The King of Petrotis was escorted into the study. Gideon Alnwick was fine looking man, and well built from his years in the military. He was tall and broad-shouldered. His gold and sapphire crown had been made to match blue eyes and golden hair. King Gideon had decided it was time he wed and sire heirs.. He had marched a battalion of soldiers into Salarene to capture the heart of its queen. The king had planned to bring her back to his castle, breed her, and usher in a new age of strength for Petrotis. He had expected to be greeted in the throne room, amongst splendor and opulence, and whisk her off her feet. Instead he hesitated, unsure, as the object of his desires scribbled away at her desk.
Gideon looked around at the simple room. It was dominated by a mahogany desk and a number of smaller occupied desks arranged in a crescent on a raised dais. Baskets of scrolls were everywhere, and the walls were lined with bookshelves. Behind him, his few guardsmen shuffled uncomfortably. He looked at the page beside him who had brought him there, but the man hadn't even announced him. He was preparing to clear his throat and do it himself, when the queen lay down her quill. Almost as if on cue, her advisers around her did the same.
"His majesty Gideon Alnwick, King of Petrotis, begs an audience with your majesty the queen!" said the page.
Adeline Belleville, the Queen of Slarene, peered down at him from her dais. She wore her hair long and loose. Her crown was a simple silver band. The subdued tailoring of her gown could not hide the fullness of her figure. When she pressed her torso up against the desk, it turned from a writing desk into a shelf for her breasts. While Gideon could not see her lower body, his spies had reported ample hips. She was made for breeding. Gideon felt himself grow partially erect. He had to have her.
Gideon was thinking about how her lips would look around his cock, when the queen spoke. "Explain to me why I should not have you immediately executed."
Gideon blinked. He became uncomfortably aware that only 3 of his guards had been permitted into the castle, and they were all weaponless. All around him, the Salarenie soldiers had their hands on their swords.
He inclined his head, not a full bow, but an acknowledgment of power from one monarch to another. "Your majesty. You are as beautiful as the legends say."
"Legends?" Queen Adeline tilted her head. "Or your spies? I have one of them in my custody as we speak. He has said a number of interesting things regarding what information to retrieve, as well as what items to acquire from my rooms."
Damn. He had wondered what had happened to that last spy who had never reported back. In hindsight asking him to steal a pair of Adeline's used underpants had been too much of a risk.
"You must forgive me that indiscretion, in the name of love." He pulled out a gold chain from beneath his shirt, and opened up the attached locket that he showed to the queen. Inside was a skillfully made miniature of the queen. He was in the habit of acquiring portraits of women, but they had became obsolete when he had seen Adeline's image. Since then he had cast his entire collection into the fire. "I knew I needed you from the moment I saw your portrait. I have spent countless sleepless nights staring at it." Though not unpleasurable nights. Gideon had unloaded his seed onto the portrait many times. "I have brought a show of strength to you, to demonstrate my value. Come with me to my kingdom and become my bride."
Adeline stared down at him over steepled fingers. Then she began to laugh. It would have been a pretty sound, if it hadn't been directed at him. Her advisers joined in, and so did her soldiers. Gideon stood very still, feeling his face grow red.
"That is by far the worst marriage proposal I have ever heard. Love, you call it? I name it lust, or better yet madness. King Gideon, I have my own spies. I have known for some time what you intended. I know of that amusing little speech you gave before you left Petrotis. Your soldiers may have enjoyed it, but I cannot say I did. You honestly thought you could march a battalion of soldiers directly into the heart of my kingdom without me knowing, storm my castle, and carry me off to bed? I don't know how you survived in the army with such a terrible tactical mind. At least you weren't stupid enough to attack my castle when you saw the size of the force I mustered. You thought to sway me with merely a thousand men? How could that ever convince me to leave my crown behind and pop out heirs for you?"
Gideon floundered for an answer. "I give you nothing less than the fullness of my heart! My love and my loyalty are yours alone."
Adeline laughed some more. "It is too bad you have not come to be my court jester. I would gladly take you on then." The queen shook her head, still smiling. "What good will your heart do me?" She picked up a thick scroll from a nearby basket at random and unrolled it. "Here is a proper marriage proposal. Prince Ralph Sutcliffe of Thamore offers his hand along with low tariffs on wool, mutton, and cotton."
Gideon snorted. "That idiot is tenth in line to the throne and hated by the king of Thamore. He has no influence. He can't possibly honor that promise."
Adeline unrolled another scroll. "King Alistar Bailey of Storyn will send traveling teachers and books from his own royal library."
"You would never be content to be the 10th wife of an 80 year old man with a roaming eye. The decrepit sack has sired so many bastards there will be an endless war for succession, and your descendants would have no hope of winning," Gideon said heatedly.
"Every scroll in this room speaks of a marriage proposal! King Liam Dolloway of Pilaya offers me gold and bades me pick whichever of his sons I please!"
Gideon stormed up to the desk but was barred by her soldiers. Both the king and queen were both shouting now. "You could fuck every one of his inbred sons and never get pregnant! You'd have to put two of those small dicked dolts together just to match the size of my cock!"
Adeline stood up and leaned over the desk towards Gideon, who noted with appreciation how her chest heaved with anger. "The size of your arrogance is many times greater than the size of your prick! My spies said you were average!"
It was Gideon's turn to grin. "Well, well, well. You are interested." He spread his arms open. "My love, if it is trade you want, I shall give it to you. Libraries you shall have in droves. All the riches of my kingdom will be yours once we are wed."
"You presume entirely too much," growled Adeline.
"I see the situation clearly now. You have been flattered by these promises, but they are only words. Unlike the senders of these scrolls, I do not sit around writing letters when there is something I want. I am here in person, with, may I point out, only one portion of my military force. I have power. I am young, virile, and fertile. I have no bastards to challenge the throne, no mistresses or wives to disgrace you, nor will I ever take one as long as you live. And if you aren't yet impressed with my cock, I assure you it is only because you have yet to properly experience it. Just wait until you see what I can do with my tongue. I will fulfill all your desires." King Gideon stuck his tongue out and waggled it at the queen.
Adeline's face turned bright red. She stood up and began marching toward Gideon.
"Out!" she shouted. "Get out!"
"My love," he protested.
"Except you." Adeline jabbed a finger into his chest. Gideon's cock went rock hard. "I want everyone else out!" Her advisers and soldiers filed out, but Gideon's guard didn't move. He nodded his assent to them, and they left. He was not afraid of Adeline, but as she turned her glare back on him, he wavered.
"You are even more beautiful when you are angry," he said, his voice husky with need.