A long forgotten Beverly Hills 90210 episode was recently discovered in the private belongings of a former Hollywood producer who had recently passed away. Other than telling the story of the 90210 characters' experiences at a weekend health resort it also tells the story of how censorship at times took its toll on the old Fox show. After the episode was filmed it was extensively cut after orders by the FCC due to it's X-rated contents. Below is a depiction of the original uncensored shoot. For purposes of brevity only the storyline involving the characters Kelly Taylor and Brenda Walsh is detailed below.
Episode 3x18 Midlife...Now What?
Scene 1
Walking through the school halls Kelly, Brenda, and Donna were talking about the health spa they were planning to visit during the upcoming weekend. Donna was telling them that due to her mother turning ill she couldn't accompany them as planned.
"Donna, I can't believe you're passing up a whole weekend to be pampered to death," Brenda said.
"Yeah, I'm gonna get massages every morning and every night. I haven't gotten laid in like forever. I really wanna meet a guy there," Kelly added.
"Me too," Brenda quickly agreed.
"I know, but it's a mother/daughter thing and I just feel like a fifth wheel," Donna offered apologetically.
"Donna, are you sure your mom's really sick?," Kelly asked suspiciously.
"Kel, she is
not
faking it! I mean, do you honestly think my mom would bail out on something that is non-refundable and pre-paid? No," Donna answered, knowing well how stingy her mother was.
"Can't you go with somebody else?" Brenda then suggested.
"Like who?" Donna asked.
Cut to the office of the school newspaper where the girls were asking Andrea to go with them instead of Donna's mother.
Andrea was reluctant to go. "You guys, I'm just not into those kinds of places."
"Andrea, how do you know? You've never been to a health spa before," Brenda reasoned.
"Yeah, and the Montecito Spa is supposed to be the best in California," Kelly added.
"And it's totally geared toward women. The guys there are supposed to be way hot. I heard that they only hire guys who are well endowed, so that they can service the guests the best way possible," Brenda said.
"And it's totally free," Donna added.
"And it's totally luxurious," Kelly said, continuing the barrage of reasons why Andrea should join them.
"And we'll all be together, it'll be a blast," Donna tried.
Andrea still wasn't impressed. "I don't know, getting massages and beauty tips makes me a little nervous. And I'm a virgin, so I'm not really sure I could take a guy who's... what did you say, Brenda? "Well endowed.""
"Somehow I've never had that problem," Kelly offered gamely. "And come on, you owe us, Andrea. Remember when you couldn't come to me and Brenda's joint 18 year birthday party because you had to stay late and write that story you though was so important? We really missed you there."
Brenda continued their persuasive efforts: "Don't think of it in terms of vanity, think of it more as nurturing and relaxation."
"And just think, the whirl pool will definitely be good for your legs. And if you don't want a big dick I'm sure the guys would be just as happy to eat your pussy instead," Donna advised.
"That's true," Andrea begrudgingly confessed.
Eyeing a crack in Andrea's resistance Kelly pressed. "Come on, Andrea. Admit it. Aren't you just a tiny bit curious?"
Worn down by the girls' persistence Andrea admitted, "Maybe just a little. I mean, it is free and I could write a story about it in the erotica section of the blaze... Okay," Andrea finally conceded.
With even numbers the girls were set for an exciting weekend at the spa.
Scene 2:
The weekend. Kelly, Brenda, and Donna were sitting in the lobby of the spa having just arrived.
"This place is so peaceful," Brenda said blissfully.
"I can feel myself melting into this couch," Kelly agreed, relaxing with her eyes closed.
"They'll have to carry us out on a stretcher by the time this weekend's over," Donna added.
"All depending on what size guys we find here," Brenda said. Donna and Kelly grinned friskily.
Excited, Andrea rushed up to the group.
"You guys, did you see all the exotic massages they have here? They have Jin Shin Do, Watsu, and reflexology. What's Jin Shin Do? I guess they'll explain it later. Listen to this, they got low impact aerobics, water aerobics... aw, and yoga! I always wanted to take yoga. When... It's in two hours! That totally conflicts with their guided tours, what am I supposed to do?"
"Andrea!" Brenda tried to interrupt her.
Andrea continued, "Maybe they'll let me take a late class if I skip breakfast. What do you think?"
"Andrea!" Donna tried instead.
"Maybe they have an early bird class I can take before six a.m." Andrea continued still.
"Andrea!!" Kelly tried louder.
"Huh?" Andrea finally caught on.
"Relax," Kelly calmly instructed. Andrea realized how hyper she was being and responded with a smile that she understood she had to mellow out a bit.
Kelly's mother Jackie and Brenda's mother Cindy were talking nearby.
"Well, we're all set. Now all I have to do is lose the ten pounds I put on since Erin was born," Jackie said.
"Yeah well, it sounds easier than losing 15 years," Cindy responded.
A woman dressed like she worked at the spa walked up to Jackie and Cindy. "Jackie?" She said.
"Babette? Hi! You look fantastic!" Jackie responded enthusiastically.
"You too, thank you," Babette said.
Jackie introduced her to the group. "Babette Lewis, this is Cindy Walsh."
"Hi, nice to meet you," Cindy said.
"Babette, this is her daughter Brenda," Jackie continued.
"No doubt. Hi", Babette said