Pure Pleasure Parody
"Are you gonna be in San Francisco long?" Nancy Pelosi asks... putting her diamond earrings back on.
I finish my rum and coke...still in bed. Nancy's on the other side, fully dressed... red pantsuit, beige blouse and heels.
"Nah... just here for you. I made a special trip for you."
"Awww...that's sweet. Thank you James. I know how popular you are... thank you very much." Nancy leans over and kisses me. She wipes her red lipstick off my lips with her thumbs... then fixes her lipstick, before she's ready to leave.
"Can I see you again next week James? It's my birthday." Nancy politely asks, smiling sweetly at me.
I look her over, then pull the covers down, exposing my 14 inch cock. I smirk at her, then get down to business. "Convince me baby." I lay back, confidently, left arm behind my head and light a blunt.
"Well, I'm already late for a meeting... (Nancy looks at me, my trim, muscular frame, blonde hair in cornrows and my monster cock)... but, they can wait a little while longer." She smiles a slutty smile, gets on all fours on the bed and crawls to my laid out, soft cock. Nancy slowly licks every inch of my perfect cock, leaving a trail of saliva all across my monster cock.
"I love your cock baby... it's so big!"
"I know." I smoke and lay my head back, eyes shut. Nancy softly grazes the sides of my very thick shaft, all the way up and down, kissing my cock, rubbing her sexy, mature face all over it. She worships my cock... I get that a lot. Nancy spends the next twenty minutes sucking me off, actually taking all 14 inches down her throat. She's a very talented cocksucker. She's told me, it's how she gets things done in DC.
I squeeze Nancy's 36D full, mature tits, while she gobbles down my manmeat... desperate for her third load of cum. I came in her ass and mouth already. Nancy gazes up at me, supreme lust in her sexy eyes. Her cheeks are puffed out wide around my massive cock, her tongue lathers my shaft as she sucks me faster and more aggressively.
"Mmmmmmmmmmmmm..." Nancy moans in her sexiest, sluttiest voice. I squeeze her right tit very hard and pump my cum into her sucking mouth... then she deepthroats me, so I pump nit down her fast swallowing throat. We've fucked a lot... she my most loyal client... so she's used to swallowing my huge load of jizz. Nancy handles it like a pro. She drinks down my cock cream, with a huge, cum eating grin on her lipstick smeared lips.
Nancy sucks me clean, then fixes her makeup once more. "So? Did I convince you baby?" Nancy smiles a sweet smile.
"Yes babe... I'll be back next week. It's your birthday... so no charge."
"Awwwww... You're the sweetest James." Nancy hugs me and kisses my cheek.
"I may bring a couple of others with me... make it an extra fun birthday party."
Nancy takes my blunt and finishes it. "Anything for you handsome." She winks at me. I ways have a fun time with Nancy Pelosi. Love her big, soft tits too.
A little later in my hotel room...
"You getting this Spence?"
"Yes sir."
My awkward, nerdy assistant Spence (From the King of Queens) is filming me ass fucking my beautiful mother in law Kris Jenner. Kris is bent over the foot of the hotel bed. She's nude, except for her black lacy bra and black heels. Her gorgeous D cups are hanging down, out of the cups. They are swaying wildly, as I drill that sweet mature ass... smacking it hard, driving my 14 inches up it, stretching that tight anus unbelievably wide.
"FUCK!! YOUR COCK IS SO BIG JAMES!! FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!" Kris screams out, squirting hard.
I smack her sweet ass hard again, then reach under her and slap her big, hanging tits hard as well. I slap both tits ,alternating, harder and harder. Kris screams out in a beautiful combination of pain and pleasure. I'm so turned in. I love rough sex... all sex... I'm a hedonist, I'm all about pleasure. I seek it out every second of every day. I'm also very much depraved in my sexual and pleasure seeking conquests. I fucking get off on twisted, depraved sex. You will see.
"Get your cock out Spence... you can fuck her ass next." Spence looks at me, not sure if I'm kidding him or not. I give him a serious look, so he knows to obey. He pulls his already hard cock out of his pants and continues filming.
Another of my assistants Alia Janine (pornstar turned comedienne) comes in, her truly spectacular 34G tits hanging over her white bra... nothing else on... and walks over to me. We kiss passionately, our tongues molesting one another's.
I drill Kris' ass faster, my cock flying up that mature booty. "FUCK!! I'M CUMMING AGAIN JAMES!! OH MY GODDDDDDDDD!!" Kris blasts out a huge pussy nut. I immediately cum blast her booty, my massive cock jerking and pumping out huge ropes of jizz, overflowing Kris' beautiful ass. "Uhhhhh...Mmmmmmmmm!!" Kris licks her lips, riding out our mutual orgasm... her hands on the foot of the bed.
"Oh my God that was great!" Kris leans back up to me and she, Alia, and I all kiss. I cup and fondle Alia's awesome tits, rubbing the tips of her large, rock hard nipples with my thumbs. I suck Kris' tongue, then Alia's. We kiss lusftully, all three mouths pressed tightly together. Their lips tasting so beautifully sweet.
Alia drops to her knees, pull my cock out of Kris' mature ass and sucks it clean. I love having Alia around. She fucking gorgeous, funny, and can fuck with the best. She's also perverted and twisted sexually... like me.
Alia sucks me dry, jerking my massive shaft, as she sucks the top half of my giant cock, licking all over the massive head, as she sucks. She softly chews on it... I love that... and smiles up at me, tickling my huge, hanging balls.
Alia puts my cock between her huge naturals and spits all over it, lubing it. She fucks my cock with her titties, shaking them all over my throbbing manmeat, licking and sucking the head. Alia pumps my cock with her gorgeous 34G's, faster and faster. I close my eyes, loving every awesome second. Kris softly bites my neck and pinches my hard nipples.
I grab Alia's brown haired head and grunt. Alia speeds up, smiling, fucking my hard throbbing cock with her perfect tits even faster. I look at her, stick out my tongue, and blast that sexy mouth with my jizz. Alia moans happily and drinks down my huge load. She gulps it all down, every single creamy drop.
"Ok Spence... they're all yours. Fuck some ass nerd boy!" I laugh, knowing Spence is so damn shy.