Jeff was having the worst day of his life. After being fired from his job he went home only to discover that his roommate had a girl over. The tie on the doorknob was his cue to beat it. Oh well, he thought, I could use a good beer anyway. While making his way through the busy streets, Jeff noticed some posters advertising the Britney Spears concert on the fifteenth. In two days, he thought.
Imagine being that rich. Travelling all over the world and making money for singing a bunch of shitty pop tunes didnât sound that bad.
âJust hilarious,â he thought to himself, âShe does nothing and gets millions. I work my ass off and get fired!â
Still thinking about the attractive singer, Jeff ran into a stranger and nearly knocked her down.
âI am so sorry,â he apologised. âIâm so clumsy! I was lost in my thoughts and I didnât even see you. Are you all right?â
It was then that Jeff noticed something peculiar about this woman. She had a baseball cap pulled low over her face and wore large, black sunglasses. Jeff could only tell that it was a woman he was talking to because of the long, blonde hair that leaked out from under her cap. She muttered something about being fine and that it was her fault and started to walk away but Jeff was persistent.
âI canât just let you go off without properly apologising. Tell you what, I was just heading for the Black Tavern and I would gladly buy you a drink. Unless youâre busy, of courseâŠâ When she didnât answer Jeff held out his hand and introduced himself, âIâm Jeff.â
After casting a furtive glance around she shook his hand.
âIâm Britney.â
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Jeff and Britney were sitting in a dimly lit corner of the tavern. She had not removed her hat and glasses but that was all right with Jeff. Sitting across from her, he could not help but be attracted to his new acquaintance. Now that she had unzipped her jean jacket, Jeff could see Britneyâs large breasts pushing against her tight T-shirt. Part of his mind was in the conversation and the other was contemplating ways of ripping off her clothes and fucking her savagely.
Britney was also being drawn in by her new friend. She couldnât help but feel as though she had known Jeff her entire life. She felt so unexplainably comfortable with him. It had been such a long time since Britney had had a good fuck and she was getting extremely horny.
âListen Jeff, Iâm only in town for the Britney Spears concert and I was wondering if you would like to come back to my hotel room with me,â with that she removed her sunglasses and baseball cap to reveal who she really was.
âOh my god!â Jeff almost choked on his beer. âYouâre Britney Spears!â
After his initial shock Jeff realised that he was probably making Britney uncomfortable.
âI know we just met Britney but if youâre as horny as I am then letâs not wait for the hotel. Follow me.â Jeff stood up and calmly walked into the womenâs bathroom where they were not likely to be interrupted by the all-male customers of the dirty, old tavern. No one but Britney seemed to notice Jeffâs departure. She in turn walked into the rarely used womenâs bathroom without being missed.
The bathroom was one of the dirtiest places either of them had ever set foot in. A row of stalls faced a row of sinks in the brightly lit room. Cracked and unwashed mirrors sat on the wall above the sinks The florescent lights were a stark contrast to the dim lights of the bar and illuminated many cobwebs and a floor that hadnât been moped in years. (Seriously, no exaggeration.) All these things, however, did not deter the two.
Britney and her new lover locked lips in a frenzied kiss as Jeff ripped off the jean jacket and cupped Britneyâs firm breasts in his hands. He had dreamed of doing this so many times. After an eternity of wet tongues and soft lips, Jeff pried himself away from the superstar. He slowly slid the tight shirt over Britneyâs beautiful, blonde head and watched in amazement as her perky tits came into view.
Jeff sucked on her beautiful breasts feverishly, flicking his tongue over her erect nipples every so often. Britney hadnât been touched like this for a long time. She could feel her vagina tingling with anticipation as Jeffâs tongue slowly trailed downwards. He popped the button of her tight jeans open and undid the zipper. He now reached into Britneyâs damp, black, satin panties and slowly brushed her pubic hair.
Britneyâs clit was on fire. She wanted Jeff to ravage her but he was only tormenting her with his slow, deliberate moves. She was breathing hard now, her ample chest heaving with every breath. When she could no longer stand it she let out a frustrated squeal and thrust her own hand down to her pussy. Jeff was quick to stop her though. He held both her wrists tightly as he savagely whispered in her ear.