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Last Man Standing: Season 6 Episodes 6 & 8

Everyone in this story is at least eighteen years of age when having sexual relations.

Eve made a decision about her future. One morning. she entered the kitchen and announced to her parents that she's quitting her job at Outdoor Man.

Mike was upset, his favorite daughter was breaking ranks and leaving the place he built up over the years. He twisted his hands, to keep from strangling her, "You want to quit working at Outdoor Man?"

She stared back at him, "No. I am quitting. You made it, "want to quit" so we could have this discussion."

She tried walking away, but he stopped her, "This is crazy. You're making good money, It's a great experience. You want to cop a few fishing lures, I'll look the other way."

Vanessa came over to get into the discussion, "Uh, honey, why are you quitting?"

Mike corrected her, "No, no, no, she wants to quit. She's considering it. It's not a done deal."

She shook her head, "I found something else I want to do."

"You have another offer? I'll match it."

"I'm gonna volunteer at Take Shelter Denver. They build houses for the homeless."

"You volunteer, you're not making nothing. I'll double that. What are you gonna use for money? They don't pay you at the coffee shop for singing, so you're already working for nothing there."

"I still have graduation money."

"Oh, perfect, that's one week. What do you do for money next week?"

"I'll figure it out, Dad. It's not like I have a lot of expenses. I mean, isn't that the whole point of this gap year-- to figure out how I fit into the world?"

He groaned out, "Fit into the real world, which is about making money, buying food, football."

"She turned back to him, "Dad, it's my life, and it's my year, or maybe even longer, I don't know, but I will figure that out, Dad." She turned and left the room.

He looked to Vanessa and she shrugged, "She wants to do charity. How is that so bad?"

"Did you hear that?"

She nodded, "Yeah."

He threw up his arms, "Maybe even longer" She's not going to college. She quit her job. You know where this ends up? Cardboard box under a bridge. Is that where you want to say hello to your grand kids?"

She rolled her eyes, "Okay, you know, look, I understand. You're upset because you won't be taking your little buddy to work anymore."

"Oh, stop! That has nothing to do with it. I'm upset because Eve doesn't know how the world works, but thank God she's got an amazing father who cares enough about her to get her a lovely, loving kick on the ass." He turned and stormed out of the room too.

The next morning, Mike put his plan to work. He made Eve a very nice breakfast. He came over to the table, "You want another pancake?"

She looked up, "Yeah they're great."

He leaned over, "All right, there you go." He walked over to the counter.

She looked over at him, "Dad, are we, uh--are we cool?"

He looked to her, "Sure, why wouldn't we be?"

"Oh, okay, I just want you to understand that doing charity is really important to me, and Take Shelter Denver is a really good organization."

He leaned over the counter and wrote out something on a piece of paper, "It's a great organization. You know, your mom and I give quite a bit of money to them."

She smiled back at him, "Oh, really? That is so cool. Maybe I'll wind up using a hammer you guys brought or something."

He stepped over to the table, tore off what he wrote and handed it to her, "And wouldn't that be great."

She cut into her last pancake, "Yeah."

"There you go."

She stared up at him, "What's this?"

"That's a bill for what you had, pancakes, bacon and a coffee. Eight bucks."

She was shocked, "You're charging me for breakfast?"

He sighed and tore off another sheet of paper, "And rent! Congratulations, The hammer just came down." He turned and walked back to the counter.

"You're charging me rent in my family home? That's insane, Dad."

"No, I'm charging you way below market value. That's insane."

She came over with her plate, "But I'm your favorite, the one who goes to the gun range with you and the batting cages Even to Ronald Reagan's birthplace, where I was so moved, I wept at age 6. And you're telling me that's all worth nothing? NOTHING?!"

He shook his head, "I didn't charge you for the juice." He turned and put the eggs back in the fridge, "Listen, I just want you to know how the world works, Eve."

"I know how it works, Dad."

"No, you don't! I think you live in a bubble. Not a real one, because that would be very fragile and offer no real protection"

"So, you are charging me for this lecture, too? Because, I don't see it here on the bill."

"This paradise you live in is not real, all right? Unless you get that through your head, Take Shelter Denver's gonna be building you a house someday."

She stared at the bills, "So basically, I'm being punished for trying to get the most out of my gap year."

"Honey, I think you've lost focus. And I'm doing whatever I can to help you regain that, that's all."

Eve pulled her money out of her jeans pocket and counted it out, "Well, you know what?" She planted the money hard on the counter, ""Fine, count it, old man. No tip!" She turned and stormed out of the kitchen.

That afternoon, Eve came to his office at Outdoor man. He looked up, "Oh, hi, Eve, I didn't see you standing there. What's up?"

She walked in and stood before him, "Oh, I just thought about what you said about the "real world" and paying rent."

He smiled up at her, "And you came to your senses."

She glared at him, "I'm moving out!" She turned and stormed out again.

He got home and Vanessa was all over him, "What the hell is going on? Eve told me she's moving out. This is your fault. You started charging her for breakfast? Which is ridiculous because you always under cook the bacon. I mean, it's like I got a pig in my mouth."

He turned to her, "Want to get a glass of wine, and talk about this?'

She threw up her hand, "Oh, yeah, so you can charge me for that, too?"

"If I ran a tab for the wine you drink, you'd have to get a second job. "

She groaned out, "Stop it!"

"She's not going anywhere, okay?"

"Yeah, well, she sounded pretty serious to me, Mike."

"Yeah, well, she can't afford an apartment. How is she gonna afford her first and last month's rent? Sing them a song?"

She blurted out, "Yeah, yeah, I think that's better than money."

He was confused, "What?"

She backed off, "Well, I could see how a landlord wouldn't."

"What's she gonna put on the employment application? First job-volunteer?"

She nodded, "Oh, that's true, and she has no credit. I just don't want my little girl to move out."

He nodded, "I got it, got it. Apology accepted. Although, you might have to apologize again for that senseless attack on bacon."

Just them Mandy came down the stairs with a big box, "Where do you guys want me to store Eve's stuff? Because the sooner she's clearing out, the sooner I can knock down that wall, turn her room into my dream closet." She turned to Vanessa, "Oh, by the way, I'm turning her room into my dream closet."

"Mike yelled out, "Yeah, yeah, that's not gonna happen."

Vanessa snickered, "It doesn't look like Eve is moving out quite yet."

Mandy stared at her, "Oh, she didn't tell you guys? She already did. She's living in Kristen and Ryan's basement."

Vanessa went ballistic, "WHAT?! Ugh! It looks like she found a way around your master plan, Mike."

He went to the door and stormed out, "This has gone far enough, okay!"

Mike raced over to Kristen's house and walked down into the basement. There he found his youngest and favorite daughter. She was sitting in her twin bed strumming her guitar. He stopped and stared at her and realized for the first time, she had grown up.

Her extremely long chestnut brown hair was pulled back in a high, messy ponytail. Draped across her upper body was a loose fitting pullover t-shirt. It hung low and it was easy to see she wasn't wearing a bra. Below, her feet were bare and she was wearing a tight pair of blue jeans.

He approached her, "You know, when you were little, you ran away. I found you hiding behind the garbage cans." He looked around the basement, "This place is actually worse."

He stood over her, "What's going on?"

"Dad, I really don't want to argue"

"Tough, I do, starting with you leaving home and coming over here."

"Will you just hold on? I'm been trying to tell you that you were right"

"Oh no, no, don't start that. I want to stay mad right now"

She threw up her hands, "Okay, yes, I did move in here to get back at you."

He nodded, "Now it's starting to sound like an argument, good."

"But then I took one look at this spider hole and thought, oh, I am not that mad at him. I'm definitely moving back home."

He came over to her, "Why are you still here?"

"Okay, so, I had my orientation at Take Shelter today, and they have a list of families who would be happy to have a basement to stay in. And I got it. You were right, I do live in a bubble."

He shrugged, "Okay, you got it. Come home to the bubble, have your meatloaf."

"I can't. When I told you the whole point of my gap year was to figure out how I fit into the world, you said the real world. Well, it don't get any realer than this."

"Living in your sister's basement rent-free is not the real world."

"It's not free, I'm gonna pay rent. I'm gonna work part-time at the coffee shop as well as perform there"

"All right, I think you're taking this too far. I'm really happy that you're working, but I don't want you moving out of the house."

She shrugged, "It's really hard to grow up when you live with your parents, Dad. I know you and Mom will just do stuff for me. It's not your fault. I'm just.... I'm really adorable."

He stepped closer to her, "I thought that had peaked when we went to Reagan's birthplace, and you--you said it was "tickle-down economics."

"It's time for me to be on my own, Dad. That's what you've been preparing me for my whole life. And you did a great job."

He stood before her and drew her up off the bed and wrapped his arms around her. She threw her arms around his neck and they hugged as if it was the last time they would be together, but they were both wrong.

Eve made a bold move, just to prove to him she had grown. She wrapped her hands around the back of his neck and pulled him down towards her. Mike paused a moment to make sure that she wasn't just pretending, but he saw in her eyes, she wasn't. He roughly lowered his mouth to her bee-stung pink lips.

Their kiss was passionate. More like two lovers than father and daughter. Their tongue fought against one another's as their hands explored their partner's body.

Mike tugged at Eve's ponytail and as her head fell back, he rained kisses all along her long neck and clavicle. He broke the kiss and turned around. He sat down on the twin bed and looked up at her, "Eve, get out of that top and pants."

She took half a step back and licked her lips. she reached down and crossing her arms, she grabbed hold of the bottom of her loose fitting top. She drew it upwards and as it cleared her head, she tossed it to a nearly chair she unsnapped her jeans and turning away from him, she leaned over, sticking out her tiny, pert ass and lowered the jeans. She kicked them aside and again wiggled her ass at him. She turned back to face him. She stood before him in just a tiny pair if cotton panties. It was easy to see she was excited. There was dark, wet spot on the gusset of her panties.

Mike leaned back on his elbows and stared at the gorgeous, tight little body of his daughter. He loved her slightly small B cupped tits. Her flat belly and toned legs. He adored that pert little ass. He loved caressing it and slapping it and seeing it turn pink. He smiled up at her, "Take off your panties too, please."

She kept her eyes locked on his and slowly lowered them, leaving her totally naked in the cool basement. Her rock hard nipples grew stiffer in the cool air.

Mike sat up and reached out for her. He pulled her till her shins touched the bed. He leaned in and caressed one extremely firm tit. He lowered his head and his tongue flicked out and worried the dark brown nipple. His other hand found her other nipple. He pinched it roughly between his fingers causing her back to arch at the sudden pain, mixed with pleasure. He released it and closed his lips around that one too.

Mike wondered how many more chances he would have to experience Eve. He moved back and forth, from one nipple to the other as his fingers tortured the one he wasn't sucking on.

This went on and on and Eve's legs were shaking from the intense pleasure coursing through her lithe body. Her pussy was getting wetter by the moment. Her fat lips were already swollen and glistening with the dew from her pussy.

Mike finally released her tits and worked furiously stripping off his clothes so they could be joined together, naked in the passion that they both felt.

He sat back down on the bed and reaching out, he pulled her to the bed beside him. He urged her up into her knees and she went willingly. Mike guided Eve to the spot he wanted and suddenly stood alongside the bed.

Mike reached out and cupped her pretty face and ran his thumb along her cheek and wet, pink lips, "I want you to stay still. Do you think you can do that, Eve?"

She looked up at him and whispered lightly, "Yes!" At the same time she nodded.

He reached out and ran his hand along her slender shoulder and slid slowly down her sleek tapered back. He reached the base of her back and slipped beneath her and back up along her flat, heaving belly to her rock hard nipple again. He tweaked and rolled a nipple.

Eve arched her back, pressing her overly excited nipple harder into his fingers. She let out a yelp when she felt a stinging slap on her tiny tight ass. She threw her head back, "Sorry I moved, I'll keep still Daddy."

Mike resumed twisting, tugging and torturing her nipples and he saw Eve's breath coming in gasps now, but she still shook and swayed.

Mike planted yet another, harder slap on her ass. He kept his hand there, lightly caressing the soft, firm flesh of her ass. He reared back and slapped her yet again.

Eve braced herself for another slap, but as his hand caressed her ass again, this time he dipped his fingers between her tight cheeks and made his way to her pussy, slipping his fingers between those two fleshy cuntlips.

He slipped deeper into her pussy, "Seems like my little girl is a little turned on. Your pussy is extremely wet, Eve."

Mike's finger moved inside of her, probing her depths with each thrust. When he pulled out, she moaned being left empty. Slowly he dragged his fingers upward until it rested on her puckered hole. Barely touching it, he turned in circles around the starred hole.

Eve was shaking now with the need to be penetrated harder and deeper. She let out a gasp when she suddenly felt a gob of saliva land directly on her asshole. She felt the warm saliva ooze through her crack and down between her fleshy cuntlips.

Mike placed his and at the top of her spread cheeks. He slowly dragged a finger down over her asshole, between her cuntlips and his fingertip ended directly on her budding clit.

Her entire body stiffened as she felt a bolt of excitement warm her trembling body. She turned her head to stare up at him; she saw him smiling.

"Is this what you've been waiting for Eve?"

She nodded vigorously and gasped out, Oh yes, Daddy!"

He now used both hands, one was working lightly on her tiny clit as his other continued to tease and probe her asshole. He remembered the last time her fucked her ass. He came so hard and she went into spasms that seemed to be never ending. He whispered to her again, "Lean down and stick your ass out more, Eve."

She did as she was instructed. She reached for the pillow and dropped her head to it and arched her back, sticking her ass high in the air. She let out a loud grunt when she felt Mike's thumb slip into her puckered hole.

Mike's other hand released her clit and gently caressed her gorgeous ass, "So tell me Eve, do you like me playing with your asshole?"

She was gasping for air and hissed out, "Oh yessss!" She let out a shriek when he slapped it even harder than before.

Mike couldn't resist any longer. He climbed up onto the tiny bed. He sure hoped it was sturdy enough to hold the two of them. He positioned himself behind her. His thumb once again sank into her asshole. With his free hand he gripped his cock and swiped it up and down Eve's drenched pussy. Suddenly, without warning, he shoved him cock deep into her warmth and wetness, burying himself balls deep in her luscious pussy.

Eve was pushed forward and her head hit the block wall of the basement. She used that for leverage and pushed back, meeting his thrust. She growled out as she felt his thumb sink deeper into her asshole. She let out a deep breath and did her best to squeeze his invading shaft with her tight cunt muscles.

Mike played with her body like a fine violin, quickly picking up the pace as he sawed in and out of her pussy. Eve met each thrust, rocking back and forth, hoping the bed didn't collapse.

Eve was getting closer to the climax she sought. She sensed her dad was getting there too. She heard him grunting with each downward thrust. She felt his hot breath on her neck as he leaned over her,

Mike attacked her neck and ear and called out to her, "I'm about to cum Eve, play with your clit, I want you cumming with me too."

Eve's hand shot between her legs, she focused on her swollen clit instantly. She frantically rubbed the stiff nub back and forth.

Mike slowed his pace, wanting to make sure they came together. His thrusts were short and quick. He sank his thumb as deep as he could into her ass.

Eve's hand was a blur and she threw her head back, "Oh fuck me Dad, I'm cumming. Now, now, give it up to me. Oh fuck, I'm cumming!"

Mike doubled his efforts; he slammed into her as hard and as fast as he could. He grabbed hold of her long frizzy ponytail and pulled at it hard.

Her head came off the pillow and as their lips met, he began to pump stream after stream of his potent semen deep into her well fucked pussy.

Mike could feel her cunt muscles clutch and release his cock, milking every drop of cum he had to give. He felt her slimy, hot cunt juices bathing his cock and it intensified his orgasm.

Eve felt it too and her climax seemed to be never ending. She reached back and clutched at the back of his head as their mouths were fused together. Eve slowly relaxed, letting her legs slid down until she was laying flat on the bed. Her breathing was still coming in gasps and she felt her father's weight slowly slip away as he drew out of her.

Mike rolled her over and pulled back the comforter and blanket. He guided her slender, beautiful body under the covers. He tugged at them until he had her covered up. He leaned in and kissed her lightly on the lips and again on the forehead, "Sleep tight my baby, I'm going to miss you."

She smiled up at him, "You're not going to lose me, Dad. I'll always be your little girl. Come back and visit me once in a while, this was nice." She snuggled under the covered and closed her eyes."

His heart was breaking. He loved her in so many ways, but most of all as a father. He dressed slowly, never taking his eyes off of her. He leaned down and gave her one more tender kiss on the cheek. he closed off the light and headed back up the stairs to return to his house, minus one more daughter.

Eve met Rob at the coffee shop a couple months ago. It was the place she was working now to afford leaving home. It was a Friday night and he was home for the weekend from Colorado University in Boulder. He sat at the counter and Eve came over to him, "What can I get for you?"