Attac of the Gassy Gilfs

All characters are over 18 years old.

Katey let out an extremely loud fart before the long, thick piece of shit came out of her ass.

She was already cleaning herself when she started to hear voices.

"I saw how you looked at her", said a familiar female voice.

"Are you jealous?" asked a man, apparently younger. "I really like her, but she's just a friend. I love you."

"Then prove it!" the older woman demanded. Katy was almost certain it was Laurie Metcalf.

A silence filled the bathroom, but soon go then Katey heard the sound of a powerful fart.

"Do you like this?" the woman said again.

"Of course you do; I heard you telling her that."

"He likes mine, obviously," said a third voice.

"What are you doing here?"

"I should be asking", declared the new person in the room. Katey thought it was Christine Baranski. "He's mine."

"Yours?"

"Yes, Kaley said I could have him after the episode. I held in my farts all day just to vent on that pretty face later."

"He loves me, not you. It doesn't matter what his boss said, girlfriends take priority."

"Girlfriend? You?" said Christine in a mocking tone.

"Better than being an old bitch who doesn't respect her late husband."

"How dare! I..."

Katey had heard enough. She couldn't allow two incredible women to fight over the rights of who could fart on a man in a studio bathroom.

"Enough!" she demanded as she left her cabin, completely naked from the waist down.

"Who do you think you are..." Christine began, but Katey interrupted her and let out a loud, smelly fart.

"I'm the one in charge here," she stated confidently. "I just left a generous turd in the toilet and I swear whoever interrupted me is going to have to eat it.

Now let's talk peacefully. I want to know what's going on here."

"That old bitch is trying to steal my boyfriend," Laurie said.

"No offense, please. I understand your frustration, but let's remain polite," Katey stated in a calm manner.

"Now you, Christine."

"I was just trying to get my farts out. I've known Max since him was little and he always loved the smell of my ass. Plus, I had already booked time with his boss."

"How about we let him choose? He's young and strong, I'm sure he can handle three older women."

Max, who until then had remained silent, decided to act for the first time.

"If so, I'd rather start with you Katey", the boy declared. "Sorry, Laurie, but I've been eyeing that ass all day."

Laurie sighed, resigned. "If that's the case, feel free, but we'll have to have a good talk later."

The boy paid little attention. He knelt down and started licking Katey's filthy ass, who moaned when she felt his tongue moving around her small, smelly pink ass.

"Your ass is delicious," Max stated. He then rose to his feet; he was holding his own hard dick. "You don't mind if I play with your ass a little, right?"

Katey didn't care. Not only had her husband stopped smelling her ass, he had also started to constantly complain about the smell of her farts. He was no longer the affectionate man with whom she shared her joys and sadness, but a selfish and petty man who only used her for his own pleasure.

She was bent over, her hands resting on the wall. Nothing came. She turned around and saw that Laurie was holding the boy from behind while Christine grabbed him by the dick.

"You can only eat after you smell the ass of all three," said the actress who plays Mary Cooper. "My ass already misses your face."

Christine's hand massaged the thick meat stick slowly. She didn't stop even when Katey's violent blast hit her hands.

"My goodness," Laurie said, pinching her nose with her fingertips. "Your farts are really loud. Your husband is a lucky man. My ex could never handle a blast like that."

"Neither does my late husband, may God rest his soul. But Max's lineage is elite. You need to see the smell of his mother's farts."

"Leave my mom out of the conversation," Max said and, a few seconds later, fired a blast into Penny's mom's ass.

"Sorry, Katey."

Beverly's interpreter released the boy's dick and helped Laurie gently place him on the floor.

"Now it's my turn", Christine placed her ass on the boy's face, covering his entire head with her dress.

"Why you?" Laurie questioned.

"Laurie, she booked first," Katey argued in favor of her colleague.

Laurie inserted his erect penis into her ass. " Christine would fart in his face, but Laurie would keep all the cum for herself.

Chistine's wet fart made Max's dick harden quickly; Laurie noticed immediately. Mary's actress moaned as she inserted, inch by inch, her boyfriend's dick into her old ass.

Christine let out another fart, long and smelly.

"I wouldn't want to be you", she declared and let out another big fart.

Katey observed the situation patiently. She knew her turn was coming.

"OH MY GOD!" Laurie took his dick out of her ass, causing the cum to fall on Max's waist and stomach; Christine also left, shortly after releasing a fourth fart.

Penny's mother wasted no time. She lay on top of Max and gave him a passionate kiss on the mouth. Then, she got on all fours, letting the man choose which of the holes to use.

"YES YES FUCK MY PUSSY!" Katey exclaimed; Max moved in and out of her wet vagina like an animal.

30 minutes later, he came.

"That was amazing," Katey declared as she wiped the cum off her ass with a piece of paper. "Kaley is lucky to have you working for her."

"And I'm lucky to have a real man," Laurie admitted and kissed her boyfriend on the cheek.

"I think..." before Christine could finish, the bathroom door opened and Mayim Bialik appeared on the scene.

"Kaley told me he would be here. Am I late to the party?"

No, Amy hadn't been late, but that's a story for next time.