Probation agent Chrissy Huyett knows she's in trouble the moment twenty-three year old Taylor Yeager steps into her office—ironic because the one in trouble is Taylor. He's on probation for assault and battery, the result of a bar fight that got him arrested, then convicted, then placed on probation for eighteen months, which includes court-ordered anger management. He had just come from court and the intake unit assigned Chrissy the case. And now she's looking up at Mr. Yeager, as she calls him, all six-foot two of him, broad-shouldered and raw boned, with a ruddy complexion and a pile of light brown hair that creeps over his ears, a refreshing change, Chrissy thinks, from those macho type guys with their shaved heads. Of course, she keeps her compliments to herself. Instead, she tells him to take a seat by her desk, while she struggles to keep her attraction to this guy from breaking down her professional façade.
In her four years with the agency, Chrissy had never been anything but professional, earning high marks from her supervisor and agency staff alike. She completes assignments on time and follows agency policy, ever changing and not always to her liking. Recently, she scored high on the supervisor's test, both written and oral, and is expected to assume that position in eight weeks upon the retirement of long-time supervisor. Until then, it's business as usual, supervising offenders like Taylor Yeager.
He's all smiles sitting in front of her desk, looking neat and spiffy in his courtroom attire, tan blazer over blue khaki slacks and a blue dress shirt open at the collar. He normally doesn't dress like this. Like Chrissy, he works in state government as an IT tech in a different agency. For those folks, its business casual at best, sometimes even jeans. Chrissy dresses a cut above most of the other female agents. As usual, she looks more like she belongs in an executive boardroom (black heels, green blazer, dark skirt and white blouse) than in the glorified cubbyhole that is her six by eight foot office, a spartan, windowless affair with nothing in it except a file cabinet, desk and laptop computer. Once she steps into her new position, she'll get a bigger office with a view.
As is her practice, she asks Taylor to give his version of events even though she's read the offense report.
"Bottom line," he says, "some dude dissed the girl I was with and wouldn't apologize. So I popped him." He bangs his grapefruit-sized fist into the palm of his hand.
"You were drinking I assume."
"Drinking yes, drunk no." She nods, then asks him who threw the first punch. "The dude tried to hit on her knowing full well she was with me. I told him to mind his own business and he laughed at me. That's when I popped him."
"You popped him pretty good from this report, Mr. Yeager, because you also need to pay restitution for his medical treatment for a broken jaw."
Taylor sighs and looks away. Then, after turning his attention back to Chrissy, he says, "Well, like I said, he acted like a dick." He slaps his hand over his mouth. "Oops, sorry about that Mrs. Huyett."
"Its agent Huyett or Ms. Huyett, I'm not married. But that's okay. It just tells me the court did the right thing by ordering anger management. It's obvious you have anger issues."
"You'd have been angry too if you were with some dude and another woman tried to hit on him."
"Maybe, but I wouldn't have assaulted your hypothetical woman. That's the difference. We all get angry, Mr. Yeager. But some of us manage it better than others."
"Whatever," he says, "I'll do what I have to do. I'm not here to give you a hard time. By the way, I like your jacket. It matches your eyes."
"We don't get personal here." His flattery charms her. She averts her eyes, struggling to hide it. She thinks he has a nice pair of eyes himself, bluish-gray, with a warm, engaging quality about them.
He smiles. "Right, we're all business. I get it."
"Good. Then I'll see you back here in another month. By then, you should either have completed the anger management course or at least enrolled in classes." He gets up to leave. "Oh, one other thing. I'll be making a verifying home visit within the next few weeks."
"A hunk and a half," she whispers once he's out the door. She begins typing her notes on the laptop, a brief, pithy summary of her meeting with Taylor. Per agency policy, she uses a minimum of adjectives. "The facts ma'am, just the facts," best describes the agency's note taking logo. She knows what she'd LIKE to write: 'Offender, through no fault of his own, altered this agent's vital signs in pleasurable ways. Her pulse quickened, her skin flushed and her panties moistened. Other than that, it was business as usual'. For fun, she actually writes that, then quickly deletes it. She laughs trying to picture her supervisor's face reading it. Of course, if he did, she could kiss her would-be promotion goodbye.
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Taylor can't stop talking about "agent Huyett," as he calls her after Greg Reshefsky asks him how the meeting went with his PO. Greg and Taylor, called "the dynamic duo" around the office, work together in IT, share adjoining cubicles. They're on coffee break in an empty conference room.
"I'd guess she's a few years older than me, and really pretty. She was behind her desk, so I couldn't check out her bod. But what a face! Looks like an older Selena Gomez with green eyes and light brown hair which she wears up, all prim and proper."
"So she's one lady you won't be hitting on any time soon," Greg jokes, aware of his co-worker's facile way with the ladies. Also in his early twenties, he wears dark pants and a blue dress shirt open at the collar. If he's Taylor's other half of the dynamic duo, he's his polar opposite in looks. He's five inches shorter, wears his black hair in a crew cut and could stand to drop a few pounds.
"Don't think so," Taylor says, his tone purposely understated. "She kind of reprimanded me for saying something about her eyes." Taylor went on to complain about the amount of restitution and the anger management classes. "I still think the dude deserved what he got." He holds up his big fist. "Sometimes this is the only language some people understand. Shit, a guy like Chuck Zito would have messed that guy up much more than I did."
"Who?"
"Chuck Zito. Former Hell's Angel and celebrity bodyguard who punched out Jean-Claude Van Damme in a bar a few years ago. Zito's all about respect. Disrespect him and you pay a price. Read his book, "Street Justice." It's all in there. Well, I don't like to be disrespected either, especially when I'm with a chick. So I still don't see why I need anger management. And he can pay his own fucking medical bills. From what I heard, the guy's got money and medical insurance."
Greg nods. "I guess it's for all his pain and suffering," he says sarcastically. "Lawyers get rich off their clients' pain and suffering."
Taylor sips his coffee, then says, "Yeah, pain and suffering some of their clients deserve."
Greg gulps down the last of his coffee. "So what are you going to do? If you don't do the classes or pay the bills, she can violate you, right?"
"Right. But I'll take my good old time doing it."
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