I had no idea where this was going when I started. I was thinking stroke, added some fetish elements that I know very little about and then tried to make it all work in the end.
"Fred, this neighborhood has got to have the cutest teenage baby sitting corps in the whole state!"
The two friends were chatting on the periphery of the typical neighborhood pool party.
"It would be hard to argue with that, Mike. On the other hand do I need to remind you of the legal penalties for having sex with an underage minor? Anyway, your wife is a stone cold fox. I can't believe you would seriously consider..."
"First, this is just guy talk. I have no intention of trying to seduce an underage girl, Fred. Second, never judge a book by his cover; Angie is a hottie but after eight years of marriage...you know what I'm talking about. Third, you need to pay better attention! All these little babes were underage five years ago when we moved here. Guess what? They've grown up, quite delectably in my humble opinion. Most are in their final year of high school and are eighteen or nineteen."
"Mike, little girls like these tend to fall in love too easily, are incredibly fertile and in a small neighborhood like this one, can't keep a secret. Plus, if you start fucking the babysitter, you'll leave traces; your young wife will figure it out."
"Fred, Angie and I have our three kids; that's why I had my tubes tied. I would guess that you've got to pick your target very carefully in terms of the 'falling in love' issue. No screwing around at home --- certainly not in the marital bed! That's what motels were made for!"
"If you're looking for a little strange, open your wallet and pay for it, Mike old buddy. There are half a dozen places within an hour of here where you can find pros --- very high-end pros --- it'll just cost you a few hundred bucks. Or consider a little wife swapping --- that's not an offer, by the way. There are a dozen women in this neighborhood I'd ball in a New York minute --- including your wife. I also know you'd fuck my wife Jamie in a heartbeat."
"That gets out and it can get very messy. It's the old 'falling in love' trap. Come on, admit it! You've thought about it, Fred!"
"Of course I have. Look, Mike, I travel in my job a bit more than you do. I've gotten the urge a few times and always opted for the 'no strings' professional. You need to pick your poison very carefully. I'm not talking about picking up some hooker on the street. I tend toward high-end independents; stay away from the escort services. These are women you would not remotely be ashamed to be seen in public with."
"The sex is amazing, they're bright and fun to be with and love has nothing to do with it. I have a regular three hours from here in a town I have to visit every other week. It's almost like a date without all the downside. It's not cheap but it's well worth it and I've rationalized that no one is getting hurt. When I get home, Jamie gets her brains fucked out so she's none the wiser."
"Where are these 'places' you were talking about?"
"I'll be glad to tell you but would caution against fucking around this close to home. Someone sees your car parked somewhere for too long and recognizes it and you are screwed! Plus, I enjoy spending the night."
"Okay, I am traveling a little more though not as far ranging as you do. As of this week, I'm going to be going over to Centerville at least once a week. It's only a little over an hour from here but we're bringing up a satellite customer service center and it's a 24/7 operation so I have to stay over a lot."
"Mike, I'm going up to Bakerton on Monday; that's where my regular lives. Independents like her tend to be college students, professional women, shop girls and housewives looking for excitement, extra money or both. They appear to have an informal but well developed network. I'll ask her if she has any friends in Centerville."
"I know I sound desperate but bluntly, our sex life --- Angie and me --- was tapering off well before she went back to work and now she just seems to be too tired too often. Plus, there are things that I used to enjoy..."
"Angie gave up a promising career to marry you and have your babies, Mike. I can't believe you aren't enjoying the dramatic increase in income since she went back to work."
"You're right and we don't have any serious problems; I love Angie and she loves me. Maybe it's just the 'seven year itch'. When we do fuck, it's as good as it ever was, we just don't do it enough. The kids have all reached a less demanding age; Angie seems really happy to be back in career mode. It's given her a life of her own and that's very important to her."
"Is she out of town much?"
"Fortunately it's seldom more than one night a week and we coordinate our schedules so that the kids don't have to have an overnight sitter. How about Jamie?"
"She stays pretty local in her job but we coordinate so that the kids don't get screwed. She has some long days but is home virtually every night...well, except Wednesday. She has a big client out of town that is very demanding."
*** "What do you suppose our husbands are having such a serious conversation about?" Five foot seven natural blond Angie asked her very good friend and neighbor, Jamie, a stunning brunette of roughly the same height and form.
"Women and fucking; not necessarily about the women they are respectively married to --- nor about fucking said spouse."
"Mike gets a perpetual boner at these functions. He's so obvious! He can't help himself; all of this nubile young teen cunt makes him drool, not that I really think he'd have the nerve to try to seduce one of them."
"He's at that age and stage --- you've been married what, almost eight years? Men always check out pussy," Jamie observed. "But this is the time in a marriage when they start giving serious consideration to acting on their urge for a little strange."
"Do you think Fred is fooling around?"
"Maybe. Probably, but not dangerously or indiscreetly. I'm pretty sure he's not cruising the bars looking for pussy. Mike is very detail oriented and very careful. I would expect that he's tapping something up in Centerville every other week. Knowing Mike, it's a regular thing, quite probably semi-pro and not remotely a threat to me, my kids or our marriage."
"Jamie, that's a lot more philosophical than I think I'm ready for."
"Oh, come on, Angie! How many guys did you sleep with before Mike took you out of circulation in college?"
"Not many --- three? Only one that had any longevity and that was barely a semester."
"Is Mike great in the sack?"
"He's okay; he's learned and I've learned; there are things I like that I've never really been able to articulate to him."
"I hate the double standard, Angie! Fred was the third guy I ever went to bed with. He's a very competent lover but, after almost eight years, we're in a rut; we know each other's requirements too well. We have kids and have to schedule our love-making. There's not a hell of a lot of spontaneity and no surprises. I'm sure he'd say the same thing in all candor. We are best friends and we love each other. We're committed to our children.
"If knocking off a strange piece of ass every once in a while keeps us together, so be it. What you really have to worry about is the affair with a friend from work, a customer --- or one of these little teenage bitches with their tits and asses hanging out. That's when they fall in love and the marriage goes down the toilet. In terms of preferences, there are things I enjoy a great deal that I'm pretty confident Fred would not find appealing."
"Have you two ever talked about it?"