Kat and I had been friends for many years. We met at work originally when she came to work at the same company that I did. We had become fast friends and kept it up even when after a couple of years, she moved on for a better offer at another company. Somewhere over that time it became a routine of ours to meet up after work on Friday at a local pub for drinks and dinner to catch up.
It started out as a typical Friday afternoon. Around 3:30 I received the usual text from Kat confirming our usual meet up. The text had become routine and unnecessary. If memory serves me right, we had only had to cancel twice over the last four years or so. But, at the same time it wouldn't have felt right if we didn't go through the motions. So, when her message came in asking if we were still on, I sent the obligatory reply confirming that we were still on, and it was my turn to drive. The pub we usually went to was not far from where I lived so she would usually meet me at my place and we would either go in my car, or if the weather was nice like it was tonight would enjoy about a 15-minute walk to it.
I was able to get off about 30 minutes early and head home to change clothes, so I was already set to go when she knocked on my door around 5:30. I opened the door, and she greeted me with her usual smile.
"Ready to go?" I asked returning her smile.
"You bet." she said as we headed out the door.
As we started walking down the sidewalk towards the bar, I could tell she had a bit of a rough day. She looked a bit careworn and pre-occupied.
"Bad day?" I asked.
She sighed before saying, "Oh my god yes. Rodger was in one of his moods and going into anyone within a 15-foot radius of him." Rodger wasn't her boss, but rather her boss's boss and could be a bit mercurial and was a jerk when he was in a bad mood. "I swear if he talks to me like that one more time I might just walk out." she said exasperated.
I had heard this from her more than once and was used to it. Any time Rodger would come around she would talk about quitting. I know she would probably not go through with it unless he really really got under her skin, but none the less I always comforted her when she vented her frustrations about the moody man.
"Don't let him get you down." I told her as we continued to walk towards our favorite watering hole. "If what you say about him is true, his bark is worse than his bite."
Kat sighed as she said, "Yeah you're right. As much as he blusters sometimes only one time that I know of has he actually fired anyone, and they did deserve it. I just don't understand why he has to be such an asshole."
"Could be any number of reasons." I said. "It could just be the way that he is. Could be a power trip for him. Maybe his wife fusses at him at home and he takes it out on you. Could be some sort of psychological disorder that's untreated." I paused for a second as she took in what I said and then added, "If it ever does really get bad you let me know and I'll get you back on with me."
She looked at me and smiled and said, "Thanks Bobby, you're the best."
"I'm sorry say that one more time." I said grinning.
"I said you're the best smartass." she said punching me playfully in the arm.
By this point we had arrived at the pub and as we went inside, we saw the small chalkboard just inside the door advertising the evening's drink specials. Kat's eyes lit up as she saw her favorite. "Ooh, half off margaritas and tequila shots." I sighed inwardly. While I loved Kat to death, she could get a little unruly under the influence of tequila.
We got a table and quickly ordered drinks and food. Her first margarita arrived, and she dove into it with gusto and I knew it would be a long night. She downed about a quarter of it in one go.
"You might want to take it easy on that Kat." I said.
She frowned at me and said, "Oh don't worry about me Bobby. Besides I need this after the way ass wipe talked to me today."
I knew then it would be a losing battle. Kat was a great person, but when she set her mind to something there was little chance of turning her back from it for better or worse. The best I could do at this point is minimize the damage.
It actually went better than I thought for the most part. Yes, she ended up drinking four margaritas with her dinner and did a couple of tequila shots and was quite tipsy, but so far hadn't made any sort of scene or gotten sick. On the plus side she was quite a bit more relaxed and seemingly over her bad day at the office.
That situation changed when we got up to leave though. Apparently sitting down was just containing her less than suitable condition. As she stood up, it became immediately apparent that walking unassisted would be a problem for her. She stumbled forward and if I hadn't been there to steady her, she probably would have hit the floor.
She giggled as I caught her arms and kept her from falling. "Oh, Bobby you're so strong." she said in a giggling slurring voice. I felt a little heat rise in me as other around the room saw what was happening.
I sighed as I said, "Come on Kat, let's get you home so you can sleep this off."
The walk back to my place was nothing short of a nightmare. I practically had to carry Kat, or she would have ended up on the pavement. Passers by naturally gave us skeptical looks and I prayed the whole time a cop wouldn't show up and arrest us for being drunk in public. The walk that normally took 15-20 minutes took almost an hour and the sun was almost down by the time we got back to my place.
Once inside my apartment I steered her towards my bedroom hoping she would sleep off the effects. It wouldn't be that easy. As I steered her, and half carried her my hand slipped down to her hips and she gave me a funny look.
"Hmmm." she said in an exaggerated alluring tone. "Felling frisky Bobby?" She then attempted to lean up and try to kiss me. Now I would be lying if I said I wasn't attracted to Kat and hadn't fantasized about kissing her or making love to her. Hell, a guy would have to be blind not to be attracted to her. But the last thing I wanted was for anything like that to happen when she was drunk and clearly not in control of herself.
I quickly moved my hand back up and said, "Come on Kat, let's get you in bed so you can sleep this off." Just as we passed the threshold of by bedroom door she turned and gave me a sly grin as she said,
"Now you're talking baby." Then she started pawing at the front of my shirt and pants. Thankfully in her inebriated state she wasn't able to get anything undone. I'm not sure what was more awkward, the fact that my best friend was drunk and coming onto me or the fact that I was actually turned on. Either way I had to get back control of the situation quick. Luckily, or unluckily depending on how you look at it, her body intervened.
She went "Ohhh." before putting a hand on her stomach. I knew what was coming and quickly steered her into the bathroom. I got her over the commode just in time as she started throwing up. I held her hair in place as she emptied the contents of her stomach. The sounds of her wrenching and puking started making my stomach uneasy, but thankfully I was able to keep it together. Eventually she was apparently finished as she slumped over the rim of the commode.
After letting her rest like this for a minute or so I put my arms around her sides and said, "Come on Kat. let's get you somewhere more comfortable." She must have been exhausted from throwing up because she didn't say anything she just slowly stood up under my steadying arms and let me guide her to my bed. I laid her on my side of the bed flat on her back, but she quickly rolled onto her side facing outward.
"Mmmm, you're so strong." she slurred as she gazed up at me with bleary eyes. Then she grimaced in pain.
"It's ok Kat, just close your eyes and rest." I told her gently. She shut her eyes and seemed to go into a restless sleep. I cut the all the lights except for the one by the armchair in my room, where I set up vigil. I had been around Kat long enough and been around drunk people enough to know there was a high probability of another round of puking before the night was over. So even though I had consumed a fair amount of alcohol myself and was ready for a good night's sleep I made myself some coffee and grabbed a book and kept vigil over my friend.
Somewhere after 2 in the morning I was still reading when I suddenly heard soft whimpering. I set my book down and moved over to the bed where Kat had rolled onto her back. She was clearly not awake and not aware of my presence as she continued to whimper softly. After a few minutes she quieted down, and I was about to go back to my chair and book when she started actually talking.
"So embarrassed." she whimpered softly. "Can't believe I...Bobby's going to kill me...He's never going to love me now..." She then went quiet, and her head rolled over sideways. After a minute or so of silence I made my way back to my chair. Instead of picking my book back up I let what she had said roll through my mind. 'He's never going to love me now.'
Naturally I was taken aback at the statement. It couldn't possibly be true I thought to myself. Kat and I were just friends and yes in my inner fantasy world I had imagined us together because she is a gorgeous girl that's all it was, fantasy. Then my mind started to wander. It suddenly occurred to me that in the five or six years we had known each other neither of us had really dated much. Neither one of us seemed to be able to get something going beyond two or maybe three dates before it was over. And over the last two years we both seemed to almost give up trying. I suddenly wondered why a young gorgeous woman would stay single and seek me out as her only male company.
I had to put this analysis on hold when I heard Kat whimpering again. In a flash I was at her side and this time she actually woke up. She was clearly in pain as she cracked her eyes open. "Mmmm." she moaned in pain as she tried to sit up. "Bobby...where am I?" she asked as she recognized me.
"It's ok Kat." I reassured her. "You're in my bed."
"What happ..." she started to say as a wave of nausea swept over her. I wasted no time in picking her up and carrying her into the bathroom for round two of throwing up. In a repeat of earlier I held her hair as she emptied the toxins from her system. When it was over this time though instead of just slumping over the commode she started sobbing. I moved her off of the commode and pulled her close to me as she cried.
"Bobby I'm so sorry!" she wailed as she continued to cry into my shoulder.
I held her close and stroked her back as I said. "Shhh, it's ok."
"Oh Bobby I'm so embarrassed. You must hate me now." she said still sobbing.
"I don't hate you Kat, far from it." I said as I continued to try to comfort her. By this point my knees were starting to hurt from kneeling on the hard bathroom floor. As her sobbing started to die down, I said, "Come on love, let's get you back in bed." She nodded gently as she let me help her up. She was able to move better on her own than she had been earlier, but I still kept an arm around her just in case.
"I feel like I've been run over by a truck." she said as I got her back to the bed.