All Characters 18 or older
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Kalli's grandfather built furniture. That was her memory. He was the one who cared for her, when her parents dumped her every weekend and sometimes longer. He was the one who fed her, and bathed her, and tucked her in at night. His hands caressed her as her rocked her to sleep, and made sure she wore clean panties. His hands gave her love, and built furniture. He was huge and strong and knew everything.
"Anyone can saw a board in two, Kalli," he had told her," but you have to love the wood, put your heart in it, to make it smooth and silky; just like you." He would rub the chest of drawers, or the table, or the bed he was building, with his strong hands and guide her small hands to feel the surface, and then have her touch her own skin. "When you can make wood feel like your skin, when you can make it alive, you can craft Art, not just bric-a-brac."
He taught her how to judge raw lumber and how to tension a band-saw blade. His house became not a dumping ground but a home; the smells of teak and walnut like home cooking to other people. She knew shop safety, types of glue, and how to change the bits on a drill press, before she was able to drive a car.
No one even asked her when he died if she wanted his tools; they were too valuable to have "sitting around for nothing." When they carted away the jig saw she shed the tears that had not come with his death, for it was the last machinery they had shared; she kept the teak cut-out of "Kalli" that she made with his hands on hers as her most prized possession.
After that she would walk through her parent's house and touch his ligneous art, and feel his texture. She could feel his hands touch her from the highboys, buffets and sideboards and she could feel his love. As she got older, she would touch herself and compare her skin to his handiwork, and wonder which was better. Could anyone inlay silver into walnut like he could?
She always wanted to be like him. In high school people scoffed at her, and only when she was old enough to live on her own could she go to the technical college and sign up for woodworking classes. She didn't need a teacher. She worked a boring, crappy job, and lived on dirt, so she could pay for the chance to use the tools she couldn't afford to buy. The shining blades reflected the green of her eyes, giving to them some of the chlorophyll that breathed for the weald as they stood in groves and jungles in their first lives.
Mr. Klaus was the instructor, and he was an adamant misogynist. He thought women should be barefoot and pregnant and that they should polish their beautiful furniture and worship it and their husbands. He had blatantly told her she was wasting his time and her money.
"To get a certificate from this class, you have to complete a project I approve," he towered over her 5' frame with his strong hands and shoulders. "I can tell you, little Missy, nothing you ever make will be good enough for me!" He detested people who desecrated the sacred planks, and saw Kalli as unqualified to become a priest(ess) of the order of wood.
She didn't care; she could make Art, and that was enough. She could bear the jibes as long as she could build furniture. Klaus fumed, but he saw her skills and couldn't decide whether to mould them or crush them. She agitated his serenity.
When Kalli took a long hard piece of Oak, and held its thickness in her little hands, she felt strange stirrings inside that she could not describe. It had a smell almost of sweat, a roughness like an unshaved chin, a knowledge within it. Running her fingers lightly over a board of Walnut, she felt its tight pores, like a woman' nose, and saw its darkness contrast with her pale skin, and it made her nipples hard; caressing her cheek with a dense shaft of Ebony, tracing the almost invisible veins with her lips left her panting and barely focused, and wanting more. She loved as a druid, communing with the souls of trees.
Bloodwood was her penultimate rush; hard as rock maple, dense as rosewood, but malleable as mahogany, it was toxic. Cutting or sanding it required gloves and masks, for opening its beauty required seduction. It fought back fiercely if you forced its timbers apart and invaded its core.
Sanguine curlings the same color as her hair piled around her hands as she ripped into it, and made the wood of Blood yield. She unconsciously lifted one crimson covered hand to adjust her pony tail, and left sawdust that merged with her tresses.
Klaus ridiculed her and told her classmates, "There's an idiot girl who wastes a glorious and rare piece of Bloodwood when Pine is the best she's good for! This is Art, not a hobby! It's sacrilege! " He wished she would leave and feared she might.
She was not an idiot, but she was obsessed. Spreading her naked legs in front of a mirror, she saw not her tight labia and thighs, but the perfect symmetry of a well made miter joint. Her breasts were things that were sometimes useful in holding a plank to work on, sometimes obstructions to her vision. Her fingers were micrometers to measure smoothness, and compare it to her cheeks. Her hair was a way to imagine carvings. And she thought of sex as a well fitting mortise and tenon, not as an animal act. Even semen looked to her like white wood glue.
Not that she had seen much semen; with no brothers and no lovers, she was lost in the woods, so to speak. The men around her noticed her beauty, but she sought and saw beauty only when ripped, sawn, mitered, rabbeted, and grooved.
So if bringing life to wood was the ultimate test, why not bring the wood to life? As she studied and pondered, she was struck by pictures of Caryatids, the carved female figures the Greeks used as pillars on some temples on the Acropolis. Why not do that in wood? She had a willing model in herself, and a camera, and time.
So she spent hours naked posing for herself, photographing herself from every angle; close ups of her genitals and face, long shots of her entirety. She formed the visions in her head. A bombé chest of herself. A table with four Kalli copies standing as table legs to support a solid blood wood top. She imagined callipygian curves and decided that mahogany was the right wood.