The crowd seemed to part as I saw you enter the club. The obnoxious man next to me seemingly drifting out of the window with his cancer stick smoke; the woman in the red dress with her two advertisements for plastic surgery shifted to the back of my subconscious; and the gay man who I was just about to give a very aggressive reply to after he tried to grope my ass was saved a trip to the hospital...you were priority 1 now, and I KNOW how to prioritize.
"Hello," I said, conveying as much lust through my eyes as I could.
"Hi," you replied, totally uninterested in yet another broke ass pussy hungry scrub attempting to woo you with nothing. "Do you know how a man is supposed to get a woman nowadays?" I asked.
"Excuse me?"
"I mean, as soon as you say hi to a woman nowadays she automatically assumes that all you want is sex. So what's a man to do, go sodomize??"
The comment brought a smile to your face...