"They once called Rome the navel of the world." We are laying in bed, naked and drowsy with Saturday night's binge drinking still heavy in our limbs and eyelids. He has placed his hand on my stomach, twirling his index finger in my belly button. I open my eyes and regard his sleepy face.
"What brought this on?"
He shrugged. "Just thinking about the trip coming up."
"Hmm, I thought it was Naples."
He smiles. "Naples?"
I shift, turning on my side and tuck my head under his chin. "You know, Naples, navel. Almost homonyms."
"Hominy? Isn't that that white corn like nasty stuff that your mother makes?"
I snicker and tap a finger against his lips. "Never mind."
He wraps his arms around me and I can hear the beat of his heart in my ear. "I think we're both wrong anyway. It's a Native American myth I think. I can't remember."
I sling one leg over his and burrow my face into the humid warmth at the crook of his neck, that tender little fold of skin where neck meets shoulder. "Oranges." My voice is muffled against his skin.
"What?" I can hear the beginnings of laughter in his voice.
"Navel oranges, the ones that sometimes have the little baby oranges growing inside them."
"What about them?"
I wiggle away, dragging myself into a sitting position and I poke a finger into his abdomen to emphasize my point. "Well, the navel is the center. Everything else develops around it. Center of creation, I guess. Like the orange, a new one growing around the navel or a baby growing around the navel."
He looks down at his stomach, less than flat the older her gets, and then looks back at me with a lopsided grin. "Center, huh? Pretty deep thinking for so early. No more tequila nights for you, babe."
I fold my arms over my chest, unintentionally mounding my breasts, getting huffy. "I'm serious. It's the center. That's why something would be the navel of the world. It's important. I think it's also the center of gravity in a human."
He touches his index finger to my belly button again. "So...if I cut your belly button out..." At this point the trails off and proceeds to grab a handful of my soft flesh. He works his fingers in, tickling me unmercifully.
I laugh wildly and my body jerks in uncontrolled spasms as I try to move away from him. He continues tickling me with sadistic glee and pushes his voice into a faux German accent. "In-te-resting. Very in-te-resting. Eet appears zat eeny deesruption of zee navel area causes immediate loss of subject's motor functions."
"Brian, stop! I'm going to wet myself!" I manage to gasp this out as I grope wildly for his hand. He stops then, leaving me gasping and mussed on the suddenly messy bed sheets. I'm tying to catch my breath and suddenly he looms over me. My vision is filled with his face.
He thrusts a hand between my legs and without grace his finger seek the entrance to my cunt. "Looks like you're already wet, sweetheart. " It's true. I can feel the slickness between my legs but it's not arousal. Its just natural juices that have no place to go except my inner thighs. His rough fumbling fingertips are stirring arousal though. They feel so nice.
I laugh and tuck my hands under my head. "Wouldn't that make your job easier."
He dips his head closer and plants a kiss between my breasts. "Oh, it's not a job. Wholly my pleasure."
His hand is still stroking the hood of my clitoris and my inner lips. Wet I might be but his touch still feels rough and friction laden. I don't mind though, the brief contact with my clit is nice. The electric shivers that spark through my pelvis and down into my toes more than compensate. And his warm mouth descending on my nipple is even nicer. "Mm, my pleasure too."