THE POST-CREDITS SCENE
"Huh, so it was Agatha all along..."
Surrounded by a massive bank of glowing screens, a lone figure watched the chaos unfold.
Right from the beginning this woman had surveyed the psycho-sexual drama portrayed in bright, sitcom style hues. And of course, she had enjoyed every second:
The arrival of Natasha and her affair with the housewife version of Wanda. The grotesque magic show with 'Agnes', the failed intervention of Monica, the costume party and finally the insane showdown between the neighbours of Westview.
Watching on the monitors Maria Hill smirked as the raunchy sitcom finally drew to an inevitable close.
So the 'Witch' Agatha Harkness had been vanquished and Wanda Maximoff was gone... perfect.
Of course the loss of Natasha, her most valuable asset, was a set back. Replacing a Black Widow was no easy feat. But it was her off-the-book sub-missions that were truly the redhead's power; the sexual skills Maria had trained into her from the beginning of Natasha's time with the Avengers.
Over years Maria had sculpted Natasha into the ultimate weapon of sex; taking the beautiful redhead and using her as a whore. By aiming the Widow at unsuspecting targets Maria had manipulated soldiers, super women and even goddesses into enacting her grand plan.
But now the Black Widow was dead; a final act of sacrifice that left the dominant Director without her perfect tool. Maria sighed; an ass like Romanoff's would be hard to replace indeed.
Turning her head, Maria glanced down at her companion. Monica Rambeau was unconscious, the frazzled Captain still recovering from her cosmic two-way booty blasting. Naked and vulnerable to Maria's whims; the SWORD agent lay on her front to rest her ruined ass.
Given time Maria could make Monica into a new sub-mission agent. After all, Maria had once done something similar with the girl's mother... And it helped that Monica was already broken in; Agatha Harkness had definitely been useful for that. Usually it took months to breakdown an Agent's guard and build her back into the perfect sexual manipulator. But thanks to the Witch's magic and her own perseverance, Monica would prove far less difficult to train.
Staring down at the SWORD agent's huge ass Maria whistled; the professional astronaut's once tight hole left a gaping black hole thanks to the combined efforts of herself and Agatha.
Unbeknownst to Monica however, her failed attempt to return to Westview had proven something far more valuable to Maria:
