
"I know you love the beach and I would do anything to make you happy," he shyly answered.
"God, I love you," she threw her arms around his neck and smothered his lips with hers. "You always make me happy...and wait until you see what I'm wearing today." Taking her suitcase into the bathroom, she proceeded to change into her swim suit...or what there was of it. She had decided to bring the tiny orange thong she had worn in Las Vegas when she, Bernadette and Amy had spent a weekend there. The top really consisted on a couple orange triangles, that she could slide to make them even more revealing, held up by strings; and the bottom just barely covered her crack and slit. When she came out of the bathroom, she made a flourish with her arms and dropped her towel. Leonard just stood in the middle of the room with his mouth open, and she was afraid he was going to reach for his inhaler.
"Holy crap...I've died and gone to heaven," he gasped, "do we have to go out. You know it would be totally fine with me if we just stayed in the room."
"Oh no...we didn't come this far to just stay in the room. We could have stayed home and done that," she laughed, "besides, don't you want to see this wet?" He put his hands together, looked up at the ceiling, and closed his eyes. "What are you doing now," she asked.
"Praying for rain," he chuckled. "OK we can go to the beach, but we'll have to wait a few minutes; it would be a little embarrassing to go down through the lobby like this." She looked down at his groin and saw that the front of his swim suit was sticking straight out as if he were hiding a chihuahua in there. They both laughed and sat down on the edge of the bed for a couple minutes before going down and riding their bikes to the beach. The Concierge had told them about a more secluded beach; Lover's Cove, which was usually frequented by scuba divers; so they decided to check it out. Even though Penny had a towel around her waist, even the elderly Concierge openly leered at her chest.
As they rode to the beach, Penny was impressed with his biking skills and let him know. "What, you didn't think I could ride a bike," he replied, "I had a bike...I wasn't a very fast runner and it helped me get away from the bullies." Instantly she loved him even more. She knew he had a rough childhood; being super intelligent and having a psychologist mother who treated him as a subject of her behavioral experiments. It was actually difficult for her to relate because she had always been popular in school; truth was if they had gone to the same school, she probably would have been one of the kids picking on him. They had brought two over-sized bath towels from the hotel and stretched them out on the sandy beach before smearing Leonard with SPF 100 sunscreen.
Far from crowded, the beach soon emptied out as the sun got lower in the sky and Penny coaxed Leonard into joining her in the Pacific. The water was warm and almost soothing as they waded deeper, and after Penny ducked under and resurfaced, Leonard whistled: "wow...I really am glad I saw that suit wet." Her engorged gumdrop nipples thrust against the flimsy material as it stuck to her wet skin like a layer of glue. "I know the water isn't that cold, so you must just be glad to see me," he teased his gorgeous wife.
"You have no idea," she teased back and held up her left hand. In it she clutched the tiny orange strip of cloth that was her bikini bottom. With her right hand she reached forward, under the water, and grasped Leonard's crotch. "Oooo, it seems like someone is equally as glad to see ME." Releasing him she proceeded to tie the strings to her bottom around her neck: "I wouldn't want to lose this...it's a long way back to the hotel." Leonard reached his hand out and gently ran his palm up and down her smooth mound, as if making sure she was nude below the waist. "Oooo yeah...don't stop," she encouraged him, "that feels so good."
He continued to caress her bald mound and she responded by suggesting: "I think it's time you lost those constricting trunks...there seems to be a snake dying to get out."
"OK," he agreed, "but the second I feel some sea creature nibbling at my junk...I'm outa here." She ducked below the surface again and yanked his swim suit down and off one leg; leaving it hanging on one ankle so it didn't float away. On the way down and back up, she made sure to caress his fat nine inches which was bobbing weightless in the water.
Surfacing with a smile, she told him: "while I was down there I think I saw a big fat sea creature searching for a cave to hide in." They embraced and kissed for what must have been ten Mississippi's, and when their lips parted, she whispered: "God I love you." Just in case anyone wandered down to the beach, Leonard didn't want to expose his wife, so he slid his hand up under her skimpy top and began to knead her wonderful breast with one hand while resuming his exploration of her plump mound with the other. Her fleshy labia had begun to protrude with excitement and his index and middle fingers soon were sliding into her pussy. "Ohhh Leonard," she moaned, throwing her blond head back until it touched the surface.