It was a cold winter's day at Middleton Beach in Western Australia and if you were to be looking, as I was, at the image on my drone controller, at the pattern that she was drawing in the beach sand, you would probably comment that it was either a fine example of geometric art or a pretty pattern. If it were the former you would probably wonder how she could do this precisely geometric pattern without any form of guidance, and to achieve it would require a great deal of concentration. The guidance was, briefly, in her head, the concentration non-existent, that was focused elsewhere.
I know this because, for the past five years I have lived with her, loved her, and learned from her, learned this process that she calls 'Total Focus'.
She introduced herself to me as she dropped into the seat next to me in our first Engineering lecture. "Hi, I'm Holly Woodvine, I have chosen to sit with you."
My immediate thought was, 'Holly Woodvine, Hollywood & Vine, yeah right'. It remained a thought because she cut it short, "Don't go there."
"Okay. I'm Tom Roberts."
"Any relation to the artist of the same name?"
"If I were to rely on talent as an indicator of a potential relationship, then no."
"Pity, I need someone who can paint."
"Portrait or landscape?"
"Bathroom."
Our conversational by-play was interrupted by the arrival on stage of Professor Barraclough. He dumped a heap of papers onto the lectern and glanced myopically in the general direction of the students. "My name is Professor Barraclough, and I will be one of your lecturers for this trimester. You are here to study Engineering, and I am here to teach you. In an ideal world, the combination of these facts should be sufficient for you all to gain passing grades at the end of this trimester. But like most engineering situations, there will be variables that will impinge on a successful outcome. You are those variables. How well you will do depends on how well you can assimilate the information that I will provide you, and how well you are able to disseminate what you have learned at the end of it all."
Holly stood up. "Professor Barraclough, is that pile of dog-eared paper on the lectern the same lecture notes that you have used for the past ten years? If so, I think that it's time for you to get hold of a new data stream, that lot is so out of date."
"How dare you question me young lady, you have not even heard what I am going to say."
"Oh, you'll probably expound on the genius of Brunel and others, and how, with a little application, we can achieve a similar exalted status?"
"Then, if you know it all, what are you doing here interrupting my lecture?"
"I just dropped by to make sure that you are actually earning the exorbitant salary this University pays you to teach us this antiquated bullshit. I, for my sins, am being forced by some economic imperative to sit through this course so that I will eventually have a piece of paper that tells the world that I know what I already know. Mark my name off and I'll leave you in peace." She scooped up her backpack and leaned over to me. "See ya Stud." just loud enough for those in the immediate vicinity to hear, kissed me on the lips as a warning to other girls to leave me alone, at least that's what I hoped it was, and left with the eyes of the world upon her.
Barraclough looked at her retreating form, then at me. I responded with the universal gesture of 'I don't know what the fuck is going on', and he left it at that.
The lecture was followed by a tutorial that explained in some detail what was expected of us if we wanted to graduate. Holly was not there and I felt a hole in my being. How could I feel this way after so few minutes with her?
I was waiting at the bus stop for my bus when she appeared, her arms loaded with books. "I need you and you need me."
"I don't know that I can be of any help, but for you, I'll try."
"Don't worry, it's nothing too mentally taxing." She kissed me, unexpectedly but not unwantedly. "Come with me."
Okay, this was one weird girl. I didn't know whether I could keep up with her seemingly random actions. There was only one way to find out. "Where are we going?"
"You'll see." She led me to the car park and an oddly strange car, at least it was not something that I would have expected her to drive, but then I had no idea what I expected her to drive. It was a Caterham 7. She dumped the books behind her seat and climbed in. I followed suit and she fired it up. It didn't sound at all like I expected, it positively screamed as she flung it into the traffic stream, much to the displeasure of the fellow road users.
"Do you always drive like this?"
"No, sometimes I drive much faster."
"Shit."
"You're not scared are you?"
"No, not at all." I lied.
"That's good then."
"Do you get many speeding tickets?"
"I don't know, it's not my car."
"Whose is it then?" I was expecting her to tell me that it belonged to her sugar daddy, I don't know why, but nothing would surprise me about her.
"My father's. It's a company car and all speeding fines are paid by the company. They do not have to, because of some legal loophole, reveal the driver's name when paying the fine."
"I guess you're lucky then."
"Why would you say that?"
"Not having to worry about fines or license suspension."
"I still pay the fines, I have to pay them or I'll be grounded, and I can't have that."
"I know a little about cars, and this doesn't sound like any Caterham that I've heard before."
"I did some work on it. It now has a 1.3-litre turbocharged Hyabushi engine that pushes out a few more neddies (horsepower) than even the standard Hyabushi engine, and a lot more than the usual Toyota engine that comes with these."