A TRAILER PARK SOAP OPERA... A REALLY DIRTY ONE...
"Damn mama... your pussy grabbin my dick like it owes you money. SHITTTTTTT!! UHHHHHHH!!"
"Oh yeahhhh sweetheart. It owes me cummmmmmm! Mmmmmmmmm."
Mama (Kathie Lee Gifford) grinds and bounces faster and faster on my ten and a half inches of white trash cock meat. My bed is creakin and crackin like a motherfucker. I'm squeezing her awesome, super soft titties, lovin her warm mama pussy wrapped around my rock hard and ragin rod. Mmmmmm. FUCK! Gotta cum. Hold on...
I pump my load deep up mama's soaked twat. She's already cum three times. Holy fuck... it feels good. Mama has the nicest pussy to cum in. That sweet mama love making me so happy. She's the best. Her pussy pumps my thick wad outta me. She smiles, as she works that pussy up and down, squeezing it with her warm twat so perfectly. I just smile my ass off.
Mama lays down on me and soft kisses all over my face, playing with my blonde afro. God... I love that. Those soft, loving lips all over me. She knows it too. She's always trying to make me feel good. I keep smiling, mama's pussy still gripping my dick tight. We snuggle and relax. I slap her ass and squeeze it. Mama's is good shape. Her ass ain't got no sag, even though she's in her mid 60's. Prettiest mama there is. We kiss. Mama sucks off my tongue, tasting her cunt juices from earlier. I ate her out for an hour.
"That was great baby. You always make mama feel so good." Mama kisses me over and over, licking my lips too. She grinds those gorgeous cans all over my chest too. I groan my happy approval.
"JAMES." My girl Max (Kat Dennings) calls me from the trailer living room. She walks into my bedroom.
"Yeah babe." I give her a sweet smile, while I play with mama's ass.
"I need you to drive me to work. My damn car played out again. I'm gonna kill Spence (The King Of Queens). Ever since I let him borrow it, it's been shit. Arghhhhh." Max stomps the floor, mad at my goofy cousin.
"Ok baby." I tell her. I kiss mama and get up. I slap her sweet ass again and walk over to Max. I hug her. She kisses me, putting her arms around my neck.
"Mmmmmm. I can taste your mama on you." Max giggles, kissing me again, then licking my lips. Mama winks at Max from my bed.
"Sorry to bother you baby. Thanks for helping me out." Max says smiling. I motorboat her awesome 34DD melons in her yellow and red waitress, skin tight uniform. God damn... I love her titties.
"You're welcome sweet tits." I lick her cleavage, slap her titty and smirk. Max smiles, laughing and pulling me up for another sweet, slutty kiss. My honey's a super babe. Big titty, bad ass super babe. I pick Max up and kiss her, then put her fine ass down and put some damn pants on.
As I drive Max to work at the diner in Hollywood...
"SPENCE! YOU FUCKING RETARD!" Spence is real good at pissing people off. Only reason he doesn't get his ass kicked daily is cause he's my cousin. Everybody in the trailer park likes me... and that's good for ol Spence.
A neighbor, Joy (Paula Jai Parker) is mad at my cousin. He's been known to break into people's trailers and steals stuff. Usually weed or beer... maybe some panties or a bra or something like that. He's a pervert and panty sniffer... runs in the family. (Sly smile)
Joy is missing her favorite bra. I bought it for her. It's pink velvet, 34D. Victoria Secret's finest. She's one of my top hoes, so I like to keep her happy and looking fine, like she always does. I love her long blonde braids. Black chicks with blonde hair always get me hard... pretty much any chick with any hair... that looks good... gets me hard. (Once again, sly, white trash happy smile)
She storms over to my trailer. Spence lives with me. She walks in and looks around for my perverted cousin. Joy walks down the hall to his room and kicks his door in. "What the fuck?" Joy gives her annoyed bitch look of disdain, as she sees Spence jerking off on his bed, into her favorite bra.
"Ummm... sorry Joy." Spence apologizes, but keeps jerkin off.
Joy shakes her head and storms over to him, ripping her bra out of his hand. "Jerking off on my beautiful bra. You fucking pervert motherfucker!" Joy starts punching Spence all over. He tries to cover up, but gets hit repeatedly and cries out in pain.
"OWWWWWW! STOP! STOP! I'M REALLY SORRY. I MEAN IT." Spence starts crying for real. Joy shakes her head again and slaps his super fat dick really hard. Spence grimace in pain, his tears streaming down his chubby face.
"Asshole!" Joy says to Spence. She's still angry and disgusted by him.
Spence wipes his face and looks Joy over. A beautiful black chick, great tits, wearing a white tank top, no bra. Short white and red striped track shorts, great ass. His white dick immediately jumps and wobbles. It's eight and a half inches long and wider than Joy's forearm.
"I'm really sorry Joy. I mean it. I promise, I won't do it again. You really hit hard. Damn. I think you bruised me." Spence looks himself over.
Joy looks over at him, still pissed off. "Good!" She crosses her arms. She happens to catch his dick wobble.
"Such a nice dick on such a fucking asshole. What a waste!" Joy smirks, spitting on Spence.
"I knew you liked my dick. Wanna fuck?" Spence grins, shaking his eyebrows.
"Ha! Hell no! I don't fuck for free... unless it's James. Besides... you're a nasty little, bra stealing pervert... and I know you stole my weed last week too. Bitch!" Joy spits at Spence again. He wipes it off his chest. He also shakes his dick for her. Spence is persistent.. Too bad he's so damn annoying. He'd be a lot better at gettin laid.
Joy hates Spence... but she's also a big dick fiend. She covertly watches his fat rod jump and jiggle, shaking her head in disgust at Spence, not letting on at all that she's watching his cock.
"Little dick motherfucker can't fuck anyway." Joy laughs, taunting Spence. She knows he can though. He knocked up her sister Debbie (Nia Long).
"Debbie sure thinks I can. Had her cumming all night long last night." Spence taunts back at Joy, a confident smirk on his goofy, nerd face. He lays back on his bed, his arms behind his head, all stretched out, showing off his jumping cock.
"Shittttt! Debbie fucks everybody in the damn trailer park dumbass. Ha. Every dick that lives here has been in her shit. Ha ha ha!" Joy laughs, mocking Spence, and loving every second of it. She takes a good look at Spence's rock hard rod though, and her mood lightens... slightly.
