Fred's story:
After Mark and I got back to the house, he asked Jennifer if she wanted to ride over to the old log cabin, and she said sure. It's pretty obvious that they wanted some time without old mom and dad hanging around, and I was confident enough of Mark that I knew I could trust him to do the right thing. Edna? She was clearly fretting over the situation, but I told her not to worry, that everything was going to work out just fine.
"Fred, you just don't know . . . "
"What, that they've already made love?"
"He
told
you that?"
"No, you did."
"I most certainly did not!"
"Sure you did, just not in so many words. I already knew that Jennifer must've been interested in a boy, from the way she had her hair fixed up last weekend, but I didn't say anything; I figgered that was her mother's place to ask, not mine. Then, when you didn't say anything to me about it this week, I knew it was serious, and I knew that you were worried. When you insisted that you were going to pick them up yesterday, I knew; you were afraid that I'd kill the boy, and wanted to get things squared away.
Then, finally, last night, when you got so frisky, that was just confirmation. Did you realize that Jennifer heard us?"
"What? No, she didn't."
"She was using the bathroom last night, when we were having fun. If she didn't hear us, then she needs her ears checked."
"My stars, Fred, that's embarrassing."
"Why? She's young and in love, really in love, with a pretty responsible boyfriend, and it doesn't hurt one bit for her to know that her parents are in still in love, and still make love. What would make a prospective bride happier?"
"Fred Matthews, don't you be talking about any 'prospective bride' stuff, that's just way too early."
"Edna, do you know why they went to see the old cabin? Mark and I were out there, and he asked about it. I told him that's where we lived before dad passed away, and we moved into the big house. I told him that we had our wedding night in that old cabin. He asked how long we'd known each other before we got married, and I could tell, right away, that marriage was on his mind. He was worried that things were moving too fast between him and Jennifer."
"They
are
moving too fast!"
"And they're moving faster than you might think. When I told him that I had asked your father for your hand in marriage, he just sat there, on the horse, looking a bit stunned. Yeah, I pushed him, and asked if there was anything he wanted to ask me, and he did: he asked me for my daughter's hand in marriage. If I'm any kind of judge of men, he proposing to her right now."
"Fred,
no!"
"Why not? After all, they've already had their wedding night, so they might as well get on with the wedding!"
Jackie's story:
Ring! Ring!
There goes that dratted phone again. Why can't I ever get a Saturday alone in peace? "Hello?"
"Hello, favorite mother! Would you like to guess where your favorite son is right now?"
"Should I be hoping that this isn't your One Phone Call? I don't really have enough money for bail right now."
"Nope, nothing like that. I was wondering, would you like to have Saturday dinner with my fiancΓ©e's family?"