CHAPTER 1
The big restaurant was empty when Nigel Summers took a seat. A waitress hurried over and said, "Where're not open."
"That's okay. I'll sit here till you are ready to serve."
She hesitated. He said to give him a break; he'd been on his feet all day job-hunting.
The blonde with two rings on her ring finger returned to the table. "Have you tried Johns and Samuels, home garden supplies and garden systems installers and home garden renovators?"
"No."
She gave him the address and said to try them. Her sister was head of HR.
"What the garden center is large enough to have a human resources department?"
"Yes and it's more than a garden center. J & S as they market themselves have almost 240 people on the payroll. My sister's name is Mrs Wilks. Tell her I referred you. My name is Jenny Hopkins."
"Okay and thanks."
"I can see you look weary. I'll be back in a minute with a complimentary beer."
Next morning Nigel sat in front of Mrs Wilks, having asked for her personally.
"You don't look like a gardener with that fair and unlined complexion and neither do you look like someone who installs watering systems. Am I correct?"
"Indeed but as your receptionist probably told you I'm new in the city, looking for a job."
"Did you quit your last job or were you fired?"
"I quit because my finance-to-be, the boss's daughter, dropped me on her father's say-so. He paid me my dues and then a bonus of five thousand bucks to get out of town. I was pretty hacked off at with him and especially his daughter. I decided to leave town."
"I see. Well who are you likely to marry here if I place you somewhere?"
"Probably not you as it would be bigamy although I suppose I could wait for the divorce to come through."
Mrs Wilks laughed and said he displayed confidence, a bit of style and had humor.
"I have these references and my CV here. Why don't I go to the staff café for coffee while you call Mr Able my former boss and find out about me."
"You mean the guy who forced you to quit?"
"Yes."
"God you are over-confident."
Nigel laughed as said she'd find Mr Able a straight shooter. "It's just he has a bitch for a wife who has someone else lined up for their daughter."
In the café Nigel took his coffee and bagel to where a woman was seated at a table with a white linen tablecloth. The other tables had no coverings.
"Mind if I join you?"
"Not at all. Are you new?"
Nigel said probably, he was waiting for Mrs Wilks to check him out with his previous employer who'd paid him $5000 to leave.
"God, you must have been a real asshole," she laughed, so Nigel told her the story.
As he related he watched a change in the woman, undecided what it could be. It was more than sympathy but that was as far as his mind could go while he concentrating with his recital. The woman said she was sorry for him but Nigel said sometimes those sort of things were meant to happen.
The woman sipped coffee and studied him and then asked, "Would you like to trial as my PA?"
"What and have those breasts handing over my ear while you study my work... how could I concentrate?"
"How dare you!"
She'd practically spat that out so Nigel knew he was in a hole. Who the hell was she? He pulled out a handkerchief and dabbed the cheek facing her. Just as he'd hoped, she turned, soft-blushed and said almost in horror that she was sorry some of her spittle had reached him.
"Don't be sorry. I inadvertently riled you. I like my little jokes you know."
"No I didn't know," she said, switching to mildly contemptuous.
He said hopefully, "It pays to be ready to laugh otherwise we look sour as if we are ready to cry."
The woman was back to being soft although with a tinge of despair. "I have been crying rather a lot lately."
Looking sympathetic Nigel said, "Was it your mother or perhaps your cat?"
"What?" said the woman, groping for comprehension, her forehead furrowed and her face now looked pinched.
"Um the thing that's making you unhappy."
She managed to smile. "God for a male you know how to talk to a woman but in this instance are a little adrift." She bent forward and whispered, "On top of everything else my fucking husband is divorcing me."
Nigel leaned forward, their heads less than a foot apart. "Was he fucking someone else?"
"Yes," she said, straightening up. "Oh God why am I telling you this?"
"Could it be you were sitting alone desperate to find release, any level of release?"
She was attractive. Actually her tits didn't look outstanding but she had long eyelashes and her eyes, now searching him, were violet and hers was the baby's bottom type of skin.
Nigel waited instinctively knowing not to speak and wondered what she had meant saying 'On top of everything else'.
"I guess we ought to become better acquainted."
Nigel thought no way could she mean what he was thinking. Scoring the second night in the city without picking up a bar slut was too good to be true; she had to be meaning something less engaging.
"I'm Philippa Shields director of administration for the company."
"I'm Nigel, Nigel Summers. For a moment there I thought you meant you were going to let me sleep with you... er offer me hospitality, me being new to the city."
She appeared to x-ray him, looking only at his neck. "Beware Nigel I'm into fitness and lift weights and do believe I'm capable of knocking your head off for a trophy if you talk filthy to me like that again."
"Sorry, I couldn't resist. I wasn't to know you offend easily. It was meant as a slightly hopeful retort to help lighten your day."
"Could you sleep with me... er in my apartment without touching me?"
"No way. And I really mean that."
"Hmmmm. I must make a diary note of that in case I ever become hard up."
"I've made a right fool of myself Philippa. I'll be off as you'll probably block my attempt to find a position through HR."
"Stay for ten minutes Nigel and tell me about yourself and your business qualifications and experience."
He left the café feeling rather bewildered because he'd found some of her questions and her responses to some of his answers rather incomprehensible. His confusion could perhaps be summed up by her final comment, "I feel you have been sent to me by Providence?" What on earth did that mean? If it were sex she wanted from him a big girl like here would know she'd only have to ask or even give him that certain look. Perhaps she was a cog short?
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Mrs Wilks looked at Nigel, shaking her head in disbelief. "My sister called to ask if you had been in and I said yes. She asked me to find you something because you appeared to be a forthright and personable young man. And now our cold-hearted boss called to instruct me to sign you on without a trial as her PA. Did you take her into the bathroom?"
"Mrs Wilks, that is an improper question," Nigel said mockingly.
"And I still await the answer."
"No I didn't place a finger on her or issue threats. I think she found me forthright, verbally entertaining and a guy in need of a break. My track record impressed her and when she offered me the position I said yes but no trial. She laughed and said easily agreed to because it was likely the other women would conspire to make my life a misery to drive me from the office. She said they would find it intolerable having a male PA in their midst and even worst one who did not appear to be gay."
"Ohmigod."
"Isn't the situation of women being against non-gay men as a PA a breach of employment law and what's so fucking great about gay men?"
"Nigel, please calm down. You've come this far negotiating a rather rocky road with apparent incredible ease. Don't blow it on the home stretch. Have you any idea what a PA does?"
"Yes, a PA acts as the personal assistant to his/her boss doing everything the boss chooses not to do and supporting emotionally the boss if the boss is female."