Then Debbie's phone rang, waking her up. "Do you need to get that, Honey?" I asked.
"Yeah, I probably should! It's probably my mom wondering what the fuck happened to me!" Debbie responded.
As I stood up, she rushed over to her shorts, grabbed her phone, and enthusiastically exclaimed "Hi Mom!"
"Hi Debbie!" I heard a fairly gravelly but feminine voice respond. "Marissa said you went to Tammy's early this afternoon. Are you still there?" I figured out during the conversation that Marissa is Debbie's 14-year old sister and Tammy is Cassidy's mother.
"Uh no, hold on!" Debbie then whispered to me "Get another blunt!" I grabbed a blunt and a lighter, and handed them to her. She lit the blunt and positioned me so that we were standing side by side, with me on her right. I put my left hand on her left shoulder while she held her phone in her left hand and the blunt and the lighter in her right hand. We shared the blunt during the conversation.
"Okay," Debbie said and she put in a FaceTime request. Her mother immediately accepted. I saw a beautiful woman about my age who was 5'5" and 230 lbs. with a face almost identical to Debbie's, and thick blonde curly hair that went almost down to her waist. She was wearing a light blue sleeveless shirt that read "Florida" and had a drawing of a beach. Her arms were heavily tattooed, much more than Debbie's or Cassidy's. Debbie held the phone so that her mother could see both of us from a little below our chests on up. Seeing her daughter topless and with a much older man, Debbie's mother grinned, looking very surprised but not at all upset. "Mom," Debbie said, "this is my boyfriend and our new weed dealer!"
"Hi, I'm Anita!" she said enthusiastically.
"Hi, it's nice to meet you!" I said.
"You too!" Anita then spoke to her daughter "Why didn't you tell me you had a boyfriend, Honey?!"
"He just became my boyfriend today!" Debbie said, gushing in a manner typical of a teenage girl in love for the first time.
"I can hardly wait to hear this story!" Anita responded grinning.
"Well, after I went to Tammy's, I suddenly got hungry and went to McDonald's." Debbie then reached down, grabbed her shirt, and held it so that her mother could see it. "He was there and he noticed my shirt and this tattoo (motioning her upper left arm toward the phone), so he bought my lunch, and then we sat down and talked and everything was awesome, and he showed me a blunt and invited me to come back to his apartment and smoke it with him, so I did, and we totally fell super hard for each other, and he said he'll give us all the weed we want, and he'd give me all the tattoos I want!"
"How old are you?!" Anita asked me, smiling.
"45!" I said.
"Wow, so am I!"
"I hope you approve of me being with your daughter!"
Debbie quickly interrupted with "I hope all the weed he's going to give us makes you overlook the age difference!"
But Anita said to me "The weed is awesome, but as long as you always treat my baby girl like a queen, that's good enough for me!"
"I promise I will!" I said.
"And try to get her to stop smoking cigarettes while you're at it!"
"I will!"
Debbie then interjected "Hey, I've only smoked one cigarette in eight hours since meeting him!"
"That's a big improvement! Now when are you coming home?!" Anita asked her daughter.
"Well, we're both way too fucked up to drive, so I hope it's okay if I spend the night here!"
"Of course it is, Honey; the most important thing is that you're safe."
"I'm very safe as long as I'm in my super awesome boyfriend's arms!
I then added "I'll make sure she gets to school on time tomorrow morning!"
"I appreciate that," Anita said. "I'm so proud of her that she's going to be the first person in the family to graduate from high school!"'
"Yeah," said Debbie, "and I'm also proving that weed doesn't lower your IQ! I've been fucking doing it since 6th grade and I still fucking make the honor roll every nine weeks!"
"Anita," I asked, "Do you approve of your daughter's extremely filthy mouth?!"
"Well, mine is almost as bad!" Anita responded. "And seriously, her filthy mouth, and her cigarette smoking, are just about the only two bad things about her. She's such a wonderful lady, and that's much more important than anything else. She's an incredibly sweet and caring girl and she never does anything to hurt anyone."
"Unlike that fucking dumb ass bestie of mine!" Debbie interjected.
"So what happened at Tammy's?" Anita asked.
Debbie then responded in a typical teenage girl fashion - excitedly telling the story, talking very fast, and giving lots of details. "Okay, here's the situation! Well you remember when Cassidy got locked up on Friday, she called me from the police station and just told me that she got arrested for stealing some electronics from Best Buy, and she asked me to ask her mom to go bail her out?!"
"Right" Anita said.
Debbie then continued "Well, I called Tammy and told her, and she was fucking pissed off, but she said she'd go over and bail her out after work. And I didn't call either of them yesterday because I figured they'd both be in a rotten fucking mood, and I'd just wait to see Cassidy on the school bus on Monday and she'd update me on everything. But anyway, while you were at work this morning, Cassidy called me again and told me that she's still in jail and to go back to her apartment and beg and do everything I can to get Tammy to go bail her out. So I went over about 12:30 and Tammy told me the whole story. It turns out that Cassidy left out a lot of fucking shit!"
"So is it worse than what she told you?" Anita asked.
"Oh, fuck yes, about 50 times worse!"
"Shit, what did that fat spoiled cunt do?!"
"Okay, well on Friday, she got off the bus near the plaza where Family Dollar is (I later figured out Family Dollar is where Tammy works). She said she was going to get a hair cut at Great Clips and then ride home with her mom. So I was like, that's cool, and I asked her if she'd like me to go with her, you know, just to hang out, but she got really bitchy and insisted that I don't, which is totally unlike her, because we usually do everything together, and looking back now I should've been suspicious, especially because she just got a haircut like two fucking weeks ago! But anyway, get this! She took her Tammy's car from the parking lot without permission, went to Best Buy, parked it next to the emergency exit, went inside and loaded up a shopping cart with a giant screen TV, a computer, and a bunch of other expensive shit, went out the emergency exit and set off the fucking alarm, and then she tried to load up all the shit in the car, but the TV got stuck in the shopping cart and the security guy grabbed her, and she tried to punch him in the face with her keys! So then she gets arrested, they tow the car, and then when Tammy gets off from work, she's planning on going to bail Cassidy out, but then she notices her car is gone, so she calls around the towing places and finds out that she has to fucking pay $150 to get her car back, and then she has to take a fucking taxi to the fucking tow yard. So anyway, Tammy told me that this made her realize that she's spoiled Cassidy rotten and let her get away with way too much fucking shit over the years and she finally needs to start suffering the consequences of her actions. I mean, shit, she's fucking 18 now, she's never had a job, she's lazy as fuck, and Tammy got that part time job at Marathon just to get her unappreciative daughter those fucking Taylor Swift tickets for her birthday, and this is the fucking thanks she gets for it."
"Well, when Cassidy was growing up, I kept telling Tammy that she needed to lash that girl's fat ass with a leather strap once in a while, like I did to you, but she would never do it, and now she's paying the price."
"Yeah, definitely. But anyway, Tammy said she's not paying Cassidy's bail and not getting her a lawyer, so she's going to be in jail until she either pleads guilty or her trial is over. Either way, she'll probably be released on time served, but it looks like she's going to be in jail for a few months until then, and I hope that fucking straightens her spoiled ass out."
"We can only hope."
"I mean, you know how much I love her, and she can be sweet as fuck when she's in a good mood, but shit, she's such a fucking dumb ass sometimes!"
"I've noticed, and I'm so glad you haven't let her drag you down with her."
"You taught me well, Mom!" Then suddenly changing her facial expression to mischievous, she added "In more ways than you realize!"
Grinning, Anita responded "I can hardly wait to find out what you mean by that!"
"Then I'll tell you! A few hours ago, I gave him my first blow job, and I did it exactly the way I've seen you do it!"
I was shocked, but at the same time thought it was hot, while Anita was also shocked, as her face turned bright red in embarrassment, though she was also trying hard not to break out laughing!
Debbie then said to me "Whenever I heard my mom's boyfriend drive in, and she went to answer the door, Cassidy and I would run into my mom's room, hide in the closet, and watch when they had sex, so we could learn how to do it right, so we wouldn't seem like we didn't know what we were doing when we finally started having sex ourselves!"
Seeing that I not only wasn't offended but rather thought it was hot, Anita grinned during Debbie's explanation, then added "Until one time when they knocked some shit over and got caught, but neither my boyfriend nor I were bothered by it at all! My attitude was 'What the fuck, I'll try to teach them well,' and after that, they watched us out on the open! And after a while, my boyfriend and I decided that we might as well get some use out of Debbie and Cassidy, so we had them start filming us! We had previously made some pornos together, but they didn't turn out very well, because we set the camera up across the room and were trying not to get out of the picture!"
"You really weren't embarrassed the first time you realized they were watching you?!" I asked in amazement.
"Not at all!" Anita said.
"But she sure the fuck was when I found out she's bi!" Debbie added.
Hearing that got me even much more interested and excited than I already was! "Wow, I can hardly wait to hear THAT story!"
"You're going to love it! Tell her, Mom!" Debbie said.
"Well, I was always afraid to tell Debbie that I'm bi, but then two years ago, I got into a very serious relationship with a married lesbian couple, and one night when Debbie was spending the night with Cassidy, my two girlfriends spent the night over here, and the three of us made love and smoked weed all night until we passed out, and then the next morning, I heard this massive scream and I opened my eyes and saw Debbie standing there laughing hysterically, and I about fucking shit, because she saw me in bed with two women, and all of us were nude!"
"That's not exactly true!" Debbie said. "You and Betty were nude, but Missy was wearing a strap on!"