CHAPTER 1
At 9.24 the Monday meeting of senior personnel at Beck, Lane and Russell Advertising was coming to an unproductive close when the company's president Richard Lane was handed a note. He read it and said, "Oh yes of course, we need to promote a young person to our executive ranks so that we have all important sectors of advertising covered by establishing a youth department. Right, who do we promote?"
Everyone bent low in their chair and avoided eye contact with their chairman.
The president sighed and then one of the creative directors Stan Collins said, "If we have no one within our ranks why not appoint my niece Rhonda Royce?" She's a fine arts graduate with a master's and after feeding the pigs on her parent's farm lies back on the grass and contemplates the sky to make sense out of the cloud formations and enters an intense creative mind-set."
The president was about to abuse Stan for wasting time when he stopped to listen to the murmurs of executives from creative:
'Dress in white with a primrose worked bodice Rhonda the niece eyes the heavens and craves enlightenment...'
'Rhonda a pig maiden looked to the east and appeared confused as if knowing that was not the way back to the farmhouse...'
'Covered in pig food slops the curvy farm maiden with a breast hanging loose eyed the dawn and yawned thinking what the fuck had happened to Saturday?'
"All right Stan, wheel her in Monday. That completes for today. Back to earning your money everyone."
Stan got it in the neck over dinner than evening when Rebecca demanded to know everything that had happened in his day. She suspected him of having a closet mistress. Unwisely he related how he'd suggested Rhonda for a position but had the sense not to elaborate.
"What?" screamed his wife. "What about our Dorothea?"
Stan eyed his disinterested daughter with food remains across the side of her mouth and on to her satin top with no evidence of breast development beneath and clawing for a way out smiled triumphantly and said, "Dorothea left school when she was twelve. This position called for a college degree above bachelor's."
"But Dorothea had home schooling?"
Stan wondered whether been commanded to do the housework and hang out the laundry equated to home schooling but smiled and said, "Darling, the minimum, requirement is a college degree."
To the rescue came Dorothea who broke the exchange of hostile looks by asking, "Where's my dessert?"
Stan called his sister Malvina and said he was inviting himself to lunch tomorrow, Saturday.
"Why aren't you including Rebecca and Dorothea?"
"Because Dorothea will be washing floors at the Youth Center and Rebecca is not talking to me."
"Oh then come to lunch."
"Only if Rhonda will be there."
"Rhonda will be there but if you lay one finger..."
"I'll be arriving with a job proposition."
"Oh darling Stan, you know you always are welcome in our home."
* * *
Rhonda thought it was pretty cool that dry old Uncle Stan had won a position for her at the advertising agency on six month's trial without her having to go through the job engagement screening. All she had to take was a CV and documents to substantiate her educational and her work record.
Rhonda thought the lazy way of rural life gave her far too much time for sleeping, eating and being fucked. Surely there ought to be more to life than that?
On Monday the HR assistant manager stared at Rhonda's CV. "You claim to have a Master's in Fine Arts (Visual) and yet you are not quite twenty-one yet?"
"That is a misrepresentation of the truth and I demand an apology Just because I'm young and extremely talented there is no need to put me down. Because of my above average attributes I completed my master's in two years instead of up to six years."
"I need proof of that."
"Copies of my accreditations are inside the back cover of that file you are holding."
"Ohmigod, what you say is true this testimonial form your professor raves about you. These are not false documents are they?"
"Please call your superior. I wish to lodge a personal grievance against you, you stupid cow."
HR manager Wendy Pine, who sat on the executive board, soothed everything down and looking at the college's website found everything she needed to know and said, "Welcome to our team Miss Royce and please accept our apologies; my assistant manager has been under some strain lately that has left her having difficulty in accepting reality."
"That is quite all right. I understand. Who will show me how to run errands and make coffee for my department boss with my being the most junior of all?"
"Your position is executive director of Youth Entertainment & Lifestyle Miss Royce for which you'll received a salary of $62,000 and a new Mercury Milan Hybrid as your company car."
The quick reacting assistant caught Rhonda as her eyes rolled up and she fell.
Rhonda's eyes fluttered open. She lay on the sofa in Wendy's office and was offered iced water that she sipped.
"You have nothing to fear. Although the appointment is for six months and then a review for reappointment on a three-year contact your career with us will go forward. We have not had a youth department before so there is nothing to measure your performance against so providing you interact well and appear positive you are here until your retirement or whatever."
"Whatever?"
"Who knows whatever is dear?"
Wendy said Rhonda would require a PA and a creative staff of six until she build up business. I have advertised for young graduates and here are thirty applicants to consider including three who are already in our employ. You PA can be assigned to you..."
"Yes that is best, perhaps an older woman."
"That's what our office manager suggested."
"But not to mother me."
"Oh no, to convince people coming in to see you there is an adult present for stability and to engender a sense of an anchor to the past."
"God you visualize well Wendy; I can picture your thoughts."
Wendy was quite taken aback, aware she had just been led into experiencing a profound moment and triggered by one so young. Oh my.
* * *
Three days later reception called and Mrs Rita Malcolm said to her boss, "Mrs Joseph from Youthcraft to see you Rhonda."
"Right Rita, please go and introduce yourself and bring her in. We have rehearsed this."
"Yes indeed. Good luck."
Sara Joseph looked curiously at Rhonda as they were introduced and said, "You are Rhonda Royce, executive director of your agency's heavily promoted new division?"