Intro: This story is not fact. It is fiction derived from the deepest darkest corners of my imagination. It is loosely based on real celebrities and the very little I know about them, but the story itself is fiction and not real. It contains depiction of graphic sex and other adult themes, so it is not suitable for the close-minded or those under 18 or people in areas where things like this are illegal. If that includes you, please stop reading now.
Thanks to Deman for requesting this story.
I broke several of my personal rules in writing this story. This story was researched and written in just over six hours to fulfill a perceived need for site updates. It was written about two celebrities who I had never heard of before the request was made, and who I have never seen before in anything. I only know them and the show East Enders from fansites and online encyclopedias. I've never seen East Enders or the celebrities in anything and I've only been to the London airport, so I hope everything came out right.
That said, on with the show!
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A Request For Help.
London, England. March 2006.
Help. The most awful and most marvelous word in the English language. I recently found out how true this is. If you will listen, I will tell you how.
Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Frank Martin. I'm in the transportation business. No, I'm not the guy the movies are about. I just share his very common name and job. I transport people and things without asking too many questions. By birth, I come from Houston, Texas. My adopted city, though, is London, England. I've lived here a number of years, and for most of them, I've driven a cab. Usually, it's small potatoes jobs. Get a person or package from one place to another, that's it. Most of my tasks involve everyday people and the things I see are pretty normal. It's lonesome work, but at least it pays well.
It's nowhere near as exciting as some jobs. Some transporters I know have way more interesting lives. My buddy David Wu for example. He drives exclusively for Keira Knightley. Me, I drive for any Tom, Dick, or Jane I pick up on the street.
I've lived in London for the past seven years or so. I love it here. There's odd sights around every corner. The laws make more sense to me than those of America, and a lot of the people seem nicer and smarter in many ways. The TV shows have fewer commercials, the streets are cleaner, there's less traffic. There's a sense of history here, and a sense of literature. Neither is denied or hidden, instead they are honored. Yes, America is better in many ways. It does the same things in many ways. It's also a good country. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh yes. My recent encounter with a request for help.
Said request of course came from one of my passengers. I picked her up outside of BBC Worldwide Headquarters, Broadcasting House, Portland Place. I was in that part of town because it usually gets me a lot of business. Lots of entertainers don't like to drive themselves, and they pay well. Great tippers. She flagged me down outside the BBC studio building. I pulled over immediately. I recognized her. If you live in London and you watch the BBC, you'd probably recognize her too.
Her name was Kellie Shirley. She has been a regular new character on the popular BBC soap opera East Enders for the past few months. You don't know East Enders? Well, it's set in London's East End, it's a serial drama about families and gangs. It's very highly rated and well-written, mostly because of its realism. Despite its constant nagging from the critics, it has won several awards. Some of its storylines have dealt with violence, rape, AIDS, religion, murder, and other controversial topics. It's very inspiring, as inspiring as Dallas or any other classic American soap opera. Kellie's character, Carly Wicks, is inspiring in particular. She is clever, intriguing, and very skilled at a variety of tasks. She's a woman, and she works in a garage. She's also a huge soccer fan. Physically she's a beautiful blonde. Shapely body, nice hair, killer legs, capital knockers. Today she's wearing a nice silk red pantsuit. Jeweled butterfly brooch at the left breast, buttoned-up top, knee-length skirt, sheer white stockings. Ouch!
There she was now, flagging me down. Standing outside Broadcasting House, smiling like a beacon. I immediately pulled over and grinned as I opened the door of my black Rolls-Royce Phantom. How do I afford a Rolls-Royce, you ask? They're cheap over here, and they're still classics. "Hello, ma'am," I greeted Kellie. "I'm Frank Martin."
"I know who you are," Kellie said. "I need your help."
"Help is something I gladly give," I replied. "Where can I take you?"
"I'll come right to the point," she said, getting in and closing the door behind her, lounging on the backseat. "This is going to be an unusual request."
I paused, frowning at her. I adjusted my Astros cap- yes, I live in London, but I'm still a fan of American baseball- and looked at myself and her in the rearview mirror. My blue eyes blinked once, then twice, then I shrugged. I get "unusual requests" every now and then, especially when I work this area. Usually they're fun stuff. Not simple transport jobs. They involve danger, excitement, adventure. Nothing on the order of the movies about my namesake, understand. I hardly crave these things, my normal life is trouble enough. Still, they're great when they occur. Don't you agree? I have quite a reputation for allowing people to indulge in them, helping them. It's a good thing to do in my business. Kellie and I have never met before, but obviously she's heard of my reputation. She's a fan of mine, or she wouldn't have flagged me down like this and made such a request. I too am a fan of hers, so I know her as well as any fan can. I am quite willing to help her out.
"What is it?" I asked, my tone cautious but interested.
"Take me to the East End," Kellie said. "Hackney. Conrad's. We're making a pickup."
I paused again, taking in the directions. The real East End of London is nowhere near the crime-ridden neighborhood the media portrays. They naturally exgaggerate, summarize, leave things out. The East End is really a pretty nice place, a place of varied cultures and lives. It's a wonderful place to live- I myself live in Redbridge. Still, though, some parts are dangerous. Hackney in particular. Hackney is an area that has more crime and poverty than a lot of other places. It's very much a ghetto, inner city. And Conrad's- that's a disreputable location of the worst sort. Every city has places like it. One of those bars where trouble happens every night, one can't seem to stop it. The place just attracts the wrong crowd and encourages them. Who the heck could we be picking up there? Or what?
I turned and looked directly at Kellie. "I have rules, you know. No drugs."
"We're not picking up drugs," she insisted. "We're picking up a friend of mine. She's got herself in a spot of trouble."
That's different, I thought. Trouble. I never like seeing people in trouble. Especially not women. And this woman is likely a celebrity, just like Kellie. I may even be a fan of hers. Thus I decided to assist the lass. "Tell me about this friend," I said, pulling out from the curb and starting to head for Hackney.
"Her name is Jessie Wallace," Kellie began hesitantly. "Have you heard of her?"
I thought for a moment, then nodded. Jessie Wallace. Who in London hasn't heard of Jessie Wallace? Long-running member of the East Enders cast, veteran actress, native daughter of this fair city. Her character, Kat Slater Moon, is known as a fiery vixen on the show. A man-chaser and man-eater, frequently drunk and lusty. Despite this, she's kind and internally wholesome. A tart with a heart. Jessie's one of my favorites on the show. I laugh at her antics all the time. At the same time, though, I'm worried about her. It's been reported in the tabloids quite a lot that she is in reality very much like her character. Alcohol problems, depraved sexual habits, drunk driving arrests. I don't know how much is true and how much isn't. Like most fans, I don't speculate. Hearing her name now, though, and where we were going, I found myself worried. Worried as all-get-out.
"Kat Slater Moon," I replied to Kellie's query. I felt my tone deepening, my pug face going into a frown. "She's at Conrad's?"
"Yes, I'm afraid so," Kellie sighed. "She went there and I need to get her out."
"You got on the show after she left," I reminded her. I'm a fan of East Enders. I know a lot about it. "You don't know her. What do you care where she goes?"
"I care," Kellie snapped, her pale face turning angry. "We all care. Hurt one of us, you hurt us all. That's not just the theme of our show, you know. It's a fact of how one has to live."
I mused over this for a moment. As she said these words, we passed the Chinese Embassy. I noticed the Falun Gong protesters standing vigil outside it. So many old faces, so many new. A tight-knit community with shared ideals, beliefs. Just like so many real East End families, and the cast of East Enders too, I guessed. I looked back at Kellie. "You're new on the show," I said. "You want to prove yourself."
"Yes," Kellie nodded, smiling again. "Yes, I do."
"Well, well, well," I muttered, looking around at the road as we turned a corner. Traffic is light today, but enough to keep me busy. It's not rush hour, not yet. The weather is cloudy, but nice. Thinking on this, I turned back to Kellie. "This is about how many times Jessie has left the show and then come back, right? You think you can get her to come back again. This isn't for ratings, is it?"
"No," Kellie snapped immediately. "It's for her. She's got a kid, you know. She needs to raise him right."