In the tavern behind a well-kept bar stood a woman. Lithe and slender, beautiful and blonde. Hair loose except a few small braids. Her blue eyes are electric under the lights from above. I moved slowly through the crowd and stood at the oak counter, and waited.
The woman moved quickly, from one order to the next. She never stopped. Yet every customer left satisfied with custom drink or beer in hand. She was intoxicating to behold.
"What can I get you?" She asked the college-aged man before me.
"Your number and hot night at my place." He replied. I frowned, chargrinned. That was a terrible line. One I am sure she was used to.
"Anything from the menu or drink list?" She deflected expertly. He ordered and then did not move on. She waited and finally he tried again.
"Seriously, babe. What time are you off?" The bartender frowned.
"Sorry, I don't date customers and I have a boyfriend, next please." She called
Stepping around the man, I smiled at her. Being older and undoubtedly more mature, I hoped he got the not so subtle hint. I doubted he would, though.
"Hello, Miss. Can I get a scotch on the rocks?" I said, requesting politely. She nodded and moved to the shelf that bore the weight of many bottles.
"Yo, old guy. I was standing there. You're messing up my game." The kid, probably a rich man's son, complained.
"Then try a new one," I answer and laugh.
"A new one what?" He growled.
"A new game, one you might be better at. Looks to me like you're a novice playing on expert level in a game you've never won," I reply cordially. The young lady behind the bar stifled her snicker.
"Hey, fuck you man!" The punk says in reply. I turn, saying nothing, but look at him with my eyes sternly. My eyes scream menace and that I'll broker no nonsense. He moves forward and then pauses, changing his mind.
"Asshole," he murmurs and walks away mumbling "stuck up bitch isn't worth it anyway." I shrug and turn back around.
"Sorry, miss. I am sure you get jerks like that often. I could not help but intervene on your behalf and your boyfriends," I say as she hands me a glass.