All characters are over 18 years old.
Katey let out an extremely loud fart before the long, thick piece of shit came out of her ass.
She was already cleaning herself when she started to hear voices.
"I saw how you looked at her", said a familiar female voice.
"Are you jealous?" asked a man, apparently younger. "I really like her, but she's just a friend. I love you."
"Then prove it!" the older woman demanded. Katy was almost certain it was Laurie Metcalf.
A silence filled the bathroom, but soon go then Katey heard the sound of a powerful fart.
"Do you like this?" the woman said again.
"Of course you do; I heard you telling her that."
"He likes mine, obviously," said a third voice.
"What are you doing here?"
"I should be asking", declared the new person in the room. Katey thought it was Christine Baranski. "He's mine."
"Yours?"
"Yes, Kaley said I could have him after the episode. I held in my farts all day just to vent on that pretty face later."
"He loves me, not you. It doesn't matter what his boss said, girlfriends take priority."
"Girlfriend? You?" said Christine in a mocking tone.
"Better than being an old bitch who doesn't respect her late husband."
"How dare! I..."
Katey had heard enough. She couldn't allow two incredible women to fight over the rights of who could fart on a man in a studio bathroom.