[Author's note: Well, Gentle Reader, once again I was surprised by the characters I write about. I did not see that coming. I'm surprised, although I don't know why. Ugly ducklings who discover they are really swans often have extreme reactions. Oh, my beloved Paula, what will become of you now? I hope your clients are good to you but I worry. The life expectancy of whores in this old world doesn't make me optimistic. But if you can really be the best, well, maybe you can retire in comfort before the calendar and its handmaiden gravity take away the charms that make you so damn attractive. Well, let's see how it goes for her, shall we?]
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If you're going to be a whore," I said to the woman in the mirror, an odd, exotic creature I barely recognized, "at least be a good one."
My hair was fresh from the salon, a shade redder than my natural color. David had given me a choice. I could use his credit card and consider it a "draw" against earnings or I could use my own card and keep my full 60 percent.
I used my credit card.
If I was to be a whore I would be a good one but I would damn sure approach it as a business.
My hair was a little redder, and cut in a new style, a change from the same straight cut with bangs I had worn since about the seventh grade.
When I smiled, my teeth were very white. They'd damn well better be after I had spent $650 and a very uncomfortable two hours in the dentist's chair to get them that way.
The little diamond, well, glass, stud in my nose was new too, another painful visit, at least just a second or two of very sharp pain for this one.
I was doing my face. My first "appointment" with a new "client" was this evening. I was to "escort" an engineer I had never seen before, to the final banquet of a three-day conference and he specified that he wanted a "whore who looked like a whore."
My base was very pale, setting off my red hair. The blush on my cheeks highlighted my cheekbones with a light dusting of a darker blush to show them off further. The eyeshadow was next, a very bright blue done heavy, obvious, setting off my new hair color.
I did my lips the brightest scarlet I could find. I sealed it with gloss so they looked wet.
The eyelashes I applied were ridiculous butterfly lashes. When I closed my eyes I felt the brush my cheeks.
"Oh, yeah," I said aloud to that woman in the mirror, "no doubt what you are."
I stared at myself and then added, "Whore."
I took the stopper out of my ridiculously expensive
Pherazone
, something I had dropped over two hundred dollars on. It's not really a scent or a perfume. It's pure pheromones guaranteed to give any man within about fifteen feet a hardon and to piss off pretty much any woman. I touched the little glass dropper to each armpit, behind my ears, and lifted my clitoral hood and touched there too.
Face done, I walked, naked, to the closet.
He wanted a whore, David said, so I picked out things that would make my profession obvious.
The top I selected was asymmetric, the current style, a very bright blue, the single strap fitting over my shoulder while the neckline trailed well down my ribs on the opposite side. The material wasn't exactly sheer but it was clear that any bra I owned was still in the drawer.
The garter belt was white and had four suspender straps on each leg. I wondered, as I settled it above my big hips, what it was that men found so damn sexy about a garter belt, but I didn't object. It's a lot easier to pee when all you have to do is get your panties out of the way. The hose were so pale they almost didn't exist but the slightly darker band at the top would show, especially where the suspenders hooked to the hose, something David had assured me was a look men appreciated. The most prominent thing on the hose was the seam, and I did that twist-and-bend thing to look over my shoulder and make sure those seams were ruler-straight.
The thong I pulled on next was the same color as the top. I hated it. I spent a good bit of my life trying to keep my panties from riding up into the crack of my caboose and now the style said I had to buttfloss. But, again, David had assured me it was part of a whore's uniform so I carefully flossed my ass until everything was even.
The skirt barely reached the tops of the nylons but three inches of fringe gave me the appearance of modesty as long as I didn't move. As soon as I moved, though, the fringe started swaying, putting more of me on display.
My belly button was exposed, a gap of about three inches between the skirt and top. I took the little belly button ring out and replaced it with a ridiculously gaudy, rhinestone-encrusted dangler that no one could miss.
I eased my sleeves up my arms. They are like those long evening gloves you might see in a movie from the 1950s where the dresses brushed the floor and the men were in tuxedos. The difference was that these fit very tightly. I had to work them up my arms like the nylons on my legs and they were tight enough that the soft pad at the back of my upper arm bulged dramatically. There were no fingers, just a loop for my thumbs.
The shoes were blue as well, five-inch stiletto heels and ankle straps, what I used to think of as "fuck me" shoes went on my feet and I stood, feeling like I was on stilts.
I tottered over to my jewel box, getting used to the ridiculous heels. I don't have much jewelry, but what I have is good quality. I took the little sapphire studs out of the lowest hole on my earlobe and put them into the box. Then I selected the biggest, gaudiest earrings in the box. They were
chandeliers
, silver threads supporting turquoise stones, heavy enough that they pulled my earlobes out of shape.
I walked to the bedroom door, closed my eyes, and swung the door shut.
When I opened them there was no doubt what I saw in the full-length mirror that hung on the back of the door.
That was a whore. There was no doubt about it.
"
At least," I thought, staring, "you don't look like a streetwalker trying to turn a dozen tricks a night in your crib. You have maintained a little class."
I felt tears start to well up in my eyes and said, aloud, "Don't you cry, bitch. Don't you
dare
fuck up my work!"
I took a deep breath, let it out, and did it again.
"All right, Whore," I said aloud, meeting my eyes in the mirror, "get out there and start earning your keep."
I walked down the stairs and found David busy at the computer, doing something with some pictures. I was always fascinated with the way he would manipulate things. He would draw a frame around something, maybe the whole picture. Then he'd do some pointing and clicking and say something like, "Oh, yeah," or maybe, "Oops, no." The thing is, I could see absolutely no change. But he was concentrating hard and jumped when I touched him on the shoulder.
He turned and looked me up and down.
And he smiled. Not his well-practiced grin, the one that got me out of my panties that first time, but a real smile.
He reached into his bag, the one he always carried in lieu of a wallet, and pulled out a red flower. He stood, came to me, and put the flower in my hair so it peeked out above my ear.
"I told George that you'd have a red flower in your hair," he said. "He's paid for plenty of extras, so just don't say 'no' to him, got it?"
I was abashed and barely managed a nod.
"Okay," he said, patting my ass, "get that big moneymaker out there and start making me some money."
And the way he said it, so casually, dismissing me as if I was an employee he was telling to get to work, made our new relationship clearer to me than spending the time to make myself look like a whore had.
"Well," I said, "thanks for telling me his name at least."
He had turned his back, dismissing me, and waved over his shoulder.
"Can you tell me, at least, what he paid for," I asked.
He spun on the office chair and glared at me.
"You just don't say fucking 'no' to anything," he said, "now get that big ass to work."