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There is a drive by Literotica to only provide original human written stories devoid of AI involvement or influence. I agree with that stance. This story is written, 'proofed' by me and spellchecked by CompareOffice 2008. Any errors in this story are mine. Stay safe. Overwatcher.
Important Writers Note.
This is not a new story. Just added a bit of bling here and there. If it provokes a sense of deja vu then you may've come across it out in the ether. It no longer sits out there. Just here.
The story is in UK/Australasian English and uses Australian based dialog, words, phrases and colloquialisms. There are a lot of characters in the story. A lot merely form the background. Don't get lost in the background.
The story contains swearing and sex between partners only. The story is longish and the word count is approximately 11,030 words.
If any of the above mentioned concerns you, this may not be the story for you Mate.
Glossary of Australasian slang and colloquialisms used.
1. 'She's all jake.' - Things are alright.
2. Ambo's - Ambulance crew.
3. 'Biff-O' - To Strike or hit or get struck or hit.
4. 'Dicky-bird' - British cockney rhyming slang for 'word'
5. Piss - Alcohol.
(The drinking kind, not the race fuel kind).
6. Mini-Esky - Small drink cooler bag, holds about a dozen tinnies.
7. 'Tinnie' - Can of piss.
8. 'Fluff' - Female FWB.
9. Barbie - BBQ.
10. Bogans - Car culture hard case Yobbo's.
(Mostly used humorously amongst friends. Is not gender specific.)
11. Yobbo's - Bogans, Drongo's etc.
(Mostly used humorously amongst friends. Is not gender specific.)
12. Dropkick - Dumbass or idiot a.k.a Toss-pot, dipstick, dippy, fruitcake.
13. Yarn - A spoken story, conversation.
14. Sheila - Slang for woman, girlfriend etc.
15. Coruba - Jamaican Rum.
(Not that spiced crap neither).
16. Dag - Joker, Comedian.
Rav's Forever Girl.
"Ohhhhhh, that's gonna leave a mark Batman... Got ya ears on Trev mate?"
"Yeah Alan. I'm on my way over to get a word with Rav now... If he's still alive mate. Heh he."
"Alright, while you're getting over to check out Rav, Bruce Horn looks to be gettin' out of his car alright and Mike Rolf's movin' around inside his car... and the ambo's have just given the thumbs up, so 'she's all jake...'
In the meantime we should have the replay up on the big-screen... Now."
"Orf, Rav did take a good lick. Think the race stewards may take another look at that one I'm guessin'. You there yet Trev mate?"
"Yeah Alan, I'm here with Rav Carli, he's just gettin' outta his belts... MATE! You got a bitta biff-o out there tonight Rav. How's the body holdin' up?"
"Yeah, no. I'll live mate. Don't know the cars in the best shape. Still last meeting of the season which is prob'ly for the best. I seemed to've become a bit of a shit-magnet lately."
"Well good to see you still got a sense of humor Rav. And I've heard a 'dicky-bird' from a reliable source ya' in the runnin' for new driver of the season in ya class mate, so I guess I'll see ya at the prize giving in a fortnight?"
"Yeah, righto Trev, it's a date mate. You're buying the beers I hear."
"Yeah mate, I wouldn't be putting much onus on that if I was you. Anyway thanks for the words Rav, back to you Alan."
The wrecker arrived
, "Hey Rav - You went 'round the outside of Janssen. Got a death wish mate."
"Yeah, you'd think I would've learnt by now, I thought he was stayin' down low. He must a came straight across the apex and took my inside line away. Fuck'n hurt when Bruce hit me up the arse... Who won it Coot?"
Coot, short for Old Coot, because he is. An old coot.
"Gerry Aitchison. That'll give him track champion I think. Hah, Diane just about had it, she'll get second. Again. Be a toss up between Janssen and Mary for third and fourth."
Back to the pits, most of the guys had loaded up and were hitting the piss. I was stropping up when I spotted Diane Phillips walking towards me, Coruba and Coke in one hand, mini-esky on her shoulder and mischief smile on her face, "How's ya arse then Ravy."
Yeah, a wind-up.
"Just fine Diane, thanks for asking.
I tried to turn her wind-up around on her
. So land track champ Di?"
Nup. Not biting. Her smile stayed
, "Nah, not enough points to beat Gerry. Second place again. But hey, at least I bet the first pussy in third place - Janssen... See what I did there Ravy. Huh, huh!"
She exploded in laughter at her own joke..
"Yeah, laugh it up second-place Stacy."
"Anyway mate, who you taking to the prize-giving?"
"No one. Just me. Why?"
"Nah, no reason. Just wondered. You know. Thought you might've picked up a bitta fluff of one kind or the other.."
"Nope.
"Have you guys used that new machine shop over on East St?"
"Nah, they any good? We'll use them if they are. It'll beat traipsing into the city."
"Matt uses him. Reckons he knows his stuff, good gear, all CNC. Quick to get the job done. Good pricing too. Evidently he's got a hot little daughter too."
I grabbed a tinnie out of Di's esky and sat on the trailer,
"Okay. A machinist with a fancy daughter. Gee. What's the chances, ay Di."
My sarcasm didn't seem to gel..
"Bit of a hotty according to my boy's."
Diane caught the look of disdain on my face when she mentioned her workers - bunch of little toss-pots,
"Don't disrespect my boy's Rav, they're good workers. She's gorgeous from what they say."
"I'll check it out, got a bit of machinin' to get done."
She shuffled off
.
Bit of a weird conversation... for Diane.
I wandered down the line of vehicles, towards the club picking up the odd straggler as we went. It turned out to be a good night, plenty of lies and too much to drink, 'barbie' helped. I slept in the cab of my ute.
_ _ _
A week later my boss asked me to take a gear selector shaft into town to L&N Engineering so they could make a new shaft. The manufacturer supplied item delivery time from Poland was five weeks. L&N had knocked them out in a coupla' days. One shaft is shorter so they needed the old one as an example,.
When Jim gave me the address it was the engineer Diane talked about. I parked across the road from the workshop, the roller door to the workshop was open, hopped over the chain across the doorway and strolled on in. Easy job, meet the boss, drop the item off, leave a contact. Job done - sweatless.
There was a guy working at one of the CNC machines, older fella. I stood by the Machine until he saw me, he yelled over the noise: "Won't be a minute."
Turning the machine off we went through the whole intro thing, "Yeah gidday mate, I'm Alan Martin, pleased to meet you Rav."
Friendly chappie.
"My boss asked me to drop this off so you can make a new shaft to the right length, evidently you know all about this. He said he'd rung ya about it?"
Alan said: "Have you seen Nick?" he pointed "In the Office."
"Nah Alan, I came through the roller doors and straight to you."
He looked at me, "Ah okay. Look go see Nick, get the job signed in. If you leave it with me it'll get left and forgot."