If you are looking for a story filled with sex, then you are probably in the wrong place. I don't write sex stories. I (hopefully) write interesting stories that contain sex. It has been said that women need a reason to have sex, while men just need a place. I disagree with that. I think that men and women need to have a reason to have sex and that if they care for each other, then the sex will be even better. All the participants are at least 18.
I have always heard there are three kinds of people in the world: Those who make things happen, those who watch things happen and those who wonder what happened.
I had always considered myself the first kind of guy.
At least, that is, until I forgot some papers and had to return home to pick them up one morning.
That is when I saw my wife, Susan, on her knees giving a blow-job to another guy and saw his balls bouncing off her chin as he thrust himself in and out of her throat.
Then I kind of lost track of the proper order of events.
At first, I think I was wondering just what was happening, if it was real or not, then I just watched what was happening.
And all the time I was thinking about how much I had sacrificed over the past few years, trying to make her late Father's business into one of the most successful in the state. Working seven days a week, 14, 16 or 18 hours a day, just trying to make Susan proud of me.
In fact, those papers I had forgotten? Well, I had been working on them until nearly 2 am, gotten about three hours sleep, then left to go to work.
I kept thinking this is the only woman I have ever loved, and I had thought she loved me just as much, but now β NOW β now I didn't know what to think.
When did Susan stop loving me?
When did she stop caring?
When did Susan start having affairs?
Finally, I made something happen.
Unfortunately, the something that I made happen landed me in jail.
My attorney later told me that what I should have done was grab a gun and shoot the little scrawny son-of-a-bitch whose balls were bouncing off Susan's chin.
"There ain't a jury in Texas that would convict you of anything," he opined.
I consider myself a very peaceable man, and have never laid a hand on a woman in my life, but looking back, I have to admit there are times I almost wish I had kicked her in the jaw. From what I could see, he didn't have much to start with, and that would have certainly taken care of the little he did have.
At the very least, it might have made me feel a little better.
As it was, I grabbed the jerk by one arm and the back of his neck, marched him into the living room and threw him though a large plate glass window.
All the while Susan was screaming, "Don't hurt him, don't hurt him!"
Somehow I don't think she was talking to the other guy.
Amazingly, he wasn't seriously injured β just a lot of little nicks and scratches.
He immediately started hollering for help and my wife was still screaming at me.
So . . . I stepped through what was left of the plate glass window . . .
. . . and broke his nose
. . . and knocked out a few teeth
. . . and broke his jaw
. . . and a few ribs
. . . then kicked him in the same set of balls that my soon-to-be ex-wife had been trying to wear as a chin ornament.
It was about that time that the police arrived.
They had a naked man in my front yard and a naked woman standing on the porch.
Yet they arrested me for some reason, even though I explained that this was MY house, that was MY wife and the naked guy was the scum who was checking her tonsils with his dick.
Damn cops.
My attorney tried to explain it to me.
"If you had just shot both of them, or at least the guy," he began, "they probably wouldn't even have taken you in for questioning. Just taken your statement on the spot, and characterized it as justifiable homicide, a crime of passion.
"However, beating the crap out of the pastor of the largest Baptist Church in town, and one of the largest in the state . . . well that was just a little too much. Especially since both arresting officers attend that church."
Yes, the Reverend William "Billy" Thornton, son of the former governor of Texas, and pastor of the First Baptist Church of Thornton, Texas was the man who was trying to polish the head of his dick in my wife's throat. I'm not sure if his pathetic dick was even long enough to have reached her throat.
And yes, in case you are wondering, the town is named after some of his ancestors.
As I mentioned, his now-deceased father had been the governor of Texas at one time. His father's brother had been a United States Senator from Texas.
The only good news β from my point of view β was that powerful people, and powerful families, also tend to pick up powerful enemies. Such as the judge who set my bail at only $500.
Of course it didn't hurt that I was a well-respected local businessman, and member of most of the clubs in the town and county. And it probably helped that I was a disabled veteran and had received a Silver Star and Purple Heart while serving in Iraq.
The fact of the matter is, I only spent about two hours in jail before my attorney arranged my bail.
I suppose that at some point I need to introduce myself.
My name is Dennis Osborne.
I had spent two years attending the local junior college in my hometown in North Carolina, earning an associate degree in business administration before enlisting in the Marine Corps.
Following basic training at Paris Island, S.C., I attended Advanced Infantry Training in Camp Lejeune, N.C., then followed that up by attending the 12-week Marine Armor Crew Course in Fort Knox, Ky., where I learned almost everything there was to know about tanks, from driving, loading, firing and basic maintenance.
Next came a tour of duty in Iraq driving a 40-ton Abrams tank. While in Iraq, I continued my education, taking online courses, and earning additional credits towards a bachelor's degree in business administration.
I mentioned that I earned a Silver Star in Iraq, along with a Purple Heart. I was actually a little embarrassed about the Purple Heart.