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Copyright Oggbashan January 2006
The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work.
This is a work of fiction. The events described here are imaginary; the settings and characters are fictitious and are not intended to represent specific places or living persons.
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The following are 15 fifty-word stories with a Valentine theme. The title isn't counted.
1. Lost Opportunity
I sent Elaine a Valentine card. She received a dozen.
I asked her to be my partner at the Valentine dance. I was the fifth to ask. She had said yes to Roger.
I wrote her a letter expressing my love. She returned it because she was now Roger's fianceΓ©.
02. Love at first sight
Our eyes met across a crowded room. I made my way to her side, introduced myself and asked for a dance.
We melted into each other's arms. She danced divinely. I didn't tread on her feet.
I asked to walk her home. She agreed and invited me in for - coffee.
03. Coffee?
On my knees between her legs I tried to satisfy her urgent need. She pulled me hard against her willing lips.
My tongue licked and probed into the warm depths. She moaned as her hands clutched my head. I licked harder. Her legs spread wider.
Coffee never tasted this good.
04. Revenge is sweet.
Heather dumped me at the Valentine Dance. She had planned it to be a real humiliation in public but everyone ignored her rehearsed scene.
I walked to the bar, leaving her screaming abuse. There I met Jane.
"Noisy, isn't she?" Jane said.
"Yes," I replied. "Shall we dance?"
We did.
05. Priorities.
I was too busy to think about Valentine's Day. A project had to be finished the day before. It was.
"Did you remember that tomorrow's Valentine's Day?" asked my secretary Anna.
"No," I replied. "The only one I want to be my Valentine is you."
She was and still is.
06. Comfort
That Valentine's night we went to bed together.
She didn't need to ask. Nor did I.
As I thrust, her legs wrapped around me. I remembered our first time. That nearly betrayed me into coming too soon.
The back seat of a car is romantic. In bed is more comfortable.
07. Set up
"Why don't you ask Margaret?" Julie suggested when I asked her to dance.
I took the hint. I asked Margaret. She accepted.
It took me months to realise that Margaret had primed every woman I knew to say the same.
By that time I loved her too much to mind.