All I could do was stand there, mouth agape, flabbergasted beyond all reason. SHE liked ME?
"Well," she chuckled, "are you gonna say something?"
Alice was amazing. I'd been playing the sax in the pep band for 3 years at my university, sitting behind the cheering section at our football and basketball games. Her sorority was a main supporter of the student pride organization, so she was at every game. I noticed her almost immediately, but I've never thought of myself as cute enough for "clique" jumping. I'm not tall, athletic, or particularly handsome. I'm just...plain.
In the second year, her sorority began hosting post-game parties, inviting the pep band along with everyone in the cheering section. I guess they thought you couldn't have a cheering section without the music, so they wanted to make sure to include us in all the gatherings. My best friend, Jake, had dragged me to one when my gaming group had to cancel (midterms here are rough). Standing in a corner, Alice saw me and decided to take pity on me, striking up a conversion while I watched Jake dance his drunk ass off with his girlfriend. After about 20 minutes of talking about music and school, she actually asked ME on a date.
"This isn't some prank is it? No one gonna post this online when you humiliate me in about 10 seconds?" There was no way! No WAY that a popular, smokin' hot Sorority Girl was attracted to my short, nerdy ass.
"Dude, you either want the date, or you don't, but don't insult me," she said, flippantly.
"Oh, I'm not going to say 'no'," I respond quickly.
"Good. I'm a huge fan of walks, so how about you meet me at the botanical garden at 7 Thursday?"
"Um, won't it be closed at 7?"
"Oh, you must not know that my dad and the director go way back. I have a key and the code. It'll be just you and me. The garden is the best at night. You'll see."
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I pinched myself so many times before tonight that I drew blood from the back of my hand. But here we were, the prettiest girl I've ever met and...me...walking around the Botanical Gardens, at night, alone. I've never even let myself DREAM things this wonderful. And of course my brain did what it could to sabotage the situation.
"So....I have to ask, why did you ask me out?" I blurted out.
" 'Why?' " she mocked. "Why do I have to explain my reasoning?" The look on her face was a mix of annoyance and amusement.
"Well, because....I mean look at you! Girls who look like you don't take late-night, unaccompanied walks with band geeks who look like me. You're gorgeous! Girls like you date quarterbacks, or business bros with Daddies who buy them Hummers."
At that she laughed. While it eased my mind a little that I was ruining our night with my dumbass logic, it highlighted exactly what I meant. Her laugh was like the sound of the prettiest church bells. Her smile made her face glow, reaching all the way deep in her blue eyes to make them shine like stars in the night sky. I wasn't worthy of an angel like this.
"Dude, you think because I look a certain way that I like pretty boys with golden spoons shoved up their asses? Get a clue, dweeb! Those guys are obsessed with only one thing: themselves. I've been hanging with that group for 3 years and not one, not one of those--how did you put it...'business bros'--has given me what I wanted out of a relationship. Besides, most of them have the IQ of a melon that was given sentience by a mentally-handicapped fairy godmother."
Now it was my turn to laugh. Never, in 1000 years, would I have thought I'd hear a sorority girl use the word "sentience". And, to hear those guys described so perfectly was just peak comedy.
"So, I thought I'd take a chance on the cute saxophone playing loner who actually knows who Gerald Finzi is." While she was saying this, I would swear she was acting in a Hollywood movie. Head down, hair hiding her beautiful face, while she dug the toe of her flats into the dirt path we walked amongst the flowers in the Bulb Garden.
"Well, then I am honored. And how the HELL do you know who Gerald Finzi is? I only know because when I started on the clarinet before switching to the sax, his Five Bagatelles was the bane of my existence!"
"I kinda study the classical composers. Everyone knows the big ones, but I got tired of the same old melodies over and over, so I started reaching for the obscure. My Spotify is full of orchestras, rather than boy band anthems."
"Oh, good. I thought I was stuck with one of THOSE girls," I said. "I mean, pop music is fun, but if I hear one more time that Beiber is the Behtoven of our time, Imma turn violent."
"And, what? Go on a killing spree involving particularly sick hamsters?" When she bent down to make that oogy-boogy gesture (with her arms outstretched and wiggling), it was the first time my face was at her level.
"Hey, you lift a saxophone for 3 hours every day and tell me that your arms don't feel like you've been bench-pressing a car."
"Maybe a Hot Wheels."
I stuck my tongue out at her, but I was having fun. It was nice to be picked on when I knew that she meant it in jest. She had a quick wit, and I admit, that was becoming more attractive than her physical features, which, as I have been revealing, were...damned stunning. A trim waist, legs like a dancer, and perfect, round, perky, firm....
"Earth to Mason. Earth to Mason. Mission control, I think we've lost contact with our astronaut!" she shouted.
I shook my head as I pulled myself away from staring at her. "I'm sorry. I guess I'm still counting my lucky stars that you asked me out tonight."
"Uh-huh. And those stars happened to be, where? Did I hide them in my shirt?"
"I'm sorry. I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable," I said, turning away.
"You really are kinda naive, huh?"
Now that caught me off-guard. "What?"
"I'm flirting like hell at you. Honestly, I thought the way you were looking at me was...nice. You were appreciating the shape of my body and not looking at it like a wolf looks at a deer."
"Is that the way you think guys look at you?"
"Well, yeah. I mean, look, I know I am kinda pretty. I do work on it. You don't run 3 miles a day to look crappy. But, guys look at me and it makes me feel icky sometimes. I hate feeling like they're just imagining me naked. And, I'm more than just tits and ass, you know?"
"I'm beginning to realize that. Nice to meet someone at that school with an interest in more than just 'when's the next party?' or 'no, dude, I really need to study for this final'."
"Yeah," she said. "But now, we have to find out if there really is some chemistry here." She stopped to turn into a small path that left the main route to a backless bench overlooking one of the man-made ponds in the park. "Come sit."