(Original publication: 11/5/2021
Editorial changes, updates, and few minor changes: 2/24/25)
Chapter 2- Thorium Point
It's been a year and a half since I came to Azeroth. A year and a half in a world that was only a game to me before that, and now I'm a husband to a dark iron dwarf woman and a father to our child. Birdette gave birth within days after our transference from Blackrock Mountain. We teleported straight to a translocation room within the Inn at Thorium Point and no one gave Birdette a second thought. That was not the case for me.
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6 months earlier-
"Oh! Hey there Birdie! How long has it been?" A marbled gray Dark Iron dwarf greeted us in a husky dwarven accent as we walked out into the tavern.
Birdette's head snapped around to see who was greeting us, and then smiled brilliantly before trotting forward and hugging the young woman as she laughed, "How do ye be, Agnes? By the mountain's heart, it do be good to see ye again! I think it do be fifteen years!"
Agnes and Birdette pulled away. Agnes laughed and put her hand on Birdette's belly and gasped, "By the anvil Birdie! Ye'r pregnant!"
Looking over at me she asked with less brogue than Birdette, "And who is this?!"
Birdette laughed even as her dark gray cheeks blushed a darker rosy color. Finally, she pulled back and gestured to me, "Agnes, this do be ma husband, Hruthgar."
Agnes's glowing red eyes opened wide in surprise as she looked me up and down. I suddenly felt very self-conscious. Before being summoned to Azeroth I was twenty-five years old, so I was now twenty-six. I found myself swallowing nervously under Agnes's gaze and scratching a thick strawberry-blonde beard I had spent the last year cultivating. The one thing I could do was grow a good beard, but I was never going to be able to compete with the likes of dwarves. Still, Birdette liked it.
Leaning in toward Birdette, Agnes whispered loud enough so that I overheard, "Damn Birdie, I knew ye liked 'em tall, but I didn't realize ye'r into humans!"
"Neither did I," Birdette confessed, and then deflected, "Agnes, we're looking to catch a caravan headed out of the Searing Gorge."
Agnes shook her head as she answered, "Ye're not going anywhere for at least the next four months. The passes are completely impassable right now. We're in the middle of the worst winter in twenty years."
"Damn!" Birdette hissed in disappointment as she looked back at me before asking, "Then, is there a room at the inn or a house to rent?"
"Wait here," Agnes said as she led us into the Inn's tavern and sat us down at a table, "I will speak with Overseer Oilfist and see what can be arranged for ye."
Birdette nodded as we both sat down. I looked at her nervously and asked, "You don't think they would just toss us out to freeze, do you?"
Birdette gave me a grim look as she idly rubbed her belly for reassurance before answering, "They certainly could, and be well within their rights. But, I do nae think they will, at least, nae ma." She teased with a naughty smile.
"Thanks," I mumbled under my breath and looked down at the tabletop.
Seeing my worry, Birdette got up and moved around to sit beside me. She wrapped her arms around mine and cuddled up close as she laid her head on my shoulder as she promised, "Do nae worry ma love, ye ma summoned sex slave. Ye mine! Where I go ye go, and ye go I go. Surely they will nae throw us both out into the cold."
The wait was agonizing. Time seemed to creep by at a snail's pace. The fire was warm until the door to the inn was opened, letting in a blast of cold air as Agnes hurried in and was followed by Overseer Oilfist. He was a short stout dwarf with eyes that burned like hot coals, long white hair and beard, and a formidable face with strong features. He stomped in, grumbling loudly as he shook off the snow and looked around the tavern. He spotted us and grimaced, but then let Agnes lead the way over to us and make introductions.
"Birdette, ye need nae introduction," Agnes said dismissively as we both stood up to greet the leader of Thorium Point, "Like I said Overseer, Birdette has returned pregnant and married to this human."
"Hello sir," I said by way of introduction, "I'm married to Birdette."
Oilfist's eyes flitted from me to Birdette and back as he visually weighed us. Finally, he asked, "Birdette, ye were on a mission. How did this happen? And, why have ye returned early?"
"Overseer," She started with a submissive nod of her head, "As ye know, I have been doing ma job at the Grim Guzzler for fifteen years now. Ye sent no one to relieve ma all that time. I was sixteen when ye sent ma on the mission, and now I do be thirty-one. Thirty-one! Rightly so, I was lonely. So, I summoned a potential husband, and well, he was the one summoned. Afterward, well, this is what happens when ye have nae else to do after work."
"A summoning," Oilfist gasped as he shook his head, "Ye used a summoning scroll? For him? Do we be going to now have an army of humans galloping up to our doorstep demanding that their human be returned?"
"Nae, Overseer," Birdette answered as she shook her head adamantly in denial.
"No sir, no one will come looking for me," I answered, interrupting Birdette. "I was summoned from another world. If anything, those that would miss me think I am dead."
Oilfist looked at me then cut his eyes to Birdette then cut his eyes back to me and looked me up and down and grimaced, "Well it's a good thing she got ye out o' Blackrock, surely sooner o' later ye would've ended up in someone's cooking pot. So, tell me, lad, do ye have any skills at all?"
"I haven't left Birdette's apartment for a year," I answered, "I have no skills, but I am eager to learn."
"What about martial skills," He asked next, "Can ye use a sword, axe, or bow?"
I shook my head and he sighed and nodded before saying, "And a right tender delicacy ye would have been too."
Looking at Birdette and her belly he sucked on his teeth, then looked back to me and continued, "I will find a home for ye both. Birdette, ye will work here at the inn and tavern to pay yer way. As for yer husband, can I have yer name lad?"
"Hruthgar," I answered.
"Right, Hruthgar," Oilfist said as he scratched at his beard, "At least yer mother named ye well. Well, mister Hruthgar ye will come and work for me. We're gonna make ye worthy o' a Dark Iron wife! Ye will apprentice as a blacksmith and miner, and we will teach ye how to use a sword, axe, and spear. If ye wanna learn the bow ye will need to find an elf."
I sighed in relief and hugged Birdette before turning to Oilfist and answering, "Thank you, sir! Anything you are willing to teach me, I will eagerly learn. Thank you!"
He stood there looking me up and down and sucking on his teeth until he finally nodded. Turning to Agnes he tossed her a coin and said, "Put them in a room for the night, on me."
Turning back to me and Birdette he continued, "Birdette, I'm sure ye know yer job by now, don't be late. Hruthgar, I will see ye in the morning, and then I will introduce ye to Mastersmith Burninate."
"Yes sir," I replied eagerly.
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