(The following story is Part 6 of the third segment of a trilogy beginning with The Wedding and The Engagement. All of the fictional characters here were created and developed in earlier segments of the trilogy. Please read those segments for context and premise before continuing)
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I'm Nicole Hanson. It's about time, huh? I mean, these people have been writing and saying shit about me like I don't exist! Reading back over these narratives, I don't even see where I got a single conversation in. What am I? Chopped liver?
Yes, I'm a ginger. Yes, my sister Lisa is black. Yes, I work as a registered nurse in Seattle. No, I don't eat pork. Yes, I suck dicks and eat pussies with equal enthusiasm. Here's something about me that hasn't already been said: I'm Mensan. I can multiply three digit numbers in my head better than Rainman. And I can decipher patterns easily. Not a big deal, really. I just thought I'd get that one in there.
So to recap:
My friend Cynthia Preston invited me and my sister Lisa to be in her wedding in Pittsburgh. We get there and Lisa falls hard for one of the groomsmen, a guy named Artie, who is a good friend of the groom. She brings him up to our hotel room and fucks the shit out of him while I'm sitting there watching TV. She falls asleep. He hops out of her bed and jumps into mine. Don't be shocked by this. She'd given him permission.
So me and him fuck. He's got this tremendously thick fatty where, just as you think you've got the whole thing situated inside you, it gets wider. I don't wanna get into too much detail because he's not my man.
Anyway, it turns out that Artie has the hots for another one of the other bridesmaids, a chick from Dallas named Teralynn. They went to college together. My sister doesn't know this. The two of them chose Cynthia's wedding to come out of the closet. No, not in that way, stupid. They're not gay. I mean, they admit that they've been holding torches for each other for all these years, and so they get together and smash (on the sly), and Lisa finds out about it and her heart gets broken. So Lisa fires Artie on the spot, but she's still upset about it because she didn't wanna fire him, and because she'd cheated on some of her guys and didn't know how hard it was for them to deal with, you know? But now she knows.
OK, so she's my sister, right? So I've got to listen to her kvetch and moan all the way home to Seattle, just because she caught her boyfriend (of three days) cheating. And she calls Cynthia to whine about it, too, but she waits until Cynthia gets back from her honeymoon. Now Cynthia goes to her husband and reads him the Riot Act about how his two friends fucked up her friend Lisa's life. And Cynthia ain't no slouch. She ain't one to let a thing like this go.
Uh-oh. I think I skipped over something. What was it? Oh yeah.
While Cynthia was on honeymoon she meets this guy named Trevor. And Trevor has the biggest dick known to man, even though Cynthia told me that he said his dad's dick was way bigger. But I don't believe that because Cynthia sent me the pictures of Trevor's dick. And if he's dad's dick is bigger, his dad's dick is a pogo stick.
I like big dicks and I cannot lie!
So I get on the phone with Trevor while Cynthia is in Aruba and I tell him to hold on, I'm coming. I call the airline and make reservations for me and Lisa to fly to Aruba--just to see his monster cock!! I figured we'd fuck Trevor silly and then Lisa would forget about Artie and everything would be right again, the way it was before Artie came along and broke my sister's heart.
I guess that brings us up to date. Were you paying attention?
Lisa and I are both afflicted with Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder. We like to fuck. I think my instance of PGAD differs from Lisa's in that I get dyslexic if I don't make love for a day or several. I kinda get focused to the exclusion of everything else. So I'll pop on a porn flick and watch it. If the doorbell rings, I won't get up. If I'm boiling a pot of water on the stove, the water will boil away.
I like to watch myself on these porn flicks. I would have Lisa take video of me while I'm making love so I can watch it later and critique myself for technique and stamina, you know? For instance, when I'm fucking a dude cowgirl I used to just kinda ride up and down along the line of a man's body. But I found out that guys like it when a woman twerks while going cowgirl. So I learned to hold my upper body stationary while working that dick with my ass and pussy alone. Lisa and I would practice twerking in a mirror at home, you know, hands on knees, looking back over your shoulder, working dat azz like a video vixen? Then we'd do the same thing on a guy. Let me tell you, if you want a guy to bust his nuts so you can get up and go home? Twerk his dick. It's the fastest and the bestest way to drain a pair of nuts.
It's different when you're sucking dick. Fellatio takes time. You gotta start out slow and you gotta know how to use your tongue. Lap at that dick like a kitten lapping milk. A lot of women will jack a dick while sucking. This only prolongs the inevitable. Why? Because a woman can't jack a dick like a man can. Use your tongue!! And fondle his nuts. Give his balls a little pressure, not much because it'll hurt, but just enough to roil his testes and get 'em percolating. Nibble at the shaft a bit; nibble it up and down. Suck his balls. Put the work in!! I've sucked plenty of dicks. So has Lisa. Women like the tongue lap when getting head. AND the nibble.
So do men.
I usually shave my pussy bald. I've got these nice, meaty pussy lips; you can see them wobble a tad if I shake my hips vigorously. Elsa Jean ain't got nuttin' on me! Lisa, on the other hand, keeps a little heart-shaped bush in place. She thinks pubic hair provides better friction for the old in/out. If we're sharing, the guy gets his choice of pussies.
Most guys go for my baldie. Hairy pussies went out of style twenty years ago. I keep ragging Lisa about it. She shaved her pussy bald once. But she said it itched so bad when it grew in that she didn't wanna shave again.
I'm sayin' all this because I'm on my way to Aruba. I want to "dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight" as it were. I've never been fucked at midnight in the warm waters of the Caribbean Sea by a guy with a horse dick. The last guy I had sex with was Lisa's ex-boyfriend Artie. Somehow Artie's fatty comes up short by way of comparison. It's time for some serious schlong, ya dig? I'm ready, Freddie.
Cynthia sent me pictures of this guy Trevor. He looks like my kind of man. She gave me his M.O. She said he wouldn't cum in her pussy because she's married! I like a man with morals. And I'm not married, so he can cum in my pussy all he wants. I'm on the sponge.
More importantly, I'm hoping Trevor can get Lisa off the schneid. I'm tired of her moping around the house like a whipped dog.
I can't wait for this trip to Aruba. Every night I get intoxicated with the vision of Trevor's humongous penis. It's like a hit of sugar to a diabetic. Meanwhile, I've got this double-headed dildo named Chuck in my bedroom dresser drawer. I've been deploying him almost daily. Chuck serves in Trevor's stead until Lisa and I can meet with the well-endowed Mr. Trevor.
So I've got all the arrangements in place. I've PAID for everything on my Amex card--the flights, the hotel, the dive trips, the kite surfing lessons, EVERYTHING. Lisa flounces up and tells me she doesn't want to go!! Was I mad? You BETCHA I was. This whole thing was designed to get HER on track again. (That's actually not entirely true. I had some plans of my own. See above.)
Be that as it may...I was hot. We argued for days. She tried to say she couldn't get off work for two weeks, especially since we'd just spent a week in Pittsburgh. I knew that was bullshit. She can work from home anytime she wants. She's a Project Manager for Cry Eye!! They give her a set of objectives and a deadline. If she meets the objectives three weeks before the deadline, she can take three weeks off, sitting around the house, playing with her pussy!! I've seen her do it!! And I happened to know that she was weeks ahead on her current set of objectives. Bitch!!
So me and Chuck are having our way with each other one night. Chuck is giving me the old one-two. Lisa comes in while I'm right in the middle of a nut. I know it's her, but I'm so wrapped up in Chuck I don't say anything. She starts whining to me about wanting to metamorphosize her premise and such. She said she'd go to Aruba, but she didn't want to fuck Trevor.
That's fine.
More dick for me, I'm thinking.