This is a work of fiction. Most characters in this story are the work of George R. R. Martin in his amazing Song of Ice and Fire Series also known as Game of Thrones from the tv series. This fan fiction combines parts from the books and the tv show since they are so wildly different. If you haven't watched the show and don't want spoilers, leave now!
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"If that is the last of the official business, I call for this meeting to be adjourned," Tyrion Lannister called from the head of the small council table. Another meeting had gone smoothly and though it was close to two years since the great war with the white walkers and the crowning of Bran the Broken as king of the South, Tyrion still had not gotten used to a small council meeting without any talk of treasons, murders, or incest.
"Before we all depart..." King Bran spoke from his chair at the far side of the table. "I've had a bird from my sister Arya. As you know after I was crowned, she journeyed East bringing the good will of the crown and going in search of trade negotiations and agreements of peace. She has made it all the way to the Sunrise Isles."
There was a murmur of shock from the council members at the great distance Arya had traveled.
Grand Maester Olivar spoke up, "Quite a long journey for the lady, Your Grace."
"Yes," agreed King Bran. "She gives word that she made an agreement with the Emperor of the Sunrise Isles, Magnus Son of Aungnus, for free trade and eternal peace so long as the agreement is sealed with a high marriage."
Nods of agreement came from around the table. Tyrion nodded along, familiar with the custom of marriage to seal deals among countries and between families. He thought of his own long past marriage to Sansa Stark-now Queen in the North. King Bran and the High Septon had graciously and speedily officially annulled the marriage since it had never been consummated and so much had happened to both Tyrion and Sansa since the forced ceremony.
"Is Lady Arya prepared to marry?" Tyrion asked.
"I apologize, I'd neglected to share all the information," Bran answered. "The Emperor has only daughters, it is a man that they seek for a match. The eldest daughter is already betrothed and needs stay in the Sunrise Isles to reign after her father. But Arya's letter says she is starting on her way back with the second daughter of Emperor Magnus, the Princess Linnea. The letter is dated nearly three months ago. I would estimate that they will be returning to King's Landing before the year is through."
"Do you have a match in mind, Your Grace?" Lord Bronn of the Blackwater and Highgarden, the Master of Coin asked.
"Many thoughts came to mind," answered Bran. "As you all know, I myself can father no children and condemning the woman to childless life would be considered ill will. I have no living brothers who are free to marry. And there are very few highborn men of marriage age who remain unwed. Arya mentions in her letter that a member of the small council would be an acceptable match."
Tyrion looked around the table at the councilors around him. Maester Olivar and Lord Commander Tarth were both sworn to lives of celibacy. Ser Whitefish and Lord Bronn were married leaving only Lord Johnthany Barnworth who had celebrated his 90th name day the month before.
"It would seem our small council is lacking in eligible suitors as well, Your Grace," said Tyrion from the head of the table.
All eyes were on him as he finished his declaration. Not for a moment had he considered the idea of himself as a suitor for this Princess from the East.
"Your Grace...." he started.
Bran held up a gloved hand, "Tyrion, I will not command it. You are free to make the choice for yourself, however I do ask that you give it true consideration. You are Lord of Casterly Rock and thus far leave no issue to inherit."
"Marrying a princess to a dwarf, I'm not sure that would send the kindest feelings to the Emperor," Tryrion contested.
"Yet this dwarf is the Hand of the King and head of the richest family in Westeros," offered Lord Bronn. "It should not be seen as a slight, but a very high honor."
Bronn gave his speech with a straight face, but Tyrion sensed the amusement in his eyes.
"As I have said, I ask you to consider it. We still have four months to prepare for their arrival and we can discuss it at our next meeting."
With that Bran gestured to Ser Podrick Payne to wheel him out of the chamber. He was followed by the other members of the council leaving only Tyrion to sit and think.
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The next day, Tyrion made his way from the newly rebuilt Tower of the Hand to the office of the Master of Coin-his old friend Bronn. Over the years of war Bronn had changed allegiances more times than Tyrion could count, but King Bran had seen fit to name him Master of Coin anyway and Tyrion trusted the Raven King.
Tyrion waddled in to find Bronn dozing with his feet on his desk. Bronn would never be one to submit to rules and expectations.
Tyrion gave Bronn's boots and shove throwing him off balance and he crashed to the floor. He pulled his sword from the hilt as he got up, ready to kill the man that had woken him, but he laughed and rescheathed his blade when he saw the dwarf.
"Why if it isn't the newly promised Hand of the King."
"No promises have been made yet," reminded Tyrion rolling his eyes.
"You're not really considering saying no?" Bronn balked.
"And what reason have I to say yes? I've been married twice before and you know exactly how well those turned out."
"Aye, but those were under the watchful eye of your late father. He's not here to guard your cock anymore," Bronn laughed and Tyrion felt the ever present stab of pain that occured whenever his first wife was mentioned.
"What if she can't bear to look at me?" Tyrion countered.
"You're not half so monstrous looking at you think you are. Queen Sansa only hated you because of your family. Besides, the whores in this city all know that where it matters you're just as big a man as any knight."
Tyrion clenched his jaw tight. He had been a notorious visitor of brothels for most of his life. It was said that he bedded half of King's Landing under the reign of King Robert Barratheon and the King had bedded the other half.