~Ok, here's the bottom-line of the story...basically, it's just about me, my girlfriend and a certain "angel."~
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Lemme tell you a little about myself. I've been watching Dark Angel ever since it came on. From the second I saw Jessica Alba, I was seriously in love with her. The first time I saw the commercial for Dark Angel, I was like, "OH MY GOD!! There is no way that somebody can be THAT beautiful." Ever since then, I've bought every magazine with her on the cover, cut out every picture and kissed each one every night before I go to bed. Anyway, now that you know that I'm basically obsessed with Jessica Alba, I'll tell you the story of how I met her and got to "know" her.
I was watching Dark Angel, and then there was a commercial to fly to the actual set of Dark Angel, and MEET JESSICA ALBA. Of course, I paid VERY close attention to the commercial. I followed every direction that it told me to do. All I had to do was send something over the internet. Now, of course, I wasn't exactly being like, "Oh, I'M gonna win. Not that many people watch Dark Angel." Please, I'll have like a million-to-one odds of actually getting to meet the "Angel" of my dreams.
I immediately entered in to win. Of course, I watched the show every week, but I just HAD to work the ONE DAY they were gonna tell who the winner was. There was no way I could get out of it, only if there was a nuclear war going on and a bomb was gonna be dropped on my place of business (not gonna tell ya'll what that is). So, I taped it, and me living in NJ, it's on at 9, and I don't get out of work until like midnight, fucken assholes. Needless-to-say, I hopped into my jaguar convertible (in my dreams) and sped home, rewound the video and played it.
It was just basically another story about Jessica kicking the shit out of those Project Manticore assholes. Then, the end of the show came, and they were announcing the winner of the contest, and who the hell would've known. It was Brian Hardy of Bridgewater, NJ (me). Of course, I just start screaming at the top of my lungs. I was making no sense, I was like hysterical. I was crying, that's how damn happy I was. I bragged about it to all of my friends, co-workers and family members. And I got to pick another person to go with me, and that would have to be my girlfriend, Amanda. Then, the day came...
I packed my bags, we went to the airport, went on a VERY long 6 hour plane trip, got into an amazing limo, and went to the set. When we got there, we got to meet the director James Cameron and all of the cast and crew...and we were on set for Jessica's first shoot of the day. In my head, I'm saying "FINALLY I GET TO MEET THE GODDESS." The first second I saw her in person, I thought that I had died and gone to heaven. She walked up to Cameron, who we were with. "Hi, you must be the contests winners..." Jessica said in the sweetest voice I've ever heard before I cut her off with "I LOVE YOU SO MUCH JESSICA!!" I said it so loud that the entire cast and crew could probably hear me. Of course, we started talking and everything, and she was seriously coming onto me, AND my girlfriend. Now, Amanda seemed beyond pissed. She was pissed because I was basically confessing my love to Jessica right in front of her face, and Jessica and I were getting a little touchy-feely. Anyway, Amanda wasn't the only one getting mad.
Cameron just yelled "JESSICA, WE GOTTA SHOOT NOW!!" I apologized for taking up so much of her time, and he hugged and she went to go shoot a fighting scene. "My God, her hair smells good" is all I was saying in my head. Anyway, before she left, she said "Wait until this scene's done, so that we could talk some more." Did she thinking I was gonna leave? I NEVER wanted to leave. The scene was great. I'm amazed that she actually could jump and do all of that stuff over and over and over again. Well, whatever. After the shoot for the day was done, she came up to me and Amanda and told us to follow her. I would follow her to the end of the world. She took us into her trailer, which was beautiful. It was basically, a crappy NY apartment, except made for a queen. It had a bed, a desk, stove, sink, and a small little bedroom. Not much stuff, but then again, all the actors do in the trailer is just sleep and try to relax. Anyway, we went into the trailer, and she told us to come and sit down onto her bed.
So, there we were, me, my girlfriend and Jessica all sitting on her bed in her trailer at like 11:30 at night. We ended up having nothing to talk about, and then Jessica, out of nowhere asks "You two don't mind if I change into my PJs in front of you, do you?" Like I'm gonna say no. I looked to my Amanda, and then she replied "I don't have a problem with it, only if I can help." There were so many things going through my head then, things like "What the hell did she just say?"
"Does she actually mean that?"
"Is my girlfriend bisexual?"