Disclaimer and Warning
THIS IS AN ADULT THEMED PARODY OF DC COMICS CHARACTERS!!!
This story contains sexually explicit material and situations between consenting adults. If you do not wish to read this type of literature, are under the age of 18, or it is illegal in your part of the world, PLEASE bypass this story for one more suited to you.
All the characters belong to DC Comics, a Time Warner Company. No Copyright infringement is intended. I just borrowed them so that they could have a sex life and to please some adoring fans out there. I have not received one red cent from writing this story and if you sue, all you'll get is two bad ass little girls. The only payment I wish is praise, criticism and some ideals for other stories.
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Authors Note.
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Well folk, this story has the typical Kenya trademarks of TMI (Too Much Information) and may come off as crass in some places and just down right graphic in others. Believe it or not, I was trying for Erotic Romance but ended up with something real close to Graphic Porn. Unfortunately, there aren't too many romantic ways to say, Dick, Cunt, Cock, Penis, Vagina and the all time favorite, Pussy. Who know…I may get desperate enough to write a Pornthesaurus. I'm running out of words to use here! So, if you faint at a strong word, if you haven't heard me talk before, or seen me loose my temper online, or if you haven't seen me rant, rave or cuss like a sailor on a Message Board, then I'd advise you AVOID, AVOID, AVOID!!! I tend to write the way I think and talk and, well, the story is first hand insight into the Princess of Tamaran and her dirty mouth. If it offends anyone, then sorry, I did warn ya. Because you didn't listen, now you got to suffer you're eyes burning.
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Thanks and Dedications
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This is a birthday present for Keith Kilburn!! The biggest Protector Fan in the world!!
Happy Birthday Keith!!!
Big Shout Out to Volpone and Wonko for beta reading it and giving a sista mad advice.
This was supposed to be part of an Easter challenge between Keith Kilburn and I…last year. It didn't get started off like we wanted last year, but at least the story will get finished. I just find it ironic that this story will be finished for Easter, this year. I guess you can even consider this a belated…way belated Birthday present for Keith whose Birthday was on the 6
th
or February! Again…Happy Birthday Honey!!!
This story can also be considered Story Number One of the "FIC PUSH" Rachel and I have between us. We're both horrible procrastinators when it comes to writing and we figure that this is the only way we'll get off our lazy buttocks and finish all those half written Titans stories on our desktops and out and about on the net. Don't laugh…its actually working believe it or not and it was MY IDEA!!! Shocking huh? Also, not so shocking, Rachel was on time with hers and guess who was late? Guess I owe you a prize. Call me and well see how deep in my pocket you can get.
With that said,
let my public humiliation commence!
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For those without a clue…
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Donna Troy
is one of the Original members of the superhero group, the Teen Titans and Wonder Woman's little sister. (This can be debated seeing as how Donna's history/origin has been re-written more then both Wonder Woman and Superman. It's three times as confusing and equally stupid when put together!)
Jason Hart
was the main character behind the Titan' s Drug Awareness Campaign books. Or rather, ended up being the main character when the George and Marv couldn't get the licensing and approval for Robin to be in the in the partially constructed books. A last minute change of hair color and costume and wa la! The Proctor was born!
Princess Koriand'r of Tamaran
is the beautiful alien princess and the resident Titan's teammate; Starfire. Beautiful and passionate, Kory is a handful 95% of the time. Born to the Royal throne of Tamaran, Kory was destined to rule, but revenge would rob her of that right. Kory spent years as a Citadellian slave in order to save her planet from destruction, a destruction her older sister, Princess Komand'r, planed for what she claims was the "neglectful" treatment she received at the hands of her parents. The accusation was false of course, but Kory paid the price nonetheless. Eventually Kory escaped and crash-landed on earth where she met and became a member of the Teen Titans and eventually fell in love with its leader, Dick Grayson a.k.a. Robin.
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Sometimes you find just what you're looking for…
Donna and Kory's Uptown Manhattan Penthouse, 7:32 p.m.
"Take it off! Take it off! Hurry up and take it off!" came the shout from the lips of Donna Troy. She was standing in the living room, along with her former roommate and team members, watching one of the finest men she had ever seen dancing on her coffee table, teasing her with a glimpse of flesh as he slowly started stripping. She was trying her damnest to give him all her money.
And was having the time of her life.
In the corner Kory Anders, a.k.a. Starfire, Princess of Tamaran, and Karen Duncan, the married Star Labs Scientist and former Titan, Bumble Bee, were staring in amazement at Donna. They just couldn't believe what they were seeing. Kory thought her eyes was going bad an hour ago when she saw Donna place a twenty in the strippers G-String…the
front
of his G-String. As far as she could remember, she has never seen Donna so forward and brazen in her life. Smiling to herself, she thought it became the Amazon.
"Will you look at her go?" came the thought from Karen Duncan. She had decided that the only place an old married lady should be at a bachelorette party was near a corner, preferably by the bar, which is where she was. Safely out of sight and out of trouble. The only problem with that was Kory was in the corner with her. Pulling her eyes away from the potential orgy scène, she gave her attention to the lovely alien sipping punch next to her side.
"Girlfriend, why are you over here in the old married ladies corner with me and not," pointing over at the well-muscled stripper and the ladies surrounding him, "with them?" Karen questioned.
Turning to see what Karen was pointing at, she found she was right on time to see Sharon Tracy and Lilith fighting over a very skimpy, black fishnet muscle shirt the stripper just pulled off. There was a lot of elbowing and face pushing, but after the brief struggle, Sharon was proclaimed the victor while Lilith was lying on the floor, looking disheveled and rubbing her scalp. She was looking at Sharon in amazement. Getting up from the floor, the psychic asked, "Did you have to pull my hair?"
Sharon crossed her arm and smirked at her. "Would you have turned loose the shirt if I hadn't?" she asked, watching the look that came across Lilith's face. "Yeah, that's what I thought." Taking the shirt and shaking it in Lilith's face, Sharon also added. "My mom always told me 'All's is Fair in Love and War, but when it comes to men, then you sucker punch the first woman getting in your way'."
"Sharon, you're a horny woman and you need help," came the dry reply
"I never said I didn't, did I? I just find it funny that you, Miss Flying Winged Alien, could call me horny when it's obvious you share the same problem."
"Touched a nerve, did I?" Lilith asked, relishing the thought.
"Oh no," came Sharon's certain reply. "Just pointing out that I'm not the only one up in here that needs some dick in their life," she said, giving Lilith a pointed look and watching her turn beet red. "Now, if we're finished playing 'Catfight', lets return to the stripper. Donna almost has the man out of his underwear!" Grabbing Lilith's hand, both ladies headed back over to the entertainment.
Turning back to her friend, Kory said, "That's why I'm not over there. I figure between Lilith and Sharon, I don't stand a chance. Besides, I know him. He's one of the male models I work with." She shrugged her golden shoulders. "It's nothing I haven't seen before and he's not Dick, so I'm not all that interested." She finished, grinning and winking at Karen.
"Well, Donna's plenty interested and having the time of her life," she said, watching the stripper turn around and give the ladies a nice view of his firm, muscular buttocks.
Donna started smacking him on his ass.
Laughing, Karen said, "See? See what I mean?"
"Yeah," Kory said, wiping tears from her eyes, "I do see what you mean. The normally reserved Donna Troy acting buck wild." She was smiling at Donna's attempt to peel the stripper out of his G-String. "Let the lady alone. Tonight is one of her few nights of freedom left. Why not let her get it out of her system?"
Putting her punch cup in the trash and rubbing her hands along the sides of her blue jeans, Karen said, "Well, I think it's about time to see what I can do over there. Donna has managed to get him up out of his G-String and I want an up close view," she said, winking at Kory and turning to leave, heading for the cluster of ladies. "Hey! Save some for me!" she shouted.
Kory leaned against the wall and thought.
Well, I guess it's you and me tonight, punchbowl
. She was so deep in thought; she didn't notice Bette Kane walking toward her until she was right in her face.
Smiling at the blonde, she asked, "Did they run you off?"
Laughing at the question, Bette answered, "Yeah, you could say that. I thought Karen was the 'happily-married-I-don't-need-to-see-a-stripper-I-love-my-man' type?" Watching Kory nod, she said, "Well, she's over there acting like anything but. I couldn't get my act together because she's over there trying to hog the honey!" Watching Kory rapidly start to blink, as if in shock, Bette grabbed the alien and pulled her away from her corner. She then pointed to where the women had gathered. Sure enough, Karen was rubbing the strippers legs, making eye-to-eye contact with the object she was so curious about. She looked like a woman on the verge of making a discovery.
Before Kory had the chance to comment, she heard the doorbell ring.
"Think I better go and get that," she said, heading for the door.
Bette had an idea.
While Kory went to answer the door, Bette called out, "I'll just go and freshen the punch and snacks," turning around and making a beeline for the punchbowl and the kitchen.
Kory on the other hand was wondering who was at the door. All the people she had invited were there and accounted for, unless Donna or one of the other women invited someone. Of all possible people she imagined being at the door, he wasn't one of them.
