Never sleep with your best friend's ex-boyfriend, it's an unwritten rule somewhere like you'll go to hell if you betray her. Well, I think with every rule there's an exception. Before I go into any details, let me introduce myself. My name is Lindsey, I'm a 23-year-old sometimes clueless but most of the time smart, quite attractive red head. I enjoy just about anything and everything that will bring some excitement into my life because I'm one of those people that insist on taking what life has to offer instead of sitting on the sidelines. I'm spunky, I have many friends, I can be a party animal but know when to get serious. I think that's why people love me so much, I'm contagiousβ¦but in a good way!
I've had my fair share of relationships in the past, my experience would best be described from the lyrics of a one Beach Boys song...ahem...don't pass out when you hear my awful voice now you have to read the rest of my story...'round 'round get around I get around! Yeah, get around wooohoowooo! Thank you, I'll be here all week, don't forget to tip your waitress.
So now that I've made a total fool of myself, let's get down to business. None of my previous relationship have been the if-you-leave-me-I'll-be-sad-and-depressed-forever type. As an addendum to that rule I mentioned at the beginning, I don't think it's too awful of me to sleep with my best friends ex if the circumstances were she dumped him for no good reason. I happened to like him hanging around, we got along great, always messing around having fun (not that kind of messing, I can see where YOUR mind is!).
His name is Edison, Ed for short. I don't know quite why he was named that, probably because his parents had a thing for Thomas Edison. Who knows but that's not the point, the point is the moment I met Ed, I knew there was something special about him. He's just your all-American cutie with short brown wavy hair, awesome build, 6'2' with glasses (trust me, ladies, he looks hot with them on) and the sexiest baby blues. Can I mention that he has the most unbelievably impeccable taste in clothes without saying he's gay? I mean I know it's hard to believe but it's true, I don't have an explanation for it myself.
Ever since they've started dating I've had the opportunity a few times to hang out with them and I never did like the way she treated him. I love my best friend, Amy, to death but she has no sense when it comes to the etiquette of dating. Ya right like I know it myself but I've been in enough relationships to realize that the person you're dating should be treated with respect and you should accept his qualities as well as his faults. Amy had a tiny problem with that, I've seen her a couple of times trying to change Ed's imperfections. I think this might be a good time to admit that I've had my pretty little eyes on him for awhile. I never did anything to pursue it while they were together only because I don't want to hurt Amy, plus having some sweet fantasies to fire up your imagination is just the thing everyone needs.
I've spent countless nights in my bed having fantasies that Ed was there with me having the hottest, most mind-blowing sex we've ever had. Those night fantasies always made my pussy so wet and my clit ache non-stop. I would be so hot I'd have to turn my fan on just to cool my tingling, flaming skin. I know that my hand isn't Ed's cock by any means but it would be the only thing I had around that I could satisfy myself with. So I would just lay there and masturbate to the images floating through my mind of Ed sucking my nipples, running his tongue across my breasts, his hand on my pussy, rubbing my clit, invading my mouth with his ravaging kisses, then him deep inside me. I always came at about the moment where he'd be fucking me like crazy and he'd be moaning my name over and over again saying he was going to come. When I orgasmed, my body would shake and shudder from the sheer pleasure I would feel. You never know what a good fantasy will do to multiply your orgasm by 100, I would have to muffle my screams with a pillow.
Amy would tell me of their love-making sessions and I knew I couldn't do anything but grin and bear it, meanwhile I'd be screaming inside about how I wanted her to shut up already before I slap her. Now I know that's harsh but I wanted this man and I was jealous, how would you feel if some bimbo was telling you about her sex-fests with the man of your dreams...doesn't go over so well does it? Ok ok, I know Amy is my best friend and that I should be nice about it but I can't help it!
Well they dated for a few months before Amy realized that Ed wasn't right for her. My theory is she knew she couldn't change him (that's right, baby, you stay the way you are!) and so she'd just be wasting her time. During their relationship Ed and I formed a friendship of sorts, we would always talk, even if Amy wasn't there. We came to know each other pretty well, I really formed a bond with him. Some people say that they have soulmates. I believe in them. I think Ed is mine, he always made my heart race when he was around and I got fidgety. I never get fidgety around men!
Even though Ed and Amy didn't have the most serious of relationships, I still think both of them were pretty blue about it, only because it was another relationship under their belt they couldn't make last. I think the grace period on trying to get your best friends ex into your bed is a month. It's a good solid time, isn't it? Not that I make a habit of it, this would be the first time for me. Amy's been around probably more than I have so I don't think it will be difficult for her to find someone else to be a transitional man for her. Of course I still talked to Ed on the phone during that month, I would have missed him too much. Amy didn't know about these conversations, it's a strictly need-to-know basis.
Which brings me to the present. I'm horny as hell, I have not dated in two months, have not had sex in four. I have been waiting for Ed. I didn't know if it would actually happen but I was sure as hell going to try. Now would be the perfect time to call Ed and reel him in with my charm. I was planning on calling him to see if he'd be interested in coming over for some movie, popcorn, and beer action. I live in an apartment, Amy lives in the same building but she was going out tonight with some friends of ours to check the scene. Now let's see what I can do about ending this platonic relationship Ed and I have going...
I checked myself in the mirror before calling him, I wanted to make sure I looked ok (I don't know why, we women just do that). The phone rang a few times before he picked up.
"'Lo?" he said.
"Ed? It's Lindsey, sorry for bothering you...were you sleeping?"
"Oh hi, Lindsey. No I was just laying on the couch thinking about stuff. So what's up, this is a surprise," he said
The small butterflies in my stomach now somehow grew to overwhelming size. I put a hand to my tummy telling myself to be calm, be cool, this is Ed you're talking to.
"Well, I'm bored basically and I thought of you. I was wondering if you're not doing anything you could come over and we can hang out. Like watch some movies an pig out." I felt the urge to tell him what I said next. So I did. "I actually miss you, I miss seeing you, I want to know what's going on in your life."
I closed my eyes imagining his face. I started to get that warm feeling throughout my entire body.
"Sure," he said. "That sounds like fun, I could use some time away from here, my roommate is starting to bug the shit out of me. I'll be over in a little bit."