All characters are at least 18 years old.
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Hank
"Let's not do that again," I groaned.
"Which part?" Jean asked as she loaded leftovers onto two plates.
"Sleeping on the couch. God, that sucked."
She chuckled as she popped a plate in the microwave. "That's a sign you're getting old, prof." She leaned back on the counter and grinned. "Maybe we should get you a cane or walker soon."
"Y'know, I'm not that much older than you," I grumbled. "And doesn't that mean you're dating an old geezer?"
"You're welcome, by the way, you old fuck," she guffawed. "Like a hottie like me would ever date your dusty ass."
"Ho, you little brat," I muttered playfully, and she squealed as I chased her around the apartment. I ended up cornering her in the bedroom, tackling her onto the bed in a chaotic ball of laughter. With her pinned down, I affixed her with a light-hearted glare. Her response was a challenging raised eyebrow, and I leaned closer.
"Don't be corny," she warned, and I kissed her. She moaned softly, but when I pulled away she was grinning again. "Jeez, was that 'your move,' prof? Sooo lame."
"If I told you your professor was a bit of a player back in the day, would you believe me?" I prompted.
"Fuck no."
"Damn."
She giggled before interlocking her fingers behind my head. "Now give me some more of that corn, prof," she lilted, pulling me back. She nibbled on my lips as we kissed, and I feared it was too early in the day for what was about to follow. Too early in the relationship too, perhaps.
When we parted I regarded her with bedroom eyes, and she turned an adorable shade of pink. "Oh, Jean," I breathed.
"What is it, sir?" she squeaked. Once again, her bravado had evaporated, making me relish this even more.
"You're making me feel... really corny," I whispered.
It took her a second for her to react, and then she burst into laughter and shoved my chest to get me off. "Oh my God, you are
so
awful!" she cried. "Get out. Get out for that!"
"This is
my
bedroom," I protested, grinning widely.
"Doesn't matter! Punny people get the couch!" she declared.
I turned away from her, scoffing quietly, "As if you could sleep without me, you big baby."
"Hey!"
She fell for the bait, bounding at me. I grabbed her in a hug as soon as she was in range, trapping her arms against her sides, and she struggled helplessly against me. I chuckled before planting a kiss on her lips, which she bashfully accepted with a pout.
"Hey, you," I murmured. "I was thinking, you said you were off work for the holidays, right? I was thinking, we should probably find you a job at a more... I dunno, normal workplace?"
She sighed. "I told you, prof. It's like I was blacklisted everywhere. I'm only working at Taboo now because everywhere else turned me down."
I frowned. "What kind of places did you apply for?"
She rattled off a long list of entry-level jobs, including restaurants, grocery stores, the movie theater, and a couple of bars. Even with just the examples, it was no insignificant number of businesses. I nodded in contemplation, letting her out of my embrace.
"That is strange," I admitted, before dismissing the issue. "Anyway, you didn't really get a chance to unpack yesterday, so it's about time you do so."
"You're... really letting me stay here?" She looked down at her feet, her voice quiet.
"I am. We just need to be quiet about this, okay? Otherwise I'll be in huge trouble."
"I know." She stole a glance at me before hugging me. "Thank you."
I smiled and pet her head. "Get settled in, okay? I gotta take care of a few things after lunch, I'll be back for dinner. Get all your clothes washed, too. You're not gonna be smelling like garbage bags ever again."
She swallowed and nodded, eyes misting up as she hugged me again.
"Try not to burn the place down while I'm gone."
She grinned. "No promises."
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"Yeah, I remember this girl." The supermarket manager scratched his stubble, looking somewhat troubled. "Came in looking for a job. Why do you ask?"
"But she doesn't work here now. Why is that? Was she not qualified?" I put the picture of Jean away, my eyebrows knitting together.