"That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard."
He leans forward and wiggles his eyebrows. "Is that a yes or a no?"
I smile. "No." I reach for him, wrapping one arm around him, and draw him down. I clench my thighs around his hips and angle my hips to give him entrance. "No, but you can fuck this." He shifts his pelvis to complement the angle of my own.
Strike one: his dick slides between my ass cheeks. I jump. "Not there!" We both laugh and I solve the problem by slipping a hand between us and guiding his twitching cock into me. "There." Home Run, or in this case, Score.
He licks his lips and his voice drops to a whisper as he presses himself forward. "There?" I'm still dry and he meets the resistance of my flesh. It's somewhat painful but I don't mind. I know that after a few strokes it won't be a problem.
"Yes there." He props his arms on either side of my body and picks a rhythm, deciding to fuck me slow and sweet. Each thrust is like a humming bird dipping into a flower's nectar as his dick draws a little more of my body's natural lube upward, coating my inner walls and making the going easier. I am becoming slick and hot and swollen.
I close my eyes and pull him down, pressing my mouth to his. I am too distracted by the magic he's working between my legs to make it a kiss so it becomes nothing more than the press of my lips to his and the transfer of his sweat to my skin. He tastes of salt. It's a good taste, reminding me of last night's tequila. He is moving inside of me in slow deep strokes that I can feel in my stomach and I struggle to work my hips in a counter tempo to his.
He breaks our lip lock to breathe and I mumble, "Faster." Faster, harder, deeper, my mind shouts. He quickens his pace, abandoning depth for speed. The sweet slick movement between my legs is 'delicious' written in my head in huge red letters. I concentrate on trying to concentrate on how exactly his flesh feels inside of mine.
I want to feel every nuance rather than just losing myself in delirious rutting. My mouth wants to yell, "Fuck Me!" I turn it into a string of groans, trying to keep my thoughts from going helter skelter. I'm marveling at how the connection between us is like an umbilical cord, how this act can become the center of the universe for us. I am definitely enjoying myself.
My body is building its self to a climax. I can feel the whispers of orgasm forming. It won't happen but the pressure and tingling sensations are pleasant. I give one more throaty moan and he shoves himself violently into me. His body jerks and twitches before he goes rigid. I can feel the pulsing spurts of his cock and I clench and unclench my PC muscles, milking him and enjoying the contractions of my own little psuedo-orgasm.
He body goes limp, relaxing and sagging against me with all his comforting weight and I can feel his dick doing the same thing. Shriveling inside of me to retreat turtle-like to his folds of skin. I open my eyes and find him looking at me; only from this distance he appears to have only one eye. A bead of sweat drips from his nose onto my lips. I laugh softly and lick it away. He wipes his face with the back of his hand and I tilt my chin up, capturing his lips in a kiss; a real kiss this time.
Inhaling deeply, he rolls off me and onto his back, staring up at the ceiling. His cock is still wet with my juices and a thick rope of spunk clings to the silken skin, shimmering like a rope of pearls. I can feel the same spunk dripping from inside me as I sit upright. I imagine it catching in the net of my pubic hair. I lay my hand on his chest. "Let's go get some breakfast."
He swivels his head around to eyeball me. "What did you have in mind?"
I smile and give my best approximation of a mischievous wink. "I was thinking pancakes and maybe some fresh O.J. I've got some oranges in the fridge."
He smiles slightly. "What kind?"
I am now trying not to laugh. "Navel, of course. Were you thinking tangerines, maybe?"
He is having trouble keeping a straight face as well. "Sounds like the centerpiece of a lovely brunch there, dear." We both laugh like idiots, amused with our own little puns then we bound out of bed and head for the kitchen.