Author's Note: To save you time, I'll say right away that this is a short(ish) story for straight males with a thing for alt girls, narrated in first person perspective. There's a long preamble, so if you just want to get to the sex right away, skip this part and go to Part 2. Enjoy.
P.S. Bonus points if you can figure out which Suicide Girl I had in my head while writing this. XD
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"This won't do," Milton said to me. "This won't do at all."
"What are you talking about?" I asked, taking the stack of papers he placed on the desk in front of me. "I worked my ass off on this!"
It was trueâI had spent the last two years reading, re-reading, and dissecting everything that H.P. Lovecraft had ever written, and had spent the last twelve months working on that thesis. I had already revised it twice.
"It just needs a few more revisions, Jonas. I've noted where." Milton gestured for me to look through the papers.
Just a "few"? Was he fucking kidding me? He butchered nearly every pageâout of 90, mind youâwith red ink. He was asking me to practically rewrite the whole damn thing.
I took the time to read over a few notes, then looked up at him. "Too subjective? I thought we agreed on the phenomenological approach last time."
"Yes, Jonas, I know, but that's not what I meant," Milton said, walking to his chair. "You're not criticizing Lovecraft enough. There are three whole sections where you mostly just praise the guy's genius and originality."
"He was a genius!" I said. "A master of Gothic horror who wrote stories that still resonate to this very day. The same can't be said about Poe, Walpole, and Byron."
"I can't agree with you in regards to Poe, and that's precisely the problem, Jonasâthose sections also have very little rebuttal. If I were to let you turn this in, the committee would rip you a new asshole when it comes time to defend it. You need to anticipate their arguments and preemptively nip them in bud right in the paper. It gives you a leg to stand on when they inevitably bring it up in the meeting."
I growled in frustration. The old man was right. I was such a fan of Lovecraft that I couldn't criticize him for too long before I started spouting off his merits. My analysis would sometimes digress into idol worship. If I wanted to get my Master's Degree in English Literature on the first try, my paper had to be the strongest it could possibly be. It would set the foundation for my entire career as a literary critic because it would be published by at least two peer-review journalsâthe university's and the intercollegiate one run by Milton himself. I was his protĂŠgĂŠ, so my successâor failureâwould reflect on him as well.
"How long do I have?" I finally asked him.
"You only have a month before you have to hand it in, so make the changes and give it back to me in two weeks. You'll have my notes a few days after that so you can utilize the rest of the time for last minute polishes and grade your students' finals."
I stood up and held out my hand. "Thanks. I appreciate your feedback. Dr. Milton."
Milton stood and shook my hand, but he had a bitter smirk on his face. "You say that now, but you're going to hate my guts by the beginning of next week."
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A week later I was ready to pull my hair out and scream, but I had to maintain my composure in front of my students.
"Alright, guys, that'll do it for today. Homework is pages 624 through 699 from the Norton Anthology, and for those of you who haven't already, don't forget to write up those annotations. Clock's ticking."
I smacked the book closed, and my students started packing up their things. A few of them handed in some papers as they left, a few didn't. I wasn't an overbearing instructor. I assigned a short one-page essay every other week, and while I liked having them turned in the week after they were assigned, they weren't technically due until the end of the semester.
I always took pride in being lenient because it was never much of a problem before, but I was regretting it now. My late deadline meant that the procrastinators in my class would start turning in their papers in bulk by the next class session, literally dropping a metric ton onto my already backbreaking workload. Some had already started doing so.
To make matters worse, a few students stopped by the podium to chat with me about the reading assignment. While I normally loved it when they engaged with the reading, today I didn't have time for itâbut I was obligated to listen to them and answer any questions.
In the midst of the conversation, a heavily tattooed girl with dyed-purple hair cleared her throat and said, "Hey, why don't we wrap up this conversation for now. We don't want to delay the next class by hogging the room."
There was a murmur of agreement among the students, but the purple-haired girl's British accent set her voice apart. The students said their farewells and started exiting the classroom. I breathed a sigh of relief and packed up my things.
As I exited the classroom, I heard someone say, "Could I have a word with you in private, Professor Berner?"
I knew who it was before I turned around. The British accent was distinctive. The purple-haired girl was leaning against the wall waiting for me.
"Um, sure..." I said as I reopened the classroom and ushered her inside. "And I've told you all I don't like being called that. I'm not a professorâyet. I'm just an instructor for now."
"Oh, but Professor suits you."
"Does it?" I asked with an incredulous chuckle. "I don't know, seems weird... I'm barely five years older than you guys."
"Five years makes a huge difference in academia. In other things too."
She had a point but I didn't have time for small talk. "What did you want to talk to me about, Victoria?"
She idled for a moment, her golden brown eyes shifting towards the door as it slowly slid closed.
The second it did, Victoria dropped her bag and sauntered towards me. It was amazing how this neon-haired girl could make jeans and chucks sexier than a dress and heels just by adjusting the rhythm of her gaitâbut being honest, the tight v-neck that exposed her tattooed chest also helped.
When she reached me, she grabbed my tie and pulled my face closer to hers. She wasn't wearing any perfume, but the smell of her green apple shampoo was intoxicating.
"'Victoria'?" she whispered. "No no... I told you ages ago to call me 'Vicky'."